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Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 02:42 PM

all right so i'm moving, like, immediately. i have to find a place to live that allows pets and isn't in a trailer park, and i have to spend a lot of time cleaning and packing.

but the worst part is that i have to figure out how to move all this shit elsewhere without any fucking money.

Shyandquietguy Aug 13th, 2011 03:11 PM

Womti, shut up.

@Aaarg, dang man, that sucks. How "no money" are we talkin'? Like if you had a trailer hitch but not enough money to afford a trailer no money?

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 03:16 PM

like i'm going to have to have my dad send me money so i can afford the gas to get to the new place no money, haha.

when you're low on funds and you unexpectedly have to spend 400 bucks or not have hot water for an indefinite period of time, you get fucked!

also apparently i only have a hitch receiver so even to rent a trailer i'd have to buy a hitch! whoops!

Tadao Aug 13th, 2011 03:40 PM

Bury it like it's treasure and them come back and dig it up with your kid.

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 03:49 PM

never!

Shyandquietguy Aug 13th, 2011 04:04 PM

WEll since you have the new address you can just mail it there!

Let THEM worry about it bro!

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 04:12 PM

wait what? haha

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 05:03 PM

:lol Sam never heard the word 'fingerpoppin' before.

Sam Aug 13th, 2011 05:05 PM

I'VE NEVER HEARD IT CALLED "FINGERPOPPIN" BEFORE, IT WAS ALWAYS JUST "KNUCKLEBUSTIN" OR "FINGERBANGIN"

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 05:06 PM

FINGERBANGING IS TOO BLAH, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Sam Aug 13th, 2011 05:07 PM

I GUESS I JUST COME FROM SIMPLER TIMES.

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 05:08 PM

DO NOT GET ME WRONG, SAM - I WOULD NEVER DOUBT YOUR TEENAGE SEXUAL PROWESS

Sam Aug 13th, 2011 05:10 PM

NO ONE PROWLS AS GOOD AS ME WHEN TEENAGE SEXINESS IS INVOLVED.

Tadao Aug 13th, 2011 05:12 PM

Fingerpoppin? I guess if you bend you finger and pull it out real fast it might make a pop noise.

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 05:13 PM

It's worse - it has to do with the cherry.

Tadao Aug 13th, 2011 05:15 PM

Oh! I always only got sloppy seconds after my dad. :(

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 05:20 PM

Tadao, ladies and gentlemen, Tadao. :claps

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 05:26 PM

hahaha awesome

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 05:27 PM

also gross, virgins

give me a gal with experience

Kitsa Aug 13th, 2011 05:52 PM

I need to figure out a halloween costume that will top last year's Stay-Puft because that kicked ass.

Rongi Aug 13th, 2011 07:58 PM



Got started early on my Walter White costume

k0k0 Aug 13th, 2011 08:15 PM

You gonna wear the heisenhat?

Shyandquietguy Aug 13th, 2011 08:19 PM

Silly Rongi, that's for February!

k0k0 Aug 13th, 2011 08:27 PM

Oh, and if you want blue meth to carry around, just make some blue rock candy. That's how they do it in the show.

Tadao Aug 13th, 2011 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 737658)
Silly Rongi, that's for February!

:lol


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