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saltshakermaniac Feb 22nd, 2008 02:28 AM

Its realy amazing that i can type right now

Zomboid Feb 22nd, 2008 02:29 AM

Are you drinking to ease the pain of your ex girlfriend being off and riding fat hillbillies? :(

saltshakermaniac Feb 22nd, 2008 02:40 AM

Nah, Iam drinking cuz this is the only night off Ive had in a week, and i figured that i would get good and shit faced since I had to leave my freinds house and come home because its snowing out. But all in all Iam over it, I let it go. but hey thanks for rembering.

saltshakermaniac Feb 22nd, 2008 02:43 AM

Although Iam throughly convinced now that there is no such thing as love I got "Love is like a flower,even the most beatuifl kind dies" tattoed on my chest over my heart.

saltshakermaniac Feb 22nd, 2008 03:27 AM

Right now iam listening to tom waits and iam wondering why he makes the best drinking music ever.

ElPila666 Feb 22nd, 2008 03:38 AM

Don't drive please!

ElPila666 Feb 22nd, 2008 03:59 AM


Originally Posted by saltshakermaniac (Post 533958)
Right now iam listening to tom waits and iam wondering why he makes the best drinking music ever.

I wonder how the heroin must tastes like, so i could listen to Lou Reed songs

ElPila666 Feb 22nd, 2008 04:26 AM

Look Pubs i'm messing around with your toys once again, hahaha sleepy head :lol


saltshakermaniac Feb 22nd, 2008 05:06 AM

Oh dude no worries about me driveing, Iam home for the night. And just for latter refrence to anyone who might wonder I work a night shift.

Tadao Feb 22nd, 2008 01:53 PM

Tom Waits sounds like whiskey and falling down.

Tadao Feb 22nd, 2008 02:54 PM

Chojin : I'll ease up on attacking people for no reason and acting like I own the place.

saltshakermaniac Feb 22nd, 2008 03:16 PM

Hey i just made up a new equation, Rolling Rock+ 5th of Jack= the worst headache ive ever had.

Mockery Feb 22nd, 2008 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 533892)
that looks like rog in that vest :<


ElPila666 Feb 22nd, 2008 03:35 PM

OMG! Rog can you sign me an autograph i'm your biggest fan from Argentina

Chojin Feb 22nd, 2008 03:39 PM

it's true, he's the winner of their 27th annual "rog-off".

MetalMilitia Feb 22nd, 2008 03:42 PM

Is the guy in the middle of the picture at the top of this page OAO? :eek

ElPila666 Feb 22nd, 2008 03:46 PM

and would you tell to the Countpop that i love him

ElPila666 Feb 22nd, 2008 03:53 PM

I mean fan love

Fathom Zero Feb 22nd, 2008 03:56 PM

Yeah, there's an OAO skulking around in an avatar somewhere.

MetalMilitia Feb 22nd, 2008 03:56 PM

Protip: yes it is

Tadao Feb 22nd, 2008 03:58 PM

I think it was Jared who had it. Which is interesting because he cropped it right around the same time that I posted that.

RaNkeri Feb 22nd, 2008 04:41 PM

Goddamnit, I got my ass handed, again :x

Moobs Feb 22nd, 2008 04:46 PM

hey guys page 1337 everyone talk about computer games

Esuohlim Feb 22nd, 2008 04:48 PM


Tadao Feb 22nd, 2008 04:49 PM

I owned Pong when it first came out.

RaNkeri Feb 22nd, 2008 04:52 PM

I'm gonna beat pacman

executioneer Feb 22nd, 2008 05:03 PM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 534067)

quick move a couple shitty threads in here

Zomboid Feb 22nd, 2008 05:04 PM

if I were a mod for like 2 minutes the first thing I would do is delete this thread :lol

executioneer Feb 22nd, 2008 05:07 PM


ElPila666 Feb 22nd, 2008 05:07 PM

which one is the most homo game ever?

executioneer Feb 22nd, 2008 05:15 PM

final fantasy 7

Esuohlim Feb 22nd, 2008 05:21 PM


Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 534076)
quick move a couple shitty threads in here

Whoa how did we get to page 1338 so fast :eek

executioneer Feb 22nd, 2008 05:23 PM


RaNkeri Feb 22nd, 2008 05:28 PM


liquidstatik Feb 22nd, 2008 07:54 PM

oh man, scrubs isn't even funny.

