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executioneer Aug 24th, 2006 08:53 PM

gw you'll have to speak up i can't hear your post

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by executioneer
gw you'll have to speak up i can't hear your post

Yeah GW, you have a lovely speaking voice. So use it!

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by FartinMowler

SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS


liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I THINK DANNY TATOM IS A GREAT NAME. :(

YEAH ME TOO. I GUESS I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE, THOUGH. :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik
I GUESS I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE. :(

Especially not bitchy lesbians. ;)

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 09:12 PM

yeah srsly, i thought she was nice. what happened? :x

Guitar Woman Aug 24th, 2006 09:20 PM

Daniel would go infinitely better with a last name like Tatom. I reccomend ditching the kiddy nickname.

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 09:23 PM

Well, Daniel is my last name. But, I've been going by Danny since 3rd grade. There was already a Daniel, and he was way more popular. So, unless I went by Danny, I would have been totally looked over in life. :(

+ My full name is DANIEL HOWARD TATOM, and that sounds way smarter than i really am. and i don't wanna throw anyone off. :o

Guitar Woman Aug 24th, 2006 09:25 PM

well I think you should keep liquidstatik.

FartinMowler Aug 24th, 2006 09:26 PM

I think it's a nice name :/ I lived in a rooming house with a guy named Dick Chisholm

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:27 PM

What did GW's post say before she edited it?

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 09:33 PM

The same thing, but without the last sentence. :o

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I reccomend ditching the kiddy nickname.

Kiddy? More like diminutive. And there is nothing wrong with doing that. :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
well I think you should keep liquidstatik.

Yeah, why don't you like LiquidStatik anymore?

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 09:40 PM

srsly. we used to be close, GW. what happened? :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:42 PM

ANSWER THE QUESTION! >:

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 09:45 PM

PSH, SHE'S OFFLINE. I BET SHE'S SCAAARRED. >:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:50 PM

THEN YOU SHOULD ANSWER MY QUESTION! >:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by [url=http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3776103a1860,00.html
News[/url]]Jessica Alba lost a tooth while shooting sex scenes for her new movie, because the romp was so violent.


The Sin City actress is starring in romantic comedy Good Luck Chuck with Dane Cook and admits the frantic scenes left her nursing a sore mouth.

Alba told TV show Extra: "We shot all our love scenes in one day and I actually lost a tooth. I chipped a tooth as well so I need to get that fixed. Isn't that disgusting?

"We were smashing our faces together and it just happened. It's not the slowest, most romantic of love scenes. Dane's a wild one."

In the film, Cook plays a guy whose ex-girlfriends end up marrying the next man they meet after dumping him.

Despite her dental injuries, Alba, 24, insists Cook was a fantastic leading man.

She said: "He's great. He's a mixture of this great comedic actor and this crazy, energetic, physical guy. He's like the new Steve Martin. It's brilliant physical comedy."


Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:57 PM

SERIOUSLY, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO SMASH A FEW OF HER TEETH OUT DURING SEX? >:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 10:00 PM

HAHA, DANE COOK IS THE NEW STEVE MARTIN! :lol

I'D LIKE TO SMASH SOME OF THEIR TEETH OUT! >:

BUT NOT DURING SEX, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! >:

YEAH, YOU DO! :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 10:01 PM


liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 10:01 PM

NO, I DON'T.

AND I THINK JESSICA ALBA IS CUTE SO I DON'T WANT TO RUIN HER TEETH BUT I WOULD PROBABLY STICK MY PENIS IN HER POOPER ;D

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 10:02 PM

AND MOST GIRLS I WON'T PUT IT IN THERE BUT BECAUSE NATURALLY THATS KIND OF GROSS BUT THIS IS JESSICA ALBA WE'RE TALKING ABOUT

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 10:03 PM

OKAY I GUESS THERE'S A FEW REALLY, BUT THEY'RE ALL GIRLS

AND JESSICA ALBA IS AT THE TOP OF THE LIST


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