How is General Zod a General?
 

I mean, he only seems to have two soldiers, ya know, the hot misandrist, and the big dumb one.

I mean, sure he was a General back on Krypton or whatever, but they all blew up!

hes a Lance Corpral or Leutenant tops :(

Zod likes to hang on to superfluous titles; it makes him feel superior, when in fact he's a frightened man-child crying out for attention.

Wowiii-eeeee Another Character!

How is General Zod a General?
 

I think it is a dangerous move for any of you to think you can question our almighty leader. Were I to be omnipotent I would also call myself a general, or perhaps a high priest.

Nevertheless DO NOT QUESTION ZOD! rather, KNEEL!

ALL HAIL ZOD!

Zod has a baby dick

Oh pray tell! You know this because...????

FUCK YOU ZOD I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FUCK DIE!

Sorry....Panic attack :/

Zod fought off ten thousand angry mothers, 40 polar bears and a very disagreeable baboon.

Furthermore when Lex was battling my cousin Kal recently, he was using a ship that apparantly belonged to an "Admiral Zod" so maybe Zod switched service branches cause he thought the Navy was too homo-erotic.

Anyway the Niece of Jor-El will never Kneal before Zod.

So which one is it. Is he enlisted or is he an officer?

how should I know, the terms of his military service are a mystery since the planet he served for kinda had a cataclysm. Its assumed that all military records were lost.

I do agree with you on that, however, you probably should have stopped at the "makes him feel superior" part, or are you a professional shrink, cause you sound like one.