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Sam Feb 29th, 2008 11:45 PM

Zomboid Feb 29th, 2008 11:45 PM


Tadao Feb 29th, 2008 11:48 PM

Oh shit. ha ha

Emu Mar 1st, 2008 01:49 AM

To be fair none of those people were very attractive to begin with.

executioneer Mar 1st, 2008 04:19 AM

good luck with meth, guys

JediScum Mar 1st, 2008 04:26 PM

All those "after" pics should be pre-defined generic avatars.

Fat_Hippo Mar 1st, 2008 04:30 PM

Oh my god, meth makes you hair WILD! AWESOME!

Chojin Mar 1st, 2008 04:36 PM

meth cured his receding hairline!

Fat_Hippo Mar 1st, 2008 05:02 PM

All right, I am SO gonna become a meth-addict if that ever happens to me! Way to prevent people from become drug addicts, Faces of Meth!

WhiteRat Mar 1st, 2008 06:57 PM


Cream corn, jell-o, and applesauce. What a meal!

Tadao Mar 1st, 2008 07:03 PM

Yeah Sam, fix your Meth Brak

Fathom Zero Mar 1st, 2008 07:10 PM


Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 535388)
Who's back seat? And was it truly "bad ass"?

The car's in front of us. Our car was wedged under theirs.

ElPila666 Mar 2nd, 2008 12:17 AM


Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 535374)
We hit a car in front of us. We were totaled. :(

We were in their back seat. By the way, nobody told me that the airbag would be 300 degrees and covered in chemicals.

Does the airbag contains meth?:confused:

JediScum Mar 2nd, 2008 01:23 AM

Hey, I've been neighbors with a meth head and though he did look about 45 when he was actually 26, he didn't have any facial scabs or wounds.

So... why do these people?

Hell, I've done meth about 5 times, and went from this...

To this....

Though, i've told myself i wouldn't do meth ever again, I never got any face scabs. Meth isn't THAT bad.

WhiteRat Mar 2nd, 2008 01:29 AM

You still have a faggy "Faith" tattoo.

Tadao Mar 2nd, 2008 01:34 AM

Meth leads to Marijuana abuse :(

WhiteRat Mar 2nd, 2008 01:38 AM

No, meth leads to smoking the shit at 3am in a trailer park while wearing a ripped t-shirt and greasy sweat pants while 3 teenage kids who are just looking for weed look on in amazement.

executioneer Mar 2nd, 2008 01:58 AM

a lady with meth teeth at the 7-eleven told me there was lots of things i could be into that are worse than spending 12 bucks a night playing laser tag on weekends

i had to surpress laughter until i got outside

executioneer Mar 2nd, 2008 02:04 AM

ps i murdered the SHIT out of laser tag tonight

executioneer Mar 2nd, 2008 02:05 AM

and gained the respect of a handful of azn teens by getting 1st in a free-for-all match with 13 other ppl

Tadao Mar 2nd, 2008 02:24 AM


Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 535623)
and gained the respect of a handful of azn teens by getting 1st in a free-for-all match with 13 other ppl

Koreans and Hmongs don't count. They have to be Chinese or Japanese.

WhiteRat Mar 2nd, 2008 02:33 AM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 535626)
Koreans and Hmongs don't count. They have to be Chinese or Japanese.

Are there hmongs in your area? If so, where do you live? If not, how do you know what an hmong is?

Tadao Mar 2nd, 2008 02:51 AM

Hmongs and Laotions are everywhere. Especially in arcades. Usually on DDR.

