how??!!!
 

How do you get a girl to make out with you?! please be serious i dont want any bullshit.

I DONT THINK GIRLS ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE OUT

First you whip you whip your dick out.

Then you put it back in your pants.

Then you whip it out again and you turn yourself around.

And that's what it's all about.

hey, monkboy! slap that cock on this plank, y'hear? my staplegun's all revved up and shit. NOW!

I don't remember that being part of the song...

:lol

The ninth level of HELL all hail lucifer lord of ducklings


Leave off the D 'n D. Cut your hair. Wear deoderant. Kill yourself :goth

yea it is part of the song, it's right after the part about the dvda.

Oh yeah... is that before or after the cum squirted on the chick's face?

Hey black jack, its called a mock!

Find a bed. Put in a movie and make sure you can both watch the movie while being on the bed. Kiss her on the lips, mouth closed. It will progress from there.

For the sake of good measure: GIZ ON HER FACE THEN RUB IT ON HER BODY THEN KILL HER AND BURY HER THEN DIG HER BACK UP AND STICK YOUR DICK IN HER CHEST CAVITY! AHAHAHA!.

ok.

good advice.

Alex you always know just what to say. i tried the first part and it worked really well, but when i asked her if i could try the second part, she seemed rather impartial to it. and then she kicked me in the temple with her high-heel and caused severe hemmoraging so i almost drowned in my own vomit! :(

SCORE!

That's like, practically eighth base!

You thought it proper to give a translation too, huh? Moron.

you are mean, i cry now.

Giving a translation is really over the top concidering that you have a short-skirted poorly drawn anime girl standing over a box ready to fight

Take it outside you two :rolleyes

Back to your knife bum fighting session with your anglo-saxon girl-friend, Sheban! :)

two whole minutes of crying and that's the best you could do?

TAKE IT OUTSIDE YOU THREE! >: >: >:

i don't take orders from morons, especially ones who call themselves bubba.

Yes, but I'm a captain. :posh

Anyway, Mr.Salsa, did you by chance get the oppurtunity to steal one of Sheban's magic viking helms before you clubed her to unconciousness? I really need one so that I can have a conversation piece for my date with the pope this saturday.

Hes in to interesting hats yunno.

captain retard.

:lol GOOD ONE