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Rongi Aug 21st, 2011 02:39 PM

At first glance I just thought it was some generic "tribal" tat of some sort, but yeah I think it is barbed wire

Rongi Aug 21st, 2011 03:17 PM

I dated this girl who was into energy crystals and other nonsense. One time she refused to swallow my semen because she claimed "there are enzymes in sperm that can be used for mind control."

Sam Aug 21st, 2011 03:20 PM

I mind controlled her into thinking that. ;)

HickMan Aug 21st, 2011 05:36 PM

There's this guy I'm deployed with that gained about six pounds of muscle and lost about half of his brain. I convinced him to get Christmas lights tattooed around his arm stating that "nobody else has that".

Don't you internet faggots go and google search 'christmas light arm tattoo' either and ruin my good time.

Rongi Aug 21st, 2011 05:44 PM


Originally Posted by Sam (Post 739052)
I mind controlled her into thinking that. ;)

Thanks man, I ruined a few perfectly good pairs of boxers because of you >:

Fathom Zero Aug 21st, 2011 07:07 PM


Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 739054)
I convinced him to get Christmas lights tattooed around his arm stating that "nobody else has that".

That's the best idea anyone has ever had.

Kitsa Aug 21st, 2011 07:14 PM

I saw this leathery woman with a tattoo at the fair today and it looked awful. It reminded me of when they find mummified people and they have tribal markings on them that you can't quite make out.

She looked like beef jerky :(

Sam Aug 21st, 2011 08:24 PM

Did she try to molest your child?

Kitsa Aug 21st, 2011 09:17 PM


k0k0 Aug 21st, 2011 09:19 PM


Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 739036)

My question is, if you can do it with a woman. I mean, wouldn't it be less gay to jerk it with a woman who also has a crystal? Or is that against the point?

Sam Aug 21st, 2011 09:20 PM

Man, womans ain't bros, the crystal won't work without that bro-magic.

k0k0 Aug 21st, 2011 09:20 PM

What if it's a bearded woman?

Colonel Flagg Aug 21st, 2011 09:32 PM

Hirsutism doesn't count. There must be dong for the magic to happen.

Not that I know about this or anything ....

Kitsa Aug 21st, 2011 09:34 PM

I have seen so many "I want to JO with bros" listings on craigslist it's a little frightening.

Grislygus Aug 21st, 2011 09:45 PM

But enough about that. When's your work's tv appearance on British tv supposed to happen, Kit?

Kitsa Aug 21st, 2011 11:44 PM

september or something?

I don't know. The show told me they wanted newer photos, and that was a problem because the originals were taken when my dog was a puppy and that prop was long gone. So we had to make a new prop, then wrestle a flighty 75 lb dog in 90 degree temps to get the pose they wanted. I had family helping me and we'd get the dog in the pose, then step away and the dog would jump down just before I snapped the picture. It got frustrating as hell.

I sent the pics and am waiting to hear if they're ok or if I need to send more.

kahljorn Aug 22nd, 2011 03:44 AM

i like to sew with bros

kahljorn Aug 22nd, 2011 03:58 AM

shrubfest if you were a man i would hella sew with you

Shrubfest Aug 22nd, 2011 06:31 AM

Kahl, we could have a mockery sewing circle. We'd embroider witticisms and cutting barbs onto cutesy items to upset children and parents, and drink Irish coffee without the coffee.

If I had a cock, though.

Fathom Zero Aug 22nd, 2011 06:32 AM

I've been misled.

Colonel Flagg Aug 22nd, 2011 10:12 AM


Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 739129)
[...] drink Irish coffee without the coffee.

Shrub, for this you can be an honorary bro. ;)

Fathom Zero Aug 22nd, 2011 10:22 AM

I wish I could drink right now.

But I already want to kill myself.

Tadao Aug 22nd, 2011 11:53 AM

Bleach will solve both problems!

Fathom Zero Aug 22nd, 2011 05:05 PM

yo rongi

what up, Bird?

kahljorn Aug 22nd, 2011 05:21 PM

shrubfest you should sew yourself a cock

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