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Esuohlim Feb 20th, 2008 11:32 PM

I jumped to a random page to reminisce about when this thread wasn't full of terrible faggots and I got a wall of Fartinmowler crotch :(

Esuohlim Feb 20th, 2008 11:32 PM

OH WELL LET'S RELIVE THE MAGIC :lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 312465)
IT MUST BE RONGI'S BIRTHDAY.



Esuohlim Feb 20th, 2008 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 533564)
We just had a lunar eclipse in California. All Hail Raptor Jesus!

You and three other continents

EDIT: :pagebrak

Tadao Feb 20th, 2008 11:37 PM

California is the only place that matters.

Esuohlim Feb 20th, 2008 11:38 PM

Uh oh new page I better post it again :lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 312465)
IT MUST BE RONGI'S BIRTHDAY.



Esuohlim Feb 20th, 2008 11:39 PM

Hey Pub did you enjoy that sweet lunar eclipse whoops nevermind :lol sucker

Pub Lover Feb 20th, 2008 11:42 PM

I saw it last week, it was alright. I've seen better.

Esuohlim Feb 20th, 2008 11:44 PM

I don't want to HEAR IT from you >:

Pub Lover Feb 20th, 2008 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
anyone cna be in this thread as long as they follow the rules

the rules are:

BE A JERK
and
POST INCESSANTLY

-willie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 320939)
hey faggos we're barely following the thread rules these days :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 320940)
FUN FACT: I FIRST ANNOUNCED "MAD LIBS TIME" ON PAGE 5 OF THE THREAD, WHEN IT WAS ONLY ABOUT THREE HOURS OLD :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 320942)
I read like the first ten pages of the thread :( in the beginning it involved mostly Willie and Hickman then it became a four-posts-per-minute fest with Me and Willie and Sam and Scru and Schimid and Rongi and a little bit of Cap'n Crunch mixed in those were the days right guys :(

Except for that Cap'n Crunch fag >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 320944)
HEY WILLIE WHAT HAPPENED WITH ENDING ALL YOUR POSTS AS :eek

-willie

So much of this thread is recursive on itself. :lol

Tadao Feb 20th, 2008 11:49 PM

fagaphobia

Esuohlim Feb 20th, 2008 11:50 PM

FUN FACT: SHUT IT

Tadao Feb 20th, 2008 11:52 PM

Commit crimes? I think not!

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 12:18 AM

OH SHIT! DID I LEAVE THE NO CRIMES RUNNING? IS THAT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING, TADAO? I TOTALLY CALL AN END TO THAT RULE!

ok? :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 322935)
every time i am alone and talking my stupid cat thinks i am talking to her >: so she was meowing at me

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 321585)
cock
tasty
prostitute

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 322662)
IN THE MITCH HEDBERG DIES THREAD I WAS GONNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT DJ POTATOE GOING TO SEE HIM AND IT BEING ALL LIKE WEEKEND AT BERNIES WITH A MITCH HEDBERG CD PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 325577)
that's right, i'm officially a faget now :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 327893)
on a scale of 1 to 10 on being cool 10 being totally cool and 1 being a total nobody you guitar woman are a mere 3

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 328082)
you guys are all criminals

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 328178)
WILLE
WHO IS
THE GUY
TELEPHONES
IN YOUR AVATAR

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 328918)
Willie remember yesterday when I was like "Wudoin" and you were like "gettting off work" and I was like "yeah buddy"

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 328920)
i remember you were all ":0 was it my fapping that gave me away"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 328942)
oh yeah and you were like "yeah ha ha lol"

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 329680)
dude do penguins even have cocks? idk


Tadao Feb 21st, 2008 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 379844)
Apparently he isn't. Banned that is. Talking about liquidstatik.

Quote:
Quote:

From: Chojin
To: Riggo44
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:02 am
Subject: Re: Warning

It isn't so much what you say as the intent behind it. In my 7 years here i've never before had to warn someone about sexism but your constant requests for 'pussy' and outward love of 'pussy' and annoying need to tell us of your fever for 'pussy' is making me sick.

Pluswhich, you're scaring all the 'pussy' off. Change your sig.
Honestly, this would be just as bad from a gay dude. And probably easier to 'understand' why it's gross for people like Riggorous. You're one of the elite that can give straight guys the heebie-jeebies from your genital cravings.

Not to say that I'm straight, but whatever. I do love that asian dick ellipses.

