I forgot how true that Chef Rongi comic actually is, even after all these years!

So you're saying Bill Hicks is like the Chuck Palahniuk of comedians? This doesn't sit well with me, since there are about 800 million authors better than Palahniuk but there aren't 800 million comedians better than Bill Hicks. It's almost like saying that getting over Bill Hicks means you've gotten over stand-up comedy in general. BUT THAT IS MY OPINION :(

OMG Les Claypool doin' Morphine.

:geddylee

you a pickle pimp.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING DUDE.

You're entire existence has been clearing your name on this site because people make fun of you for being a stupid pussy clay faggot.

You feel the need to constantly explain yourself and clear your name with every single insult thrown at you. You never let it roll off your shoulder and you explain to everyone that *insert life event no one gives a shit about* is why you were a dumb faggot in the first place.

And you honestly want us to believe that you can't get a job because of it.

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

I'm pretty sure the reason why you haven't gotten a job is the same reason why you've never gotten any respect.

You need to pick one of the following things to do:

Stop taking people so seriously and lighten the fuck up

or

Die

Now if you pick the former I doubt it's going to help much HERE, but it might actually work wonders for you in real life. You might get a job, some friends... who knows dude maybe eventually you won't be a claymator.

Dude, no explanation is needed; I think every time someone uses that phrase the first thing we think of is that they're responding to something Pam said.

What is so wrong with doing something that is difficult and that not many people know how to do at a high level?

You're right about the rest, except for the part about me thinking it's keeping me from getting a job. It's not. It just hurts my feelings, is all.

To me, CYE is like Seinfeld with all of the bitterness and none of the wackiness. It's George Costanza with likability taken away and a fuckload of name dropping added in, basically.

:tvforum

Wow, this almost made me chuckle. You're close to finding the funny.

it creeps me out just a little.

I feel like there's a tiny Larry David inside my head showing all sorts of horrible things.

He's stifled by my inner Emo Philips and Norm Macdonald, though.

There's nothing wrong with being a clayanimator just like there's nothing wrong with being a guy who is pursuing a career in VCR and corded telephone repair

Look if your chosen trade had any cultural relevance, then we might be inclined to take it more seriously, but there hasn't been any serious clayanimation done in mainstream pop culture since the California Raisins.

Besides, clayanimation doesn't fit your personal style, if you are going to go with a culturally obsolete medium to choose as a career path, you should go with one that does. Might I suggest singing in black face? That would fit the whole racist thing you like to do.

I am going to go with the algebraic English approach to this.

The biggest loser on the internet is Pram Maven

Anything he says is likely loserish and wrong

Therefore when he calls me a loser, it means I am a winner (negative of a negative and all that)

Thanks for the compliment Pram! :rock

I could repair that glass, but I would likely be more inclined to recommend a replacement due to massive factory flaws in the product

I AM NOT RACIST, YOU #$^#@$%&$#^&$568

As far as the clay animation thing, like I said before, I'm not trying to get a job as a clay animator. I'm trying to get a job as a stop motion animator. In stop motion, clay animation is highly respected. That's not why I do it, but it has benefits if you are good because once you can do clay animation, you can do ANY form of stop motion. It actually becomes easier because the material doesn't yield to your fingers.

On the other hand, swearing a lot isn't very professional. Would you like a hand job? That is how we greet each other in my field.

I thought you were having trouble getting a job with your hands (clayanimation), so how is it that you able to give a hand job but are unable to land one?

Hey don't yell at me, I'm not the one who is thinking of becoming a singer in black face.

I wear gloves.

That doesn't answer my question. It just tells me what you use when you are a part time fluffer

Why, are they dusting the children for fingerprints now? I don't think that works on skin.

It's all just JOKES. Just as I assume the stuff you've made up about me is. Pram Maven does not mean what you think it does. Why can't you leave my- no, wait, I'm getting a pang of...ah...yep, there it is- I don't care. My mind's made up. You're funny, and I don't care.

Pram, I don't want your little real serious answer via PM, I am bored with trying to teach you anything at this point. I thought you finally got it but then you came back and proved that you in fact do not get it at all. So now you are just a toy, so when I say "how is it that you able to give a hand job but are unable to land one?" I expect you to either answer here seriously, or give one of your lame duck responses that Zug would give 'trophees' and 'smileys' to, either of which I can amuse myself and others by responding to. Your serious answer via PM is not what I want. Anyone else could have seen that by the facetious nature in which I asked the question.

:themoreyouknow

OH! Haha,

I can give a hand job but can't get one because I'm not high enough in the jerking order.

Hmmmm, on second thought, don't respond at all. That was unfunny and the only proper responses would be equally lame such as "you're the top jerk in my eyes :rimshot"