Tadao Feb 22nd, 2008 08:08 PM

Health care is pure funny making, what's wrong with you?

Sam Feb 22nd, 2008 08:09 PM


WhiteRat Feb 22nd, 2008 08:14 PM

So what are we doing tonight?

liquidstatik Feb 22nd, 2008 08:38 PM


Fathom Zero Feb 22nd, 2008 11:49 PM

OMG guys, Strange Days is on Starz right now.

ElPila666 Feb 23rd, 2008 02:24 PM

i like the scene when the guy puts the remember device helmet and watches to an old memory when he got laid with julliette lewis i saw her tits in that scene and the guitar man appears too, man wicked film

ElPila666 Feb 23rd, 2008 05:16 PM

i guess that's why you wanted to watch that film so bad, perv

ElPila666 Feb 23rd, 2008 05:29 PM

So what you guys doing? watching superbowl or something?

Fat_Hippo Feb 23rd, 2008 05:38 PM

I'm waiting for Imageshack to finish uploading my fucking picture. It's taking ages.

Fathom Zero Feb 23rd, 2008 05:42 PM

Juliette Lewis is fucking ugly. Jesus Christ, she makes my skin crawl.

ElPila666 Feb 23rd, 2008 06:55 PM

I'm drunk now, saturday remember?, GOD BLESS!, GOD BLESS YOU PEOPLE! I must go now

Fathom Zero Feb 23rd, 2008 09:34 PM

Aileen Wuornos is a hot date. :lol

WhiteRat Feb 23rd, 2008 10:01 PM

I'm watching Unsolved Mysteries UFOs on dvd with a nice bottle of Captain Morgan at my side.

Fat_Hippo Feb 24th, 2008 05:10 AM

And now I've just gotten up and have a headache, so I'm gonna go get something to drink. :x

ElPila666 Feb 24th, 2008 08:28 AM

hippo are you having a hangover?

ElPila666 Feb 24th, 2008 08:38 AM

I hope to evoke pubs with this summoner thing


Fat_Hippo Feb 24th, 2008 08:44 AM


Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 534389)
hippo are you having a hangover?

No, I always have a headache when I wake up. I think it's from dehydration but it doesn't seem to matter how much I drink before going to bed, since I'll always have that headache. I don't even wanna know what it's gonna be like when I have that headache AND a hangover.

ElPila666 Feb 24th, 2008 09:17 AM

Then you should problaby leave a bottle of water near your bed and smoke some weed, just joking i'm not a doctor yet

Fat_Hippo Feb 24th, 2008 11:06 AM

Oh yeah, my parents would REALLY happy if I made the whole house smell of weed. :rolleyes:

ElPila666 Feb 24th, 2008 01:12 PM

they would be proud of you kid

Esuohlim Feb 24th, 2008 01:58 PM

I just found out that the second season of Upright Citizens Brigade came out on DVD almost half a year ago >:

ElPila666 Feb 24th, 2008 06:05 PM

I love MADtv, is Upright Citizens Brigade any good? i never heard about those guys

Esuohlim Feb 24th, 2008 06:14 PM

Well if you love MADtv then you probably shouldn't even bother with them

ElPila666 Feb 24th, 2008 06:21 PM

but they're comedians, right?, i'm curious about it, i will search some of their stuff on youtube

liquidstatik Feb 24th, 2008 06:30 PM

whose pagin brak? :X

ElPila666 Feb 24th, 2008 06:45 PM

i guess the homos did it

ElPila666 Feb 24th, 2008 06:49 PM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 534436)
Well if you love MADtv then you probably shouldn't even bother with them

You were right in that one, sir, i think it's pretty cheesy humour, i didn't like 'em

liquidstatik Feb 24th, 2008 06:53 PM

yeah 'cause madtvs so edgy :rolleyes

Esuohlim Feb 24th, 2008 06:57 PM

You should try Blue Collar TV sometimes when this is on I kick back with a glass of 1787 Chateau Lafite Bordeaux and a fine cigar after a day of polo with my Harvard chums

Pub Lover Feb 24th, 2008 07:08 PM

So, I stalk tadao & his response is to give me even more information. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE! WHAT DO I DO? :chatter

Zomboid Feb 24th, 2008 07:11 PM

While madtv is one of the worst shows in the world now, it was funny once in a while years and years ago.