All joking aside, I know a lot about Asian culture as I'm Japanese and all Asians hate other Asian races. I used to live in Eureka California and we had a lot of Laotions, I moved to Fresno California where there are tons of Hmongs.

executioneer Mar 2nd, 2008 02:57 AM

i think they may have been korean but for completely non-racist reasons, i can't be sure (nearsighted, difficulty making eye contact tends to leave facial details fuzzy at best in my memory, etc)

Tadao Mar 2nd, 2008 03:02 AM

You can tell a Korean by their voices. They always sound like they are yelling at you and spittle flies everywhere.

executioneer Mar 2nd, 2008 03:04 AM



executioneer Mar 2nd, 2008 03:12 AM

so koreans are like sylvester the cat kinda

i'll have to watch them around caged birds

Tadao Mar 2nd, 2008 03:33 AM

What cracks me up is that the Japanese are the biggest racists I've ever met. I'm half Japanese and because I'm not pure blood I am not welcome to live in Japan. They get away with so much shit too. The only reason why I've learned so much about Asian culture is because I had a need to find out why Asians hate other Asians so much. I'm still trying to figure it out.

liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2008 03:55 AM


ElPila666 Mar 2nd, 2008 07:06 AM

Come on guys sing with me: Chinese, Japanese, Dirty knees, look at these!

Guitar Woman Mar 2nd, 2008 01:06 PM

Pila, you are my favorite.

Tadao Mar 2nd, 2008 07:01 PM

Guests are always looking at "The new party location" so I finally took a look.


Pub Lover Mar 2nd, 2008 07:16 PM

Tadao Mar 2nd, 2008 07:22 PM


Pub Lover Mar 2nd, 2008 07:25 PM

Good point.

However, if I had made that ad it would have included OAO.

Tadao Mar 2nd, 2008 07:28 PM

Is that really there? I'm glad I have ad block on. I might turn gay again.

Pub Lover Mar 2nd, 2008 07:33 PM


liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2008 07:54 PM


Chojin Mar 2nd, 2008 08:22 PM


liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2008 08:32 PM


Sam Mar 2nd, 2008 10:33 PM


executioneer Mar 3rd, 2008 12:06 AM


ElPila666 Mar 3rd, 2008 06:38 AM


liquidstatik Mar 3rd, 2008 06:48 AM


ElPila666 Mar 3rd, 2008 07:01 AM

I-Mockery Chat (Macleon styled like)

Fat_Hippo Mar 3rd, 2008 10:27 AM


liquidstatik Mar 3rd, 2008 10:34 AM

liquidstatik Mar 3rd, 2008 12:01 PM

http://chico.craigslist.org/crs/582396077.html waterw*tch :eek

Grislygus Mar 3rd, 2008 12:40 PM

What the fuck kind of crazy drink did I just buy

Cherry diet chocolate Dr. Pepper? What the fuck? Why was this with the regular Dr. Peppers? Damn you, student store, Damn you to hell

Tadao Mar 3rd, 2008 01:07 PM


Emu Mar 3rd, 2008 03:44 PM


Diet anything is awful

Pub Lover Mar 3rd, 2008 03:49 PM

The Pope Must Diet!

MarioRPG Mar 3rd, 2008 04:05 PM

Oh man did I ever miss a couple of funny chat room pages :rolleyes

Chojin Mar 3rd, 2008 05:05 PM

we are ever your humble servants, fuck face

MarioRPG Mar 3rd, 2008 07:39 PM

Chojin, why are you always hating on players in here.

Pub Lover Mar 3rd, 2008 08:58 PM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 535750)
I missed you Pub, can I have gay love with you now?


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 536007)
Do you have any Japanese in you?

DING DONG! :orgasm

liquidstatik Mar 3rd, 2008 08:59 PM

SO SRSLY, whose pagin brak?

Tadao Mar 3rd, 2008 09:06 PM


Qwarx Mar 4th, 2008 09:29 AM

Peg Leg Break lol

MarioRPG Mar 4th, 2008 05:35 PM


Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 536011)
SO SRSLY, whose pagin brak?


liquidstatik Mar 4th, 2008 05:45 PM

this isn't a joke, i rly wanna know :x

ElPila666 Mar 4th, 2008 05:49 PM

i can make this thread interest by myself, so what i'm wanna talk about... oh yes the...
i mean.... oh shit!

executioneer Mar 4th, 2008 05:50 PM

mr. thundercleese is paging brak

Grislygus Mar 4th, 2008 05:50 PM

Guys I need thirty gallons of luck RAGHT NAW

executioneer Mar 4th, 2008 07:05 PM

Fathom Zero Mar 4th, 2008 08:05 PM

That's totally not what he said before! :O

WhiteRat Mar 4th, 2008 08:16 PM

Hoe don't violate, bitch you know I taught you better.

