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Fathom Zero May 18th, 2009 09:30 PM

Hey Kahl
 
What're some pro tips I should keep in mind when looking for a skirt for myself?

kahljorn May 18th, 2009 09:50 PM

don't be tacky.

kahljorn May 18th, 2009 10:01 PM

if you're fat don't wear short tight clothes... i dunno, pretty much the same rules for girls as for guys. Try not to be one of those cross-dressers who is all ridiculous. If you wouldn't want to see it on a girl, don't wear it. also no pastel colors (unless its awesome).

look at what cutely dressed girls are wearing and try to buy one like that. Personally I usually wear somewhat form-fitting skirts, but that might not work on you unless you aren't fat or muscular.

Don't go to thrift stores and buy clothes from the 80's, either.

Pretty much don't be tacky :(

Big Papa Goat May 18th, 2009 11:33 PM

Kahl, I think it's rad that you're a tranny

kahljorn May 18th, 2009 11:51 PM

:lol thanks

Fathom Zero May 19th, 2009 12:07 AM

Good advice. Gratzi.

Though, I am all about the pastel colours. But I'm not tacky when I'm trying to not to be, so s'all good. And I'm neither fat nor muscular. I'm fit, I guess, if a little waifish.

kahljorn May 19th, 2009 12:32 AM

:lol you can never really tell how tacky you actually look :O so be careful with them pastels. nothing screams crossdresser like some pastel skirt with matching pastel shoes.

hopefully my advice helps ;o

Esuohlim May 19th, 2009 01:03 AM

Fathom Zero I'm proud of you son

Fathom Zero May 19th, 2009 01:14 AM

I knew you'd love me anyway, Dad!

10,000 Volt Ghost May 19th, 2009 01:20 AM

Fuck there advice. Make sure you wear something that flaunts your ass. That's what I do and that equals plenty of free drinks.

kahljorn May 19th, 2009 02:09 AM

10,000 guy is clearly a flaming homosexual.

Fathom Zero May 19th, 2009 03:01 AM

What ass? I have no ass.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 19th, 2009 09:04 AM

You should get one. They're marvelous.

kahljorn May 19th, 2009 01:30 PM

Don't listen to 10,000 guys cocks in his mouth.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 19th, 2009 01:46 PM

You make out with your mother with that mouth?

kahljorn May 19th, 2009 02:09 PM

no, why would I?

If anybody had to be concerned about kissing their mothers with a mouth, it would be you. After having 10,000 cocks in there you could probably swallow her head and body whole.
Unless you have a SECOND mouth, which wouldn't surprise me considering you're a flaming homosexual. That one would probably be stuffed full of cocks, too, though.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 19th, 2009 04:06 PM

:rolleyes

Fathom Zero May 19th, 2009 04:09 PM

:lol

Kahl, I think I see something there. You know. Sticking out of your craw.

kahljorn May 19th, 2009 05:43 PM

I don't eat crawfish.

executioneer May 20th, 2009 03:49 AM

dont forget to go w/ your season colors
http://www.beauty-and-the-bath.com/S...-Analysis.html

Dimnos May 22nd, 2009 11:35 AM

If 10K is such a flaming homo, wouldnt that make him the voice of experience on the subject?

10,000 Volt Ghost May 22nd, 2009 01:58 PM

lol, thanks buddy.

Dimnos May 22nd, 2009 02:11 PM

Anytime. :lol

Tadao May 22nd, 2009 02:23 PM

10K isn't a homo, he's just a slut.

kahljorn May 23rd, 2009 12:34 AM

Quote:

If 10K is such a flaming homo, wouldnt that make him the voice of experience on the subject?
No :(


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