ElPila666 Feb 24th, 2008 07:31 PM

You guys don't deserve anymore to have cool shows as MADtv, and Esuohlim, sir, Larry the cable guy is the funniest redneck ever thanks for remind me that, i don't care if you drank at a bottle of the titanic ship or whatever, quit fighting now, peace

Pub Lover Feb 24th, 2008 08:38 PM


Esuohlim Feb 24th, 2008 08:57 PM

Happy birthday Sam :rolleyes

Pub Lover Feb 24th, 2008 08:59 PM

That was the only reason I logged on today, & then I remembered the whole timezone thing. :(

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7258072.stm <-- Pila, did you do this? :eek

Esuohlim Feb 24th, 2008 09:02 PM

Also don't get me wrong I don't hate Sam that's how I flirt :(

liquidstatik Feb 25th, 2008 12:34 AM

hey milhouse if i suggest some BANWORTHY users, will ya make it happen? ;O

ElPila666 Feb 25th, 2008 01:44 AM

Pub Lover are you sad knowing that Eagle vs. Shark isn't even nominated for the academy awards?

ElPila666 Feb 25th, 2008 03:21 AM


Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 534466)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7258072.stm <-- Pila, did you do this? :eek

I'm shamed of my country, but thanks pubs, now i know where i should go to looking for some lil bitches

Esuohlim Feb 25th, 2008 08:56 AM


Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 534483)
hey milhouse if i suggest some BANWORTHY users, will ya make it happen? ;O

Sorry I can't be trusted with that kind of power :x

Grislygus Feb 25th, 2008 03:36 PM

Why? Why do so many horror devotees suck so damned hard?


executioneer Feb 25th, 2008 03:46 PM

"underworld 3"? what the fuck

Emu Feb 25th, 2008 05:15 PM

I liked the first Underworld :\ Is the second one any good

MetalMilitia Feb 25th, 2008 05:17 PM

Yeah it's aright.

Tadao Feb 25th, 2008 06:38 PM

I liked the first Underworld as well. 2nd is just ok'ish? That makes me think it would be better to stay away from it.

MetalMilitia Feb 25th, 2008 06:40 PM

Well it's only 90 minutes of you life wasted if you hate it. Though I doubt you will if you liked the first.

Tadao Feb 25th, 2008 06:47 PM

I liked The Matrix 1 until I saw Matrix 2. Now I hate all Matrix.

Emu Feb 25th, 2008 07:00 PM


ElPila666 Feb 25th, 2008 07:21 PM


Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 533813)


