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liquidstatik Feb 16th, 2008 03:43 PM

I liked chan better when it was child porn && violence, it got lame when they started caring.

Guitar Woman Feb 16th, 2008 03:54 PM

you're one of those, huh

liquidstatik Feb 16th, 2008 03:58 PM

im jk, guy. i'm all about getting rid of scientology. i just think its dumb they had to associate all those sites with it. :/

liquidstatik Feb 16th, 2008 04:00 PM

and i wish dj khaled didn't go around yelling "WE DA BESSTTT, WE DA BESST" and every g/d song he's in >:

MattJack Feb 16th, 2008 05:49 PM

i like it rawwwwwwwwwww

MarioRPG Feb 16th, 2008 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 532609)
I liked chan better when it was child porn && violence, it got lame when they started caring.

And memes! what happened to those?

bigtimecow Feb 16th, 2008 09:43 PM

hey liquidstatik, why don't you put your site back up :(

digital horse 4 lyfe

liquidstatik Feb 16th, 2008 09:57 PM

i ran out of money ;_;

ElPila666 Feb 16th, 2008 09:59 PM

so what you guys doing on a friday night?

liquidstatik Feb 16th, 2008 10:02 PM

girls

ElPila666 Feb 16th, 2008 10:06 PM

I though you were doing monkeys so i feel relief now, but how much years old are those girls? :orgasm

Tadao Feb 16th, 2008 10:30 PM

We like them old here, 19

ElPila666 Feb 16th, 2008 10:48 PM

barelly legal that's it

liquidstatik Feb 16th, 2008 10:55 PM

i was thinking 14, 19s kinda saggy ;o

JediScum Feb 16th, 2008 11:46 PM

Of course the best thing about having sex with a 12 year old girl is flipping her over and pretending that you are having sex with a 9 year old boy.

EDIT: Don't encourage the Metallica fans.

executioneer Feb 17th, 2008 12:18 AM

TIME FOR YOU TO GO OFF A BRIDGE *does karate kick*

ElPila666 Feb 17th, 2008 12:40 AM

You guys are so lucky

Fathom Zero Feb 17th, 2008 01:04 AM

DO YOU LIKE TO KARATE?

ElPila666 Feb 17th, 2008 02:16 AM

do you wanna play street figther online?

JediScum Feb 17th, 2008 03:45 AM

News flash! Reporters in Illinois ride the short bus to work.

So the guy who shot 5-7 people at NIU, didn't do it because he wasn't taking his meds properly. It's because he had this



Prolly owned a Marilyn Manson CD as well

ElPila666 Feb 17th, 2008 04:06 AM

now i never gonna tatoo a pentagram on miself, does any remember richard ramirez? he had a pentagram tatoo too

JediScum Feb 17th, 2008 04:11 AM

Maybe you peeps would find the tattoo thing a bit more funny if you lived in Illinois. I just think it's Motley Crue "Shout At THe Devil" all over again.

executioneer Feb 17th, 2008 07:06 AM

THANKS FOR THE DOUBLE POST, QUICK REPLY FUNCTYION

executioneer Feb 17th, 2008 07:09 AM

since when is a pentegram "disturbing"

who are these people, perndog's dad?

MetalMilitia Feb 17th, 2008 07:47 AM

If I were going to shoot up a school I'd get a tattoo of Jesus on my face.

executioneer Feb 17th, 2008 07:50 AM

yeah then you could save time, when you're asking people if they believe in god and then shooting them you can just say do you believe in (point to face)

JediScum Feb 17th, 2008 10:00 AM

stop making me laugh

ElPila666 Feb 17th, 2008 10:56 AM

did anyone knows what videogame he used to play?

MattJack Feb 17th, 2008 01:46 PM

last night at da club I asked my buddy what he wanted to drink and he said, "get a shot of dick."

I asked the bartender for a shot of dick.

Then security came and kicked me out :lol

Fathom Zero Feb 17th, 2008 01:49 PM

Haha, buncha dicks.

