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I finished work early today, but missed the bus home. As I waited for the next one I decided to have a nap (I haven't had much sleep lately) and so lay down on the grass in a nearby park to doze.

Woke up 6 hours later when it started raining on me :(

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 706739)

OH MAN, I'VE BEEN SQUIRTING OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE.

Are you human combusting?

Tadao

Dec 7th, 2010 10:46 AM

trying to breed i think :(

Kitsa

Dec 7th, 2010 10:55 AM

Ron White used to look really different.

Ex Leper

Dec 7th, 2010 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 706738)

Did they just yank them, or were they impacted? When I had mine out, they hadn't actually pierced the gums yet; they all shattered in my gums, and they had to cut my gums open and pluck out the pieces.

The bottom two were sort of slanted and the tops didn't grow out completely making it very difficult to brush them, so my dentist said It would be easier to just get rid of them. It went pretty well, I'm very lethargic at the moment however.

Sam	Dec 7th, 2010 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 706755)

You should check to see if you were raped.

Fathom Zero

Dec 7th, 2010 01:23 PM

http://kotaku.com/5707976/dj-hero-pa...e-legal-action

:tear

10,000 Volt Ghost

Dec 7th, 2010 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 706769)

trying to breed i think :(

BETTER HAND IN YOUR MANCARD THEN.

Fathom Zero

Dec 7th, 2010 06:25 PM

I just found out I don't have any more papers to do and just two tests for finals week. I'm so happy, I could dance.

Zomboid

Dec 7th, 2010 06:39 PM

FUCK YOU! I have one final and one midterm tomorrow, and then two group presentation finals on Friday. Then I'm gonna get shitfaced alllll weekend before going in on Tuesday to hand in my last assignment and do my last final.

Fathom Zero

Dec 7th, 2010 06:42 PM

I'm a writing major and I've had fifteen papers this semester. You and your presentations can go die in a fire.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Dec 7th, 2010 06:43 PM

Fuck papers. I need to go back to school.

Zomboid

Dec 7th, 2010 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 706830)

I'm a writing major and I've had fifteen papers this semester. You and your presentations can go die in a fire.

Yeah, my entire program is professional writing, so you go eat shit. Papers aren't a rarity, but the presentations are, whinyfagdepressionboy >:

Fathom Zero

Dec 7th, 2010 06:54 PM

BAH. Presentations are wonderful! And your professionalism is stupid. You are a square.

I'm hopping out of this program, anyway. Not that writing the papers is actually hard or boring, (it's work, hurdur), it's just that I'd rather be a Philosophy major. I still have the writing minor, though.

Zomboid

Dec 7th, 2010 07:01 PM

It's just having a bachelor degree. It's more about having the fucking thing than what I've learned--most of which has been pretty fucking useless.

Still, I'd rather have the professional writing than be a faggy arts student. Go sit in the quad and scrawl more shitty poetry in your crumpled notebook, fag.

Fathom Zero

Dec 7th, 2010 07:03 PM

We don't have many of those wide-eyed dreamers 'round these parts, son. My school's mainly a research institute, though there are arts programs and people that look like they're straight outta a Bret Easton Ellis novel.

And fuck poetry in its flowery ass.

Esuohlim

Dec 7th, 2010 07:56 PM

Fuck both of you college fucks. Secondary education is for shit-eating cock snugglers

stevetothepast

Dec 7th, 2010 08:23 PM

Fuck Success.

WhiteRat

Dec 7th, 2010 11:54 PM

fuck the world let's all get high

nirvana 420 bush gavin rulez!

Fathom Zero

Dec 8th, 2010 01:22 AM

I made some red beans and rice, but I could be a race-car driver. :eek