I-Mockery Forum

I-Mockery Forum (http://i-mockery.com/forum/index.php)
-   General Blabber (http://i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=7)
-   -   I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips) (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8799)

Rongi Aug 25th, 2011 03:26 PM

idk

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 25th, 2011 03:41 PM

Rongi, if you buy a canoe now you will get a bunch for saving their lives this weekend.

Sam Aug 25th, 2011 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 739531)
I majored in something good though! Neuroscience! The world needs neurologists, they don't need creative writing majors

Oh who am I kidding I'm probably going to be just as broke as all y'all ;(

I AIN'T BROKE, FUCK YOU.

YOU BROKE CUZ YOU ALWAYS GETTIN' MUGGED AND BUYING DUCKS, BITCH.

Rongi Aug 25th, 2011 04:37 PM

lol did you major in creative writing?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DEGREE? :lol

Rongi Aug 25th, 2011 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 739536)
Rongi, if you buy a canoe now you will get a bunch for saving their lives this weekend.

Oh shit, I forgot you lived in Buffalo. That is kind of close to where I go to school (Binghamton)

I met some girl from Turkey before while I was smoking a cigarette

Why is it that I mainly get hit on by foreign girls?

b_squared Aug 25th, 2011 05:05 PM

It's your accent.

Tadao Aug 25th, 2011 05:10 PM

or your small penis

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 25th, 2011 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 739540)
Oh shit, I forgot you lived in Buffalo. That is kind of close to where I go to school (Binghamton)

I met some girl from Turkey before while I was smoking a cigarette

Why is it that I mainly get hit on by foreign girls?

You got dat swagga.

Kitsa Aug 25th, 2011 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 739531)
I majored in something good though! Neuroscience! The world needs neurologists, they don't need creative writing majors

Oh who am I kidding I'm probably going to be just as broke as all y'all ;(


It worked for me! I mean, the going to medschool and being broke part.

Maybe Rankeri's doing better.

Colonel Flagg Aug 25th, 2011 09:32 PM

I think Ranny is still in school - probably why he hasn't been around.

Hard science did right by me. I get no respect, but I do OK for myself. :\

Esuohlim Aug 25th, 2011 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 739530)
Wait till you try to find a job based on your educational expertise. :lol

Was this a slight at me you cunt

Rongi take it from me I double-majored in engineering and astrophysics and I'm working at a deli making minimum wage right now! :lol

Fathom Zero Aug 25th, 2011 11:00 PM

:lol

Life's so fucked!

elx Aug 25th, 2011 11:08 PM

at least you don't work at gamestop milhouse :(

kahljorn Aug 25th, 2011 11:12 PM

i dont have a job and i im only taking one unit this semester and I'm a success!

i only have like two classes till i graduate and i cant get into any of them :(

k0k0 Aug 25th, 2011 11:45 PM

So I was at the hospital tonight due to not being able to eat for 4 days and barely keeping down liquids. The thing that pisses me off is that there was this really attractive nurse who came in and I talked and joked with her a bit. Next time she came in to change my IV, she had kind of made herself up a bit. So I took that as a clue. We talked more, then after I got enough fluids to feel decent, she gave me my information and walked me to the waiting room. She rubbed my back as she said goodbye. I totally should have asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime, but I wussed out. She was way too hot and I'm not used to dating girls who look like her. I'll stick with the 6's and 7's.

Esuohlim Aug 26th, 2011 03:54 AM

YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED SOME FLUIDS TOO

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 04:06 AM

God fucking damn it, at least you guys are still up. Also screw you, milhouse for beating me to the punch

About fluids.

Esuohlim Aug 26th, 2011 04:07 AM

This place is dead as shit tonight

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 04:09 AM


Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 04:10 AM

God, it feels good to re-use old mspaint jokes



I FEEL ALIVE

Esuohlim Aug 26th, 2011 04:11 AM

^^^^^ ZUGGA ZUGGA

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 04:13 AM

IN-JOKE LOL

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS IT CEPT THE COOL KIDS





AT ONE AM IN THE MORNING

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 04:17 AM

funny it's 3:17 here

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 04:18 AM

Kahl, SAY SOMETHING

eight beers in, and I'm not buzzed enough to sleep. I don't WANT to drink four more cans of fucking rolling rock, so I've got an hour to kill

Esuohlim Aug 26th, 2011 04:19 AM

As opposed to one PM in the morning? :rolleyes :rolleyes

MORE LIKE 4 IN THE MORNING >:

Where Pub is it's like 5pm September 7th :reuseoldjokes


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:33 PM.

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.