MattJack Feb 17th, 2008 02:05 PM

oh well, it was terrible techno night there I think. They had a pretty dj that was playing the same awful loop for about an hour :(

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 02:52 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMH02o8hquY

YES

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 03:01 PM

WTH is up with the yawning?

:lol @ no one hiring him.

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 03:02 PM

I'd like to go on record to say that I would play Jon's MMORPG in a heartbeat

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 03:03 PM

JC, THE WORLD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! >: :eek

MetalMilitia Feb 17th, 2008 03:03 PM

I still have difficulty believing that John Clement isn't just some overly elaborate Jixby Phillips character.

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 03:04 PM

There are about 3 or 4 posters I feel the same way about, actually :<

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 03:06 PM

DAMN YOU DOOM-SAYERS! I NEED A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE I DIE! >:

MetalMilitia Feb 17th, 2008 03:10 PM



FUCKING MCDONALDS STOP CONSPIRING AGAINST ME TO NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SO I DON'T END UP AN OLD MAN IN A VIAGRA COMMERCIAL

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 03:14 PM

GW, when are you gonna start making videos of your rants?

Also, you may have noticed that I did just watch an internet video. It would seem I am a liar.

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 03:16 PM

"AN OLD MAN IN A VIAGRA COMMERCIAL"

In the context that JC said it what does it even mean?

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 03:24 PM

Quote:

GW, when are you gonna start making videos of your rants?
haha, keep dreaming

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 03:29 PM

Aww baby, you're holding out on the world! They are yearning to hear you talk about why you dislike Silent Hill, & think Jim Morrison is fat.

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 03:36 PM

I don't think Jim Morrison is fat, that was cedar

I do think he's a fucking talentless boring hack and I wish he had died a few years earlier so I wouldn't have wasted money on his shitty music, but you know

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 03:39 PM

I can't read that, could you put it into video form for me?

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 03:40 PM

Also, you could print out your avatar & wear it as a mask. that would be pretty internet of you.

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 03:40 PM


Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 03:41 PM

WHOOPS, MISSED IT. :(

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 03:45 PM

I saw the best minds of my generation
Destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical
I should be allowed to glue my poster
I should be allowed to think

I should be allowed to glue my poster
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea
If by random whim, one occurs to me
If necessary, leave paper stains on the grey utility pole

I saw the worst bands of my generation
applied by magic marker to dry wall
I should be allowed to shoot my mouth off
I should have a call in show

I should be allowed to glue my poster
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea
If by random whim, one occurs to me
If necessary, leave paper stains on the grey utility pole

I am not allowed
To ever come up with a single original thought
I am not allowed
To meet the criminal government agent who oppresses me

I was the worst hope of my generation
Destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical
I should be allowed to share my feelings
I should be allowed to feel

I should be allowed to glue my poster
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea
If by random whim one occurs to me
But sadly, this can never be

I am not allowed to think
I am not allowed to think
I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think)
I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think)
I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think)
I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think)

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 03:46 PM

And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea
If by random whim one occurs to me


:wah

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 04:05 PM

So, yesterday during page 1316 I kept opening this thread, reading the new posts and thinking "Shit, I better not post as those guys look like they're having a real conversation and I'd totally ruin it. Dude, stop thinking 'totally' so much. Also, frowns at 'dude'. I hate myself." :(

Today I'm having the same thoughts everytime I look at my Buddy List. ;)

liquidstatik Feb 17th, 2008 04:08 PM

YEAH RITE

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 04:12 PM

What is this odd warm feeling I get everytime I look at our avatars? It is not in my loins, but in my heart.

I have no understanding of this emotion and it confuses me greatly.

