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Aaarg Sep 7th, 2012 03:42 PM

i don't know what that is but if it involves fat middle-aged women with feathered blonde hair it sounds about right

Tadao Sep 7th, 2012 04:07 PM

they are aslo drunk and hicks

Kitsa Sep 7th, 2012 08:22 PM

I imagine a bunch of women who look like Patty the Daytime Hooker.

Ex Leper Sep 9th, 2012 12:43 AM

I don't know if this has been posted before but it's the creepiest video i've ever seen

Zomboid Sep 9th, 2012 07:03 AM


Kitsa Sep 9th, 2012 07:54 AM

That's a lot like that guy hiking that rope-on-a-cliff thing in Spain

Kitsa Sep 9th, 2012 03:32 PM

Went to the city that hosted my gallery show, walked around, went to a pizza place that used to put "fun mushrooms" on pizzas if you asked for them but doesn't anymore, went to a bookstore and bought some Ambrose Bierce short stories, came home depressed.

Tadao Sep 9th, 2012 04:18 PM

Did you try to be happy?

Kitsa Sep 9th, 2012 04:37 PM


Tadao Sep 9th, 2012 05:09 PM

Was it the lack of mushrooms?

Kitsa Sep 9th, 2012 05:16 PM


I don't think that they do mushrooms for anyone anymore, I think that died out 20 years ago. For the general public, anyway. There are all these rumors where you can get pizza with "special herbs" and "fun mushrooms" and all that, but I think it's just basil and regular mushrooms. I've never gotten anything off their pizzas. Maybe they do something for Dave Chappelle when he stops in, I don't know. I never saw him around, although I think his wife (?) might have come to my show.

Some website says you can tell your server to meet you out back by the dumpster for "shrooms" but I think they're full of shit.

Shrubfest Sep 9th, 2012 06:47 PM

Next up in hilarious miscommunication potential: Spastic is just a funny word in America, rather that being vastly offensive as it is in the UK!

That's got to have had even better results than 'fag' and 'fanny'.

Fathom Zero Sep 9th, 2012 06:51 PM

4 realz

Tadao Sep 10th, 2012 10:01 AM

HEY PUB! I just found out that googling Emma Watson will most likely get you computer aids. :(

The news said that she is the most dangerous celebrity to google. :eek

Aaarg Sep 10th, 2012 01:02 PM

idiot you can't get aids from googling

unless you have an open cut in your mouth, that is

Tadao Sep 10th, 2012 02:08 PM



Kitsa Sep 10th, 2012 02:17 PM

god I remember some Mexican woman named Aida going apeshit because someone typoed her name as Sida in the system at the hospital where I worked :havedarkvareexplainit

Tadao Sep 10th, 2012 05:22 PM

Tadao Sep 10th, 2012 06:21 PM

Have I told you guys lately how much I hate you?

Aaarg Sep 10th, 2012 06:22 PM

sida sings the blues

Tadao Sep 10th, 2012 06:22 PM


Aaarg Sep 11th, 2012 10:16 AM

baby carrots are my dog's favorite treatz.

Tadao Sep 11th, 2012 10:47 AM

Hahaha same here. Mine likes hers dipped in Hummus.

Tadao Sep 11th, 2012 11:51 AM

I'll be really sad when Charo dies.


Tadao Sep 11th, 2012 12:58 PM

I'm sure I mentioned it, but my wife bought me tickets to see Bow Wow Wow for my birthday. I'm the greatest of all time!

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