:love

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2008 12:36 AM

I see this guy walking by almost every day that looks like Dean Ween :eek

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2008 12:37 AM


lol Gener's hair looks photoshopped on

Ween's getting old :(

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2008 12:40 AM

Well I'm clearly out of post ideas :rolleyes Should I just give out my password now [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ]Dilbert :eek

Tadao Feb 21st, 2008 12:55 AM

Is Dilbert a lifetime I.P. ban?

executioneer Feb 21st, 2008 01:03 AM

i took a picture of the lunar aclipse you wanna see it

(NOT THRU A TELESCOPE SO ITS NOTV ERY EXCITING)

Tadao Feb 21st, 2008 01:09 AM

Who wouldn't want to see it?

executioneer Feb 21st, 2008 01:10 AM


executioneer Feb 21st, 2008 01:11 AM

evven though i had a tripod it STILL moved a tiny bit when i was taking picture :/ DICK

Tadao Feb 21st, 2008 01:21 AM

Gives you a reason to stick around for 2010

executioneer Feb 21st, 2008 01:37 AM

hahaha ok

i'm picturing a dude who's thinking of jumping off a bridge but then he remembers "oh but i gotta see the moon turn red again n/m"

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2008 02:11 AM

I didn't see any color unless I completely missed that part, which is possible. :( My window faces north >:

executioneer Feb 21st, 2008 02:36 AM

its suppose to have color in a full eclipse, i think it's because the light from the sun's corona still gets trhu and that's a darker color

oh man i wonder what earth looks like from the moon during a solar eclipse :eek NASA GET ON IT :eek

ElPila666 Feb 21st, 2008 03:13 AM

In the future the eclipses will help us to time travel throught the space

ElPila666 Feb 21st, 2008 03:51 AM

First!!!

ElPila666 Feb 21st, 2008 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 414682)
HAIL SATAN!

HAIL SOMETHING!!!

ElPila666 Feb 21st, 2008 06:26 AM

what's 1331 means? i found nothing, maybe is a sort of eclipse number, yeah!

ElPila666 Feb 21st, 2008 01:43 PM

i don't care about repllies i can do all this thread by miself

Emu Feb 21st, 2008 01:44 PM

pub lover: part 2

ElPila666 Feb 21st, 2008 01:45 PM

:pagebrak

Look pubs now i'm mess around with your toys!

Emu Feb 21st, 2008 01:46 PM

oh shiiiiit

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 01:49 PM

Could this thread be chatroomed, please?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 533537)
pub i need that pic of big mclargehuge's huge nose in a profile shot. I can't find it. HLP PRZ

I had a look, but without a date its hard to narrow something so old down.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 533608)
These youtube people amaze me. Their video responses are usually priceless and they never seem to realize how pathetic they are.

I have a detailed knowledge and understanding of my piteous existance, how is that at all helpful? :wah

ElPila666 Feb 21st, 2008 01:53 PM

Hey Emu i didn't see you man, are you really hecho en mexico?

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 533656)
pub lover: part 2

It happens. I give the new peopele the mistaken idea that my behavior is at all acceptable. :(

It rarely lasts (Notable exclusions are Seven Force & GW, I'm sorry that I created them too guys)

ElPila666 Feb 21st, 2008 02:14 PM

I'm your most beathiful crreation

Emu Feb 21st, 2008 02:18 PM

If by "Hecho en Mexico" you mean that I was built of lower-quality but lower-cost materials and then exported, yes.

ElPila666 Feb 21st, 2008 02:19 PM

i thoght you speak spanish chica

Emu Feb 21st, 2008 02:29 PM

Does "Chica" mean girl? :confused:

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 02:36 PM

Ha, in your face Esuohlim! My meddling put all the fartin crotch on a single page! >;

ElPila666 Feb 21st, 2008 02:39 PM

it depends, it could be used for small too, but i did used to say girl

Tadao Feb 21st, 2008 02:47 PM

I thought it meant banana.
I got my very first hate PM today!
Quote:

Originally Posted by eggyolk
Title - Hey Jerk
body- SHUT UP

:lol

ElPila666 Feb 21st, 2008 02:58 PM

Tadao teh most hated

Zomboid Feb 21st, 2008 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 533660)

I have a detailed knowledge and understanding of my piteous existance, how is that at all helpful? :wah

I figured that with that realization comes gradual change for the better, but I guess not :(

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 05:04 PM

:pagebrak

MarioRPG Feb 21st, 2008 05:05 PM

Hey Pub Lover.

This is your thread so I said hey.

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 05:10 PM

Hey MarioRPG. :(

BTW, this thread is for sale.

