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HI

I'm too tired to sleep

I'm freaked out because I just found a spider building a web on one of my baby's dresses. The dress in question had just come out of the laundry and was hung up on a rack, so I'm not sure what sent the spider the message that this was a long-vacated property.

Now I'm in one of those feeling-spiders-all-over-me things.

its ok kitsa it was after your baby and not you

thus, no reason to worry or feel weird :3

MAYBE THE SPIDer WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A FEW LAST MINUTE ALTERATIONS TO THE DRESS

NOIBODY IS EVER GRATEFUL TO SPIDEWRS FOR THEIR HARD AND SELFLESS WORK

That's probably because they're creepy little bastards who like scampering out of sight behind and under things and causing you to be all "goddamn what is that fuckface plotting behind there? No doubt it is something dastardly"

They also walk like fucking creeps, even moreso when you cripple them.

I'm working on an academic theory that they are not animals of this earth, but the remnants of ancient cosmic horrors who have evolved backwards in a last-ditch effort at survival. Also, they have psychic powers that cause nightmares in humans and let them astral-project into the minds of deliriant-abusing psychonauts.

DIDNT YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU THAT DADDY LONG LEGS ARE YOUR friENDS?

THE ONLY REASON THEY SCAMPER OFF IS BECAUSE THEY PROBABLY DID SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU LIKE ALTER A DRESS, LEAVE A PIECE OF CANDY OR READJUSt A ROOM SO THAT ITS MORE FUNGSHUISH, AND THEY LEAVE BECAUSE THEY ARE BASHFUL ABOUT BEING SUCH NICE LITTLE PEOPLE.

WOW THERES FOUR SPAMWHORES, ME AND GUITAR WOMAN :O :O

Daddy Long Legs are the worst

ESPECIALLY the massive 6 inchers that serve as motherships for all the other ones

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND REALITY

Hey man when the fucking spiders try to take over you're gonna be crawling back for help

IF I CRAWL THEN I WILL BE ONE WITH THE SPIDERS

Oh my! Those are the worst!


I've got one in my garden that killed the neighbours dog and ate it. It's as big as a television and I can't mow the area that it inhabits so the grass is out of order.

don'y take zhukov on in a spider horror story; you will not win.

So I'm going to start hitting them in the neck.

I thought your last name was Oadat. Anyway, the first one is okay, then the one about the actual Zombie walk is okay. The rest will be hit in the neck.

If I could rate down the entire site in general I would.

Oadat is Tadao backwards you dork. I'm not giving out my last name.

Nice Tadao. I think I had the top definition for Evil Dead I made like 6 years ago or something.
e:... yep.

I thought Oadat was your last name and that Tadao was your last name backwards because you weren't giving out your first name. :rolleyes

looks like you got faced, then, bitch

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