I MISS SEX
My boyfriend went to Kodiak, Alaska, to his family for the holidays. I can't stand the horrible degradation of using a vibrator. I'm too proud to crawl to Alaska for sex with him.
What to do? (and no this isn't the guy who hit my car with his. >: ) |
ask maggie
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I was going to but I have a feeling she ended up in the closet with herself. If I were to do that, it would be an awful waste of personal space..
Besides that, my shoe collection would object heatedly. |
There are much better things than vibrators! You should know that!
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hire a man whore?
molest the pool boy? sit on the washing machine during a spin cycle? fashion a faux penis out of spam and potted meat products.... |
Have you considered taking your mind of it by eating an orange for example.
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so, what's wrong with using a vibrator?
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Just go do what every other woman does when she's not on her back getting penetrated. You know, like the dishes or laundry.
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A vibrator is degrading? So do women who use their fingers belong to the Untouchable Class or something?
I suggest you place some tinsel around your nether regiona and blow on your love button while being seranaded by the smooth sounds of Enya. Get yourself off or stop whining about it. |
You are soo right, White Rat!
BTW have those hairplugs taken hold yet? |
Well, uh, mabye we'd be able to better appreciate your situation if you'd explain your aversion to vibrators?
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They're incapable of handcuffing her to the bed and ejaculating all over her face is why.
Pfft, "degrading". Whatever, Terra |
whatever you do dont use a horse
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You have something against masturbation? >: |
so, um...could you...like...describe it for me...in detail....
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Still waiting to hear what makes vibrator usage so degrading.
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I have this picture in my head of Jeannette using a weasel with parkinsons as a vibrator....or some sort of epileptic beaver or something...:\
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Haha. "Beaver".
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I have this picture in my head where Terra is talking on the phone with her boyfriend. She says she misses him, and then hangs up the phone and goes to put some things away in her closet. As she's moving things around the closet, her eyes settle on a small cardboard box with a vibrator her girlfriends gave her as a gag gift. Her eyes glaze over for a moment, but she quickly shakes it off and goes about the rest of her day in peace.
The next day, she goes to see a movie with friends, and decides to set her cell phone to silent mode. It's at a very tense part of the movie when she sudden gets a call, and her thoughts drift back to that closet... After returning home, she's brushing her teeth, and she catches a glimpse of that closet door in the mirror. She looks away. "No, I can't," she says to herself, "it's just too degrading." The weekend comes, and it's time to do laundry. The whites are ready to go in the dryer. She stuffs the clothes into the cylinder and starts the machine. As she prepares to load the washer, she places her hand on the rumbling dryer. The sensation is too much. She rushes back to her bedroom and gives into temptation... She makes a post on the I-Mockery boards about how she doesn't want to use a vibrator. |
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Actually, I don't EXACTLY dislike vibrators. I'm just used to being with a real dick. :( However, I have shopped and decided this might just do the trick for me. |
picture of blue smiley rolling his eyes
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jesus christ, $60 bucks for a sex toy?
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