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 04:18 PM

This is the cutest the forum's ever been :<

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 04:18 PM

I CAN'T FIND THE DAMN SHOTGUN! WHERE THE HELL IS IT? I HAVE A POCKET FULL OF SHELLS BUT NOT A DAMN WAY TO FIRE THEM! THE PISTOL DOESN'T WORK FOR THIS MONSTER AND I NEED THE SHOTGUN! I NEED IT! SHOOOOOOOOOOOOTGUUUUUUUUUUUN!?

liquidstatik Feb 17th, 2008 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 532764)
What is this odd warm feeling I get everytime I look at our avatars? It is not in my loins, but in my heart.

I have no understanding of this emotion and it confuses me greatly.

AWE, STICK WITH THAT FEELING PUB. you might not have to kill yourself ;O!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 532766)
This is the cutest the forum's ever been :<

i like it :x

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 04:49 PM

AWE? I AM SO FULL OF AWE FOR OUR AVATARS! THEY ARE GREAT!

I AM AWE FULL!

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2008 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 532759)
WHOOPS, MISSED IT. :(

NOT ON MY COMPUTER >:

F y'all

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2008 05:25 PM

liquid isn't your avatar that 11-year-old that Seven Force likes :x

ElPila666 Feb 17th, 2008 05:25 PM

I joined to the choujin's avatars club too pubs just for u my love

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 05:26 PM

NO WAY, YOU'RE CRAZY, ESUOHLIM!

Also, your avatar isn't cute enough. It is some cute but not full cute. ;)

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 05:26 PM

I just realized that the taste of pepermint tea recalls heartbreaking memories of my life

Damn it :<

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 532776)
liquid isn't your avatar that 11-year-old that Seven Force likes :x

SHE ISN'T ASIAN, SO IDK.

ALSO, IF SHE IS THEN HE ONLY LIKES HER FEET. :x

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 05:27 PM

At least my avatar's always there for me.

Every time I post.

I should post as much as possible so I get to see her more often!

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 532777)
I joined to the choujin?s avatars too pubs just for u my love

Your avatar is heartstealing. :love

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 532782)
At least my avatar's always there for me.

Every time I post.

I should post as much as possible so I get to see her more often!

OR DO MY VIDEO RANT IDEA. :(

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2008 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 532779)
I just realized that the taste of pepermint tea recalls heartbreaking memories of my life

Damn it :<

;_; Being a teenager is hard ;_;

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 05:31 PM

considering how I couldn't even be bothered to make updates for a normal blog when I had one I don't think I could handle a video blog either ;(

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 05:34 PM

Quote:

You're almost invariably male, caucasian, middle-class. Your parents were normal, vanilla folks. Maybe you had a sibling or two.
You went to a public school, pulling high or middlish grades with ease and relative disinterest. You didn't really gel with most of the other kids; you found them boring, they found you weird. Your contempt for the average person grew with your age, never seizing control like in some emo dipshit, but simmering casually in the back of your head. When some asshole who could barely read got hurt, you probably laughed. When some stuck-up skank got herpes, you probably smiled. Chances are you got on well enough with your teachers; you weren't a preening asshole like many of your peers, at least showed vague interest in learning, and perhaps the teacher sensed and picked up on your general contempt for others in your classes. This trend no doubt continued into college, if you had the motivation to bother.
It's a bit of an exaggeration to say you hate women: you don't, after all, enjoy the socializing game. You're probably no Don Juan, either. You long ago began to think of women as disappointingly petty, but you still hope to encounter someone interesting at some time or another.
You enjoy being anonymous because it is a release from the normal world: no anonymous has an identity, no anonymous is a preening faggot. Anonymous realizes he is just a guy fucking around on the internet. Anonymous knows others of his kind enjoy this fact, too. You despise the furfag, the gaiafag, the internet tuff guy for one simple reason: he acts like the internet is the real world, a place where actions should have social consequences and where there needs to be a pecking order. Needless to say, you do not approve.

The internet knows me too well ;(

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 532786)
;_; Being a teenager is hard ;_;

I haven't been a teenager for over half a decade.

