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Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 09:38 PM

Why is no one :loveing CiG's new pic?

Hasn't anyone finished slapping to it yet? :wank

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 09:38 PM


Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 634322)
I CALL MINE "THE ANGRY PUB LOVER"

Because it is small and ineffective? :eek

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 09:39 PM

THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE LIST. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 09:39 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Jun 18th, 2009 09:40 PM


Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 634325)
Because it is small and ineffective? :eek

It has also never felt the touch of a woman. :wank

Esuohlim Jun 18th, 2009 09:41 PM

Am I missing anything by refusing to watch episodes of Married With Children?

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 634326)
THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE LIST. :rolleyes

Like everything to do with your penis; the list is exceedingly short. ;)

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 09:42 PM

The only time a woman has touched it has been when she is shoving it out of her way.

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 634330)
Am I missing anything by refusing to watch episodes of Married With Children?

A young David Boreanaz in a leatherjacket. :eek

:wank

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 634332)
The only time a woman has touched it has been when she is shoving it out of her way.

I assure you, it is so small it has never been in the way of anything.

:wank

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 09:49 PM

AND IT'S A SMELLY AUSTRAILIAN

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 09:52 PM

By any chance is it the prime minister? :eek

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 09:53 PM

I hear they have those over there in Oz. :x

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 09:55 PM

IT MAY BE :eek

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 09:58 PM

So you'd have a picture of it with the Queen?

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 10:00 PM

OF COURSE, WHO WOULDN'T?

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:01 PM

What the hell, Peter Hook? Bad Lieutenant is a terrible name. I'm calling the police. >:

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 634341)
OF COURSE, WHO WOULDN'T?

People that can't afford high resolution zoom lenses for their cameras?

kahljorn Jun 18th, 2009 10:05 PM

bad lieutenant is a good movie though :(

man i haven't seen that in forever

kahljorn Jun 18th, 2009 10:06 PM

harvey keitel would be a good name for a pubic hair style.

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 634114)
hi

Hi. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 634114)
    1. This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 17 seconds. :(

I get that all the time as well. ;)

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 634345)
bad lieutenant is a good movie though :(

"While investigating a young nun's rape, a corrupt New York City police detective, with a serious drug and gambling addiction, tries to change his ways and find forgiveness." :hypno

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 634346)
harvey keitel would be a good name for a pubic hair style.

Care to demonstrate what you think it'll look like? :orgasm


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