The price: Your Self-Respect ono

bigtimecow Feb 21st, 2008 05:15 PM

guys how do i cure a headache :(

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 05:18 PM

Birthdays

Tadao Feb 21st, 2008 05:18 PM

Thin your blood. Aspirin, Booze, Leaches.

bigtimecow Feb 21st, 2008 05:18 PM

funny you say, pub. it's my birthday tomorrow :(

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 05:21 PM

Can you wait that long for your headache to be cured?

JediScum Feb 21st, 2008 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 533620)
what's 1331 means? i found nothing, maybe is a sort of eclipse number, yeah!

1331 is 11 cubed. I would have responded earlier but, I stopped drinking for a day.

bigtimecow Feb 21st, 2008 05:28 PM

not really i'm doing homework :(

but brb i have to eat dinner

MarioRPG Feb 21st, 2008 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 533738)
not really i'm doing homework :(

but brb i have to eat dinner

Sweet, dinner rocks.

bigtimecow Feb 21st, 2008 06:38 PM

back. dinner was bad. it was really spicy. :(

Tadao Feb 21st, 2008 06:55 PM

It's kind of weird to think that there was no internet when I was a teenager and I had to socialize with people in my own peer structure to find out things.

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 07:23 PM

What emoticon was I thinking about when I typed :shudder?

Was it :chatter ?

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 07:23 PM

It would seem so. :)

Dammit. >:

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 07:30 PM

I am of course talking about this thread: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69699081

:( :lol :(

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2008 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 533776)
No, it's Rongi. :rolleyes

Hey Pub this is the kind of shit Fartin always did :rolleyes

But I'd expect that from a Jixby character :\

Tadao Feb 21st, 2008 07:33 PM


Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 07:36 PM

I still chat with fartin. He's doing AOK!

For him.

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 08:49 PM


Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 08:50 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 08:51 PM

haha, what counting?

Fathom Zero Feb 21st, 2008 08:55 PM

I couldn't watch the lunar eclipse because I was too busy watching a Russian spy satellite fucking explode.

ElPila666 Feb 21st, 2008 09:11 PM

Satellite Of Love

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 09:19 PM


Guitar Woman Feb 21st, 2008 09:20 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 09:20 PM


Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 09:21 PM

Dang, baby. You all jumping on my dick when I least expect it. ;)

ElPila666 Feb 21st, 2008 09:22 PM

Are you talking to me?

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 09:24 PM

No, I see you coming. ;)

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 533839)
What's with all the novice ESL students all of a sudden

My prayers got answered is what.

I was all "Jesus, please send some Ruskies & Chinkos to the forum, I need some non-english speakers all over!" and he was all "No problem, ese." Then he stabbed me.

ElPila666 Feb 21st, 2008 10:04 PM

Ese Dios tuyo es muy poderoso y obediente

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 10:05 PM

Damn right my god does what I say!

Tadao Feb 21st, 2008 10:07 PM

I think I might be a homo ;[

ElPila666 Feb 21st, 2008 10:08 PM

how do you knew... man that's awesome do you speak spanish?

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 533858)
I think I might be a homo ;[

Hence the problems. ;)

Don ot worry, youa re not the only one.

Tadao Feb 21st, 2008 10:14 PM

I think it's serious.

ElPila666 Feb 21st, 2008 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 533858)
I think I might be a homo ;[

Your avatar doesn't help to thing that you aren't :love

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 10:18 PM

alot of people have it as their only concern :eek


Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 10:18 PM


Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 10:19 PM


Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 10:20 PM

even cartoon cats get it at times

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 10:21 PM

some dudes even say it outloud

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 10:21 PM

some dudes can't even let themselves think it

JediScum Feb 21st, 2008 10:34 PM

Pub Lover talks about GAY people so much, you'd think she was a Kevin Smith fan.





(Yer damn right I went there)

executioneer Feb 21st, 2008 10:40 PM

oh dear lord

Chojin Feb 21st, 2008 10:42 PM

that looks like rog in that vest :<

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2008 10:54 PM


Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2008 10:54 PM

I made one with Pub's picture but I can't find it :(

Tadao Feb 21st, 2008 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 533889)
Pub Lover talks about GAY people so much, you'd think she was a Kevin Smith fan.





(Yer damn right I went there)

I'm the current undesirable?

Tadao Feb 21st, 2008 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 417045)

SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS...? :'(

__

bigtimecow Feb 22nd, 2008 01:44 AM

homos are seriously problematic to me

liquidstatik Feb 22nd, 2008 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 533878)
some dudes even say it outloud

HEY PUB MAKE ONE OF ME! D:

saltshakermaniac Feb 22nd, 2008 02:27 AM

Well iam good en drunk, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo. It brings me a sense of comfort knowing that odds are I'll never actaully meet any of you


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