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kahljorn Aug 14th, 2011 11:30 PM

Sam I do not like your new avatar because i always think you are shukov

elx Aug 14th, 2011 11:46 PM

speaking of synthetic burgers and great ol' america, in the past fourty years McDonalds has been accused of meat-foolery many a times. but there were two particular rumors that stood out (seperated by 20 years): a) that mcdonalds burgers contained earthworms b) that the patties were formed using cow eyeballs

McDonalds' response to these accusations? They chose to point out the illogical reasoning in the myths by informing people that there's no way they'd use cow eyeballs or earthworms as substitutes in their food, because both of those items are more expensive than beef.

Sam Aug 14th, 2011 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 737853)
Sam I do not like your new avatar because i always think you are shukov

IS THAT BETTER?

elx Aug 14th, 2011 11:48 PM

It amazes me that they found that response so reassuring that they decided to recycle it a generation later

Aaarg Aug 14th, 2011 11:56 PM

to be fair i don't think that shit costs more than beef

it's a pretty renewable resource i suppose

feed em beef, get beef-shit. feed em beef-shit, get shit. feed em shit, get more shit.

hope you assholes like your quarter pounders.

k0k0 Aug 15th, 2011 12:21 AM

I'm sure it would probably cost more to form shit into beef, especially with the research costs. I'm almost positive that there's no machine where you feed shit in and out pops a burger on the other side.

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2011 12:34 AM

WRONG. A TIME MACHINE.

Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 01:01 AM

If you had a random hook-up and then used a time machine the next day to go back in time, knock out your past self and have sex with the chick a second time, would that count as a cock block


time machines are a theoretical can of worms, guys :(

Sam Aug 15th, 2011 01:10 AM

I GOT A CAN OF WORMS FOR YOU ALL TO OPEN IT'S CALLED SHUT THE FUCK UP. >:

Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 01:13 AM

WHEN IN THE GODDAMN HELL HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN ME, AT ANY POINT, TO BE PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF SHUTTING THE FUCK UP?

kahljorn Aug 15th, 2011 01:17 AM

once you open the can though its no longer shut up ;/

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 01:24 AM

can we turn this can of worms into a burger? i hear worms are more expensive than beef and thus more tasty.

Sam Aug 15th, 2011 01:27 AM

YOU CAN TURN IT INTO SOME SHUT THE FUCK UP AND THEN THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO WITH IT I SUGGEST YOU ALL TRY IT.

kahljorn Aug 15th, 2011 01:36 AM

can i get a sample

executioneer Aug 15th, 2011 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 737867)
If you had a random hook-up and then used a time machine the next day to go back in time, knock out your past self and have sex with the chick a second time, would that count as a cock block


time machines are a theoretical can of worms, guys :(

what if instead of knocking yourself out you double-teamed the random hookup

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2011 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 737875)
YOU CAN TURN IT INTO SOME SHUT THE FUCK UP AND THEN THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO WITH IT I SUGGEST YOU ALL TRY IT.

FUCK YOU SAM

ALL YOU DO IS STIFLE CREATIVE THOUGHT PROCESS

PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WHY HUMANITY STILL HASN'T INVENTED THE GODDAMN TIME MACHINE

Dimnos Aug 15th, 2011 01:42 AM

What the shit? Khal is back? :eek

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 01:43 AM

I DON'T FEAR I AM DESCENDING INTO THE MOLTEN CORE

SO FAR I HAVE NOT FOUND THE SCIENCE

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 01:51 AM

khlal invented a time machine and went back and didnt get heself banned

also sam why you so mean

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 01:51 AM

is this houw you play the INterneT?

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 01:54 AM


Sam Aug 15th, 2011 01:59 AM

I'M NOT MEAN JUST SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSH UTUP

Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 02:11 AM

DID SOMEONE SAY LOUDER?


Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 02:12 AM

CAUSE WE CAN DO THAT


Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 02:14 AM



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