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Fathom Zero Jun 27th, 2006 12:08 AM

Screw the girls, bro.

Anyways, go here and get a free trial to Planetside for 9 months:


Seven Force Jun 27th, 2006 12:14 AM

I got a random message from someone I don't know.

Here's the kicker: I just switched to a new name, and I haven't used it anywhere. Either they got lucky picking a random name out of a hat or someone's giving away my screename.

...or it's one of you people.

Fathom Zero Jun 27th, 2006 12:18 AM

Creepy as hell, dude.

Fathom Zero Jun 27th, 2006 12:46 AM

Hehe... I can't use Planetside, because it requires a 4 Gig download.
I will have it, though.

Jeff The Ninja Jun 27th, 2006 01:41 AM

I just sent an article to Esuohlim.com. What are the chances of it actually being accepted.

Esuohlim Jun 27th, 2006 01:54 AM

I'll give you guys a hint on this one! The word count was 270. :eek

Seven Force Jun 27th, 2006 02:03 AM

That's not really much.

Jeff The Ninja Jun 27th, 2006 02:05 AM

Ok, So I will make it longer. Dont worry, I have a ton of ideas. It should be finished by tomorrow if I work at it. I can easily bring it up to 1000 plus words :)

executioneer Jun 27th, 2006 02:30 AM

god dammit i hate when the weather jumps 25 degrees in three days :(

Esuohlim Jun 27th, 2006 02:38 AM

It was supposed to be sunny all week but then the weatherman was like "Whoops actually it's going to thunderstorm nonstop until through the following Tuesday haha that's eight days fuckers, enjoy". so now I'm all P.O.ed >:

executioneer Jun 27th, 2006 03:59 AM

it was 92 here, and a week ago it didn't even break 70 :(

sadie Jun 27th, 2006 07:40 AM

lol. i don't have a lot of ideas. but i can add 700 words. easy!

Emu Jun 27th, 2006 09:21 AM

milhouse i could write something!

Fathom Zero Jun 27th, 2006 09:40 AM

That Man could also write something.

Esuohlim Jun 27th, 2006 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by Emu
milhouse i could write something!


Emu Jun 27th, 2006 11:36 AM

do you mind if i write about small claims court TV shows like Judge Judy and Judge Mathis cuz i've been all obsessed with those lately!

Juttin Jun 27th, 2006 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by darnin
Does that mean I'm officially hated now?


Esuohlim Jun 27th, 2006 12:34 PM

Emu that sounds like a grand idea, pal!

Fathom Zero Jun 27th, 2006 12:49 PM

I haven't changed my "Zits" calander since February 2nd.

Esuohlim Jun 27th, 2006 01:24 PM

I threw away my America: The Book (The Calendar) desk calendar in April.

Fathom Zero Jun 27th, 2006 01:29 PM

Why would you do that?

Esuohlim Jun 27th, 2006 01:53 PM

I haven't touched it since the middle of January. :(

executioneer Jun 27th, 2006 02:30 PM

lol @ out-of-context :lol

Esuohlim Jun 27th, 2006 02:36 PM


Seven Force Jun 27th, 2006 03:16 PM

Now it's time for an intermission with the comedy stylings of Esuohlim and Pub Lover!

Pub Lover: Hello, I am Pub Lover. I was born not far from here and due to a crippling fear of everything I have never been more than five kilometers from my home.

Esuohlim: Good morning, I am Esuohlim, I write articles for a website no one reads and at my leisure I drive my car around town and try to memorize traffic signs.

Pub Lover: Pleased to meet you, Esuohlim. I often take photographs of my favorite vast stretches of dirt. I have over six thousand photographs of the windswept brown field outside of my dwelling, completely barren, and I would love to show them to you one day.

Esuohlim: That would delight me, Pub Lover. I am eager to tell you about the dream I had last night, in which I was forever trying to solve an infinite sliding tile puzzle—

Pub Lover: Enough! I yield!

Esuohlim: Yes, that was among the signs I memorized!

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