I wanna return this angst, but I'm worried about the late fees.

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 05:38 PM


Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 05:39 PM

PERFECT! :)

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 05:40 PM



.

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 532787)
considering how I couldn't even be bothered to make updates for a normal blog when I had one I don't think I could handle a video blog either ;(

DID I ASK FOR REGULAR UPDATES? SPORADIC IS PERFECTLY FINE FOR YOUR CHARACTER

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 05:45 PM

careful, this is bordering on sevenforce territory

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 05:45 PM

which bit? :(

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 05:57 PM

BTW, 7F territory is less creepy than Pub territory. >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth
Thank you, Pub, for filling the creepy-as-hell niche here on I-Mockery and in my life in general. The world wouldn't be the same without you.


Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Other People's Chatlogs
GW: sevenforce isn't as big a fag as everyone says
Chojin: yuh huh
GW: :(
Chojin: he's exactly like pub, only a little more immature and black ;<

Double Source.

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 532781)
Oh yeah I remember those pictures now.

Saved :3 :publover

I'm not gunna save images I've already had for years. :rolleyes

Also, note his non-use of the :sevenforce creepy emoticon. >:

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 06:14 PM

The Goldilocks Zone is the worst name I have ever heard for the range of distance a planet can have & still support Earth-like conditions.

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 06:16 PM

Quote:

GW: sevenforce isn't as big a fag as everyone says
Chojin: yuh huh
GW: :(
Chojin: he's exactly like pub, only a little more immature and black ;<

Oh man, I have made mistakes in life

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 06:20 PM

Hang on, do the American Association for the Advancement of Science not agree with the International Astronomical Union's definition of what constitutes a planet?

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 06:24 PM

Because Pluto IS NOT A PLANET! >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAAS
huck huck, we could find hundreds of Pluto-sized planets at the edge of our solar system and that'll really challenge the idea of our nine planet system

You mean the Kuiper belt or maybe the Oort cloud? :blah

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 06:26 PM

No seriously.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Speaking at the AAAS, Nasa's Alan Stern
Our old view, that the Solar System had nine planets will be supplanted by a view that there are hundreds if not thousands of planets in our Solar System.

I call for at least half of them to be named STFU. >:

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2008 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 532788)
The internet knows me too well ;(

That description sounds like me too but there's no way that you and I are alike >:

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2008 06:33 PM

Also what does it say about me that Pub Lover and Seven Force are the creepiest people on the boards and I like both of them :(

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 06:35 PM

That description had me nodding along also, except for the internet hierarchy bit, because I'm pretty sure we all think that is super important.

Damn those new people! >:

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 06:36 PM

I don't mind Pub at all, but Seven Force really, really bothers me.

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 532807)
Also what does it say about me that Pub Lover and Seven Force are the creepiest people on the boards and I like both of them :(

What do you think of 7F's new account Tadao?

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 532809)
I don't mind Pub at all. I don't like him or anything, but he's pretty inoffensive most of the time, you know?

:tear

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 06:39 PM

:(

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2008 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 532810)
What do you think of 7F's new account Tadao?

lol that made me worried for a second. :(

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 06:43 PM

Quote:


you guys better be chuckling at that it took me like 5 minutes to make >:

Dr. Boogie Feb 17th, 2008 06:46 PM

It's just him saying he doesn't like girls. There's nothing inherently funny about it.

I guess talking dogs can be funny sometimes.

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2008 06:48 PM

It took you five minutes to change "meals" to "girls"?

At least I think the word used to be "meals" :\

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 06:49 PM

That dialogue search is actually really handy, especially when I can't remember the name of a strip that had a really hilarious line in it.

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 06:49 PM


Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 06:52 PM

How does paint take five minutes to open?

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 06:55 PM

guys shut up :(

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2008 06:57 PM

I was gonna respond in that thread where you posted that picture by talking about boners, lesbians, and their relation to your ass.

I didn't because, despite the previous page, I hate being called creepy. :(


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