Grislygus Mar 4th, 2008 10:06 PM

VICTORY. You can have the luck back Willie, you'll need it with that retarded Finnish guy making eyes at you in the Post Your Picture Thread

executioneer Mar 5th, 2008 01:24 AM

i thought that WAS my luck :eek i finally have a friend who will get all my big momma's house 2 references i keep making on here >:

MarioRPG Mar 5th, 2008 03:42 PM

I'm going to Cuba :o

executioneer Mar 5th, 2008 03:47 PM

did you get that tan then

MarioRPG Mar 5th, 2008 05:33 PM


Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 536416)
did you get that tan then

... Yes.:(

Fathom Zero Mar 5th, 2008 05:35 PM

You poor bastard.

MetalMilitia Mar 5th, 2008 05:40 PM

You look like this now, right?

MarioRPG Mar 5th, 2008 05:41 PM

No, I didn't reach an Oompa Loompa color. It's faint but noticeable... At least that's what my family tells me.

Grislygus Mar 5th, 2008 05:43 PM

Oh shit, fake n*****s having to get in the back :x

Somebody dig up Rosa, quick

Better yet,

Fathom Zero Mar 5th, 2008 05:49 PM


Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 536441)
You look like this now, right?

I was thinking of Lee Hotti, exactly.

Tadao Mar 5th, 2008 06:15 PM

Are you blindingly white? It's such a weird request.

MarioRPG Mar 5th, 2008 06:31 PM

I'm an angry white boy. In my defense, I don't think I'm AS white now.

Tadao Mar 5th, 2008 06:35 PM

God Dam brown people are stealing your whiteness!

bigtimecow Mar 5th, 2008 07:30 PM

my new fuckin' new haircut

sorry :(

Guitar Woman Mar 5th, 2008 08:00 PM

Guys I'm DJing for an internet radio station :picklehat

open in winamp if you like classic rock and electrohouse

Guitar Woman Mar 5th, 2008 08:01 PM


Pub Lover Mar 5th, 2008 08:12 PM


Tadao Mar 5th, 2008 08:12 PM

Kiss me Pub!

Tadao Mar 5th, 2008 08:14 PM

You jerks scared off my new girlfriend :(

Guitar Woman Mar 5th, 2008 08:14 PM

Space Oddity by David Bowie is up next, followed by a comedy number.

You guys like Steve Ballmer, right?

Guitar Woman Mar 5th, 2008 08:15 PM


Pub Lover Mar 5th, 2008 08:19 PM

Pub Lover Mar 5th, 2008 08:32 PM

Pub Lover Mar 5th, 2008 08:55 PM

Pub Lover Mar 5th, 2008 08:56 PM

Fathom Zero Mar 5th, 2008 09:56 PM

I mixed three packages of Tang into a small Burger King cup of orange Fanta today. I think my urine glows in the dark now.

Pub Lover Mar 5th, 2008 10:17 PM

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2008 10:43 PM

This girl I know is so fucking attractive both physically and personality-wise that it actually gives me a stomachache knowing that I'll never have a chance with her :tear

In one of the hottest pictures of her she's wearing a shirt of the periodic table of elements :love


Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2008 10:45 PM

I'd post her picture but I'm afraid she'll find out eventually and it will be all the fault of some jerk from New Zealand :O

Guitar Woman Mar 5th, 2008 10:47 PM

man, that station turned to shit once I left

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2008 11:02 PM

Girls that pretty should at least be dumb as a rock and not have 1000 things in common with me so I don't have to go to bed crying after masturbating >: >:

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2008 11:03 PM

She's got like a 23-inch waist and a beautiful rack >:

Sam Mar 5th, 2008 11:04 PM

I'm suuuuure. :rolleyes

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