Supafly345 Feb 25th, 2008 11:40 PM

MattJack Feb 26th, 2008 12:54 AM


Slow Loud And Bangin', all in my trunk
Trunk full of funk, I ain't never been a punk
I blow on skunk, I blow on doja
Military minded, I'm a motherfucking soldier
Out the streets, of the Ridgemont 4
Not no bitch, and say I still ain't a hoe
Letting niggaz know, everyday of the year
I pimp my pen, and I get my point clear
Why niggaz wanna talk down, I don't know
Gotta take a trip to Akapoko, from the 4
With my 4-4 on my side, when I ride
Ready to do another homicide, in a pine box
And I'm gone, nigga old glory
I'm H-Town to Cali, just like Robert Horry
If I do a murder, flee the murder scene
No missing shortage on the drank, I can't find no lean
From Southwest to Southfese, bitch it's about war not bout peace
Nigga like me, I'm bout knocking out teeth
Know I'm saying, I'll loose your grill
A nigga coming down, in the Coupe Deville
Looking gravy, looking real throwed
I'ma be the nigga, pulling over at the fucking cross road
With my K on my side, I'm ready to ride
And if I gotta go, it'll be a homicide
Me and another nigga, on the way to the Golden Gate
A nigga like me, can't wait
Just to make it, to another day
Gotta get the big pay off, so get the fuck out my way
When I come around your corner, so slow
It'll be the nigga, in the damn Polo
That's the Ralph Lauren, jackers ain't barring
Why I skipped the slab, when I went straight to foreign
Said it like I said it, in the old school
Some niggaz they be red, but Z-Ro blue
I come around your corner, but I ain't set tripping
But I will, wet niggaz and wet women
With the calico, I had to let a motherfucker know
That I come around your corner, in a Lincoln four do'
A fox photo, cause I do it in a flash
Nigga watch out, cause that could be your ass
I rhyme so long, rhyme so strong
I flicks my bar, sip then I swoll on
Get on, the motherfucking bench
And when the laws hit the corner, I hit the fence
They wonder where I went, they keep looking
I don't give a fuck, like Tyson I keep hooking
Or maybe like Lenox, I'm strong to the finish
I'm like the ghetto Popeye, but I don't need spinach
I'ma keep going, I keep on flowing just like the Nile
Million dolla mouthpiece, everytime I smile
Look and load a, nigga ashtray
Everytime he smile, he can turn the night to day
You can open up the pop, and let the smoke come out
We don't give a damn, bout a crooked ass cop
Crooked officer, crooked officer
Make a nigga wanna blow the badge, off of ya
Me and Dougie, my motherfucking brother
R.I.P., to my motherfucking mother
That's the Dorothy Marie McVay Matthew
There's ten toes planted, in my motherfucking shoe
I gotta be a man, hope you understand
There's nothing but the work, and the calico in my hand
On a corner on the Ridgevan, and I'm serving a fiend
A real live B-Boy, and you know what I mean
I be stacking up chips, like Lego
Dark on a pump, just like Calvin Kato
Houston to the Rocket, a four-peat like Comets
I don't give a fuck, good punch a bitch nigga make him vomit
On the grind, I'ma take a trip on Greyhound
I be flying on a plane, but the dope is on the ground
Headed to Lake Charles, or headed to Lafayette
Maybe off in Alexandria, but I ain't finished yet
I gotta make a hoe I-10, I sin
Then I, do it again
I get my ends, I'm in my motherfucking Benz-e
Got these hoes running round, in a friendse
I be busting full clips, till they empty
A piece of potent pussy, might tempt me
Rain is trying to send me, to the Penitentiary
The main reason why, I ain't friendly
I'm wired up, but I ain't on no damn slaughter
Dejaun in the back, and he got the camcorder
Recording everything, the 4's gon swang
Still pulling up, on Fondren and the Main
Looking lovely, got to look good
I throw up Ridgemont 4, cause that's my hood
Never been a hoe, I'm letting hoes know
I gotta get a fucking P-L-A-T, but first a G-O
L-D, a motherfucking plack
I keep it straight and simple like that, hit a bitch from the back
And I use my, motherfucking tool
Make her say ouch, when I hit her with the mule

MattJack Feb 26th, 2008 12:56 AM

Alexandria is my hometown and Z-RO sold drugs there apparently

MattJack Feb 26th, 2008 12:57 AM


liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2008 01:43 AM


Guitar Woman Feb 26th, 2008 02:07 AM


ElPila666 Feb 26th, 2008 02:15 AM

Do you called it Princess Peach? ;)

Sethomas Feb 26th, 2008 02:54 AM

I wonder if I should post more often. I just posted an actual "philosophy" post in the eponymous board for such things. I wish i knew how that made me feel.

Pub Lover Feb 26th, 2008 03:11 AM



ElPila666 Feb 26th, 2008 03:18 AM

Yeah but then who would post?

executioneer Feb 26th, 2008 04:55 AM

elpila no offense but i am going to put you on my block list :(

you talk about sex too much and it makes me sick to my stomach

i'm thinking about doing the same to hickman and mattjack and all yall other proud not virgins

seriously no offense this is a personal problem that i have

ElPila666 Feb 26th, 2008 05:00 AM

Ay Dios mio nadie escribe nada, me da escalofrios!!!


ElPila666 Feb 26th, 2008 05:20 AM

But i only talk about sex that once, i'm not gonna tail any other nasty stories ok?

ElPila666 Feb 26th, 2008 05:37 AM

Thanks for delete me from the block list you scared the shit out of me, i really sorry if i made you throw up your breakfast

Guitar Woman Feb 26th, 2008 11:15 AM

what the fuck, I can't even fucking download anything

how the fuck am I gonna run orange box if I can't put steam on here >:

Girl Drink Drunk Feb 26th, 2008 11:45 AM


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