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Marine Jan 2nd, 2005 09:20 AM

book of death
 
read the allmighty necronomicon of arcane spells and rituals.

(it is not like those tree hugger hippie books of healing i promise)

FS Jan 2nd, 2005 10:14 AM

you are a sad little man.

Marine Jan 2nd, 2005 10:26 AM

WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????

pjalne Jan 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!! !!!!

executioneer Jan 2nd, 2005 04:17 PM

magic is real, guys

executioneer Jan 3rd, 2005 09:39 AM

i mean come on dont you pay attention theres peopole casting spells ALL THE TIME where i live

executioneer Jan 3rd, 2005 09:40 AM

not yesterday a man walked thru our parking lot and threw a fireball at the dumpster and the dumpster exploded! i hope he doesn't live HERE because theres a strict no-fireball policy in the rental agreement!

kellychaos Jan 3rd, 2005 06:03 PM

I have a glowing, magical anti-hemmorhoid gem. It's a permanent suppository. :)

GADZOOKS Jan 5th, 2005 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by executioneer
i mean come on dont you pay attention theres peopole casting spells ALL THE TIME where i live

Would that happen to be SALEM MASSACHUSETTS

executioneer Jan 5th, 2005 07:29 PM

i live in the village of hogsmeade!

Rongi Jan 5th, 2005 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by executioneer
not yesterday a man walked thru our parking lot and threw a fireball at the dumpster and the dumpster exploded! i hope he doesn't live HERE because theres a strict no-fireball policy in the rental agreement!

that's nothing this one chick turned this dude into a frog at the mall near here. it was some fucked up shit.

FS Jan 6th, 2005 07:20 AM

did you guys know harry potter was based on a real boy

executioneer Jan 7th, 2005 08:24 PM

yeah i do that f*cker owes me money >:

Marine Jan 14th, 2005 09:21 AM

if someone doesnt pay a debth you should put a broomstick in his throat

HickMan Jan 14th, 2005 02:59 PM

yeah great idea marine hey willie listen to marine thats a good idea you know.

Alright so I was walking around my hood when this guy flew in from the sky and gave my friend some wand. So my friend waved it at the grass and it turns out that the wand MOWS THE GRASS! Now we never have to listen to dad saying "Hey mow the lawn!" All I have to do is wave my wand and it's done!

Marine Jan 14th, 2005 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by HickMan
yeah great idea marine hey willie listen to marine thats a good idea you know.

Alright so I was walking around my hood when this guy flew in from the sky and gave my friend some wand. So my friend waved it at the grass and it turns out that the wand MOWS THE GRASS! Now we never have to listen to dad saying "Hey mow the lawn!" All I have to do is wave my wand and it's done!

cool man!

executioneer Jan 15th, 2005 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Marine
if someone doesnt pay a debth you should put a broomstick in his throat

dude i can't f*ck with harry potter he beat up the dark loard :x

Marine Jan 16th, 2005 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer
Quote:

Originally Posted by Marine
if someone doesnt pay a debth you should put a broomstick in his throat

dude i can't f*ck with harry potter he beat up the dark loard :x

then steal his wand and throw it into the ocrean

Marine Jan 29th, 2005 02:32 AM

what happened to book of death?

GADZOOKS Jan 29th, 2005 05:25 AM

It passed away :lol

Marine Jan 29th, 2005 05:29 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :suicide

executioneer Jan 29th, 2005 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Marine
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Originally Posted by executioneer
Quote:

Originally Posted by Marine
if someone doesnt pay a debth you should put a broomstick in his throat

dude i can't f*ck with harry potter he beat up the dark loard :x

then steal his wand and throw it into the ocrean

yea how am i supposed to do that i can't do accio :rolleyes

EisigerBiskuit Jan 29th, 2005 06:19 PM

does the necronomicon have a hard cover, because I can't stand plastic paperback

Marine Jan 30th, 2005 02:35 AM

yea how am i supposed to do that i can't do accio :rolleyes[/quote]
gee how about sneek up on him from behind and snatch it and then break it in two and then do this: :maul

executioneer Jan 30th, 2005 03:04 AM

w/e when was the last time you tried to take something from a wizard :rolleyes


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