book of death
read the allmighty necronomicon of arcane spells and rituals.
(it is not like those tree hugger hippie books of healing i promise) |
you are a sad little man.
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WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????
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OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!! !!!!
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magic is real, guys
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i mean come on dont you pay attention theres peopole casting spells ALL THE TIME where i live
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not yesterday a man walked thru our parking lot and threw a fireball at the dumpster and the dumpster exploded! i hope he doesn't live HERE because theres a strict no-fireball policy in the rental agreement!
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I have a glowing, magical anti-hemmorhoid gem. It's a permanent suppository. :)
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i live in the village of hogsmeade!
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did you guys know harry potter was based on a real boy
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yeah i do that f*cker owes me money >:
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if someone doesnt pay a debth you should put a broomstick in his throat
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yeah great idea marine hey willie listen to marine thats a good idea you know.
Alright so I was walking around my hood when this guy flew in from the sky and gave my friend some wand. So my friend waved it at the grass and it turns out that the wand MOWS THE GRASS! Now we never have to listen to dad saying "Hey mow the lawn!" All I have to do is wave my wand and it's done! |
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what happened to book of death?
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It passed away :lol
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :suicide
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does the necronomicon have a hard cover, because I can't stand plastic paperback
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yea how am i supposed to do that i can't do accio :rolleyes[/quote]
gee how about sneek up on him from behind and snatch it and then break it in two and then do this: :maul |
w/e when was the last time you tried to take something from a wizard :rolleyes
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