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camacazio Jan 18th, 2004 11:13 PM

smallest
french
pants

jin Jan 18th, 2004 11:19 PM

Oh I am sorry!;
I didnt know you started at all;
Didnt hear your fussin' an' rantin' all along the side;
Yo' man johannos or whatever?;
Shit nikka, you could do better;
You better do better;
He is more impotent than the clintons;
Posterboy for the gay cowboy movies;
Tell him to go rub Afflecks legs;
Go higher;
Move on ol' Bens pecks;
Or is he just going to stick up a picture from fark;
"YOU JUST AIN'T TEH SECKS";
Schoolgirl you say?;
Gimme Go-Go Anyday;
"You wanna penetrate me?";
Ima penetrate you;
With the Yubarii style;
Spin the disk;
Bust out the 'licks;
Chop all yo' dicks with the mad spinning chain playee;
I can just imagine you walkin' a-down the street;
With your mad homie jo-hanson;
You see some bleached whale of a trash-white;
You turn to your crew jo-;
"Yo baby - IMA TAP THAT ASS";
NO.;
You can go for that yo;
Cause then you say;
"Least Im Straight!"
If that's what gets you all mad-love in the head;
The thought of momma from waterboy givin you said head;
Hell, Gimme a plate of depp, johnny any-day;
Those you roll with are the lowest of the low;
And i dont remember you postin anymore than i have, ho;


//ENTER

AHEhAEHaHEhHEhHEhaHEhaHE

ScruU2wice Jan 18th, 2004 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Biggest
Kiss
Swatsika

swastika*

BURN

thats for correcting all my spelling mistakes

feelevil Jan 19th, 2004 12:28 AM

u talkin trash bout me n my crew??
want i should call wiffles? then what u gonna do?

yo.. i be first 2 admit that johannas be lacking
what he missin in skill he makes up in ass kissing
i just figured u rusty>>dun mean no bad>>
freestylin takes practice>>not lurkin like u have

BEEN

now true i been gone>>> ummm wait... or have i??
u may know me under sum other guise>>
i could b a generic>> want another clue?
hellz this b fight club n all, mebbe im you!
(just bein curius>>>u gots a crush on pitt too?)

see tha FEELEVIL ARMY went covert for awhile
but now it be back>>> n this warfare got style
clean up ur act yo, i make room for u too
i think therez a position of Jr. PUNK open, maybe 2

now no more frontin>> no more smilies>>
no more pussyfootin...time 2 begin>
n hurtin ur feelings gonna feel like a sin
but ur shit b played out like ur pirate avatar
n this shit can only go so far
HEAVEN AND HELL? muthafuck say hi to C:\, Toadie, Generic, they ur neighbors
yo u can unleash the 'friendship'>>or whiney 'babality'
but know i gonna do u no less than fatality
my hos?? damn whale bitch be way more than u can handle>>
but, fess up yo, the real reason be cuz she dont got a "handle"
these nasty bitches may not b heaven sent
but i aint no fool>> who u think payz my rent?

but YO....u mad on tha kill bill references i see?>>
never took u for tha kind to like white boy wet dreamz

sall good tho> no bloodshed, yo
the real u im gettin to know>>
the man behind all the italics and pink
or white boy trapped in body of chink?


REPREZENT

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 12:37 AM

YO G'S AN Z'S
I JUST GO STUNG BY A BEE
THE SLAVES ARE FREE
THEY SURE CAN PEE
WHEN I'M ON A RIDE I SAY WEE
NOBODY HERE NEEDS A GUIDE
I JUST CUT OFF A BEAR'S HIDE
DIS KAT IS JIVE
HE LOOKS LIKE A FUKIN RAT
I HATE BATS
WHATS UP WIT DAT?

jin Jan 19th, 2004 12:53 AM

Whats that?
Again i heard you speakin'?;
And listening this time to what you're saying;
I can see you gave it your all;
Some bein funny - im laughing;
But you still just same ol' evilee drawl;
You offer the position "Jr. Punk"?;
Well i wanna be commander of the rank;
Dont worry though, ill keep your ****** ass cause "you got spunk";
Kid;
I dont remember you practising no freestyling at all;
Myself - theres no point preachin to most of these young ******s;
Dont know the difference between truth and flair;
Just dont got much "up there";
I play a different game to your cheap ass ways;
Dont need to pimp myself to commonfolk to pay my wages;
And be proud of it on the internet of all places!;
Without your metal arms jax you aint shit;
So just settle for a bit;
Ill admit the avatars gettin old;
And my schtick of whining like carni is sold and sold;
But I member when you were just a lil' forum tyke;
Anywho like metallica? Im black! hey! I do!;
Now its all gangsta and tupac;
Who do you think killed that ****** and biggie too?;
Your armys a tad old;
And they all lack respect;
Who you got?;
Jo-hanson and wiffles?;
Ones too awesome to fight and the other too gay;
Not in that order;
Yo! feelevilee;
What happened to your feelgood and feelwhateveree?;
Bape - Ill admit is the best of the bunch;
But you really gotta hide behind the faces of fakes cause you too scared to postee?;
Ta final note for y'all while im still in a calm enough mood;
To pull a "friendship" or rock a "babality" you gotta win first;
Something you just cant achieve, yo;
And oh Pitt, mmmmmmmmmmm tasty oh!;

//Switch


;>

AHEhAEHHAEhAHEhAEHHEhaE

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 12:59 AM

I'm out of my leauge

MEATMAN Jan 19th, 2004 01:00 AM

I think my brain is going to ooze out my ears.

executioneer Jan 19th, 2004 01:02 AM

opps i forgot no fighting :lol

-willie

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 01:04 AM

It means he's gay >:

Anonymous Jan 19th, 2004 01:09 AM



WORD LIFE

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 01:11 AM

x :/

camacazio Jan 19th, 2004 01:23 AM

What happened to madlibs?

Big Papa Goat Jan 19th, 2004 02:12 AM

nown

Mr. Vagiclean Jan 19th, 2004 02:19 AM

I feel so raped by these words that sounds alike, i forgot to feed my kyke! :).....who eh, is STABBED BY A PIKE >:

I AM POET AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT MAFAKA :explode

feelevil Jan 19th, 2004 03:09 AM

damn right i got spunk kid>>
lotsa spunk right here>>
oopsie did i get it in ur eye like last year?

but yo>> scared most of these young bitches will put u in ur place?
what happened to u jin?
this candy ass shits a disgrace
u dun pimp urself to commonfolk to pay ur wage?
just get pimped by a corporation to harass them all day?
damn g... put it like dat... n i feel like such a...a... a whore>>>
1 sec "YO, i KNOW you bought more 40z bitch or else yo ass going back to tha store!"

sorry where were we?
aw ye u know BAPE!
kids got a good heart
unlike all tha fakes
time n a place>
n they serve a purpose>
more fun than moping and crying and lurking?

yo glad to see u remember when i was a forum tyke>>
cuz i remember back before u was dyke
remember? i had a bouncing burger avatar
who killed tupac and biggie? u? man i know u not lettin me off with that 1>

b-b-but>> 'while u still in a calm mood', tho?
jin u feel THE PAIN IS A COMING again> its startin to show
gettin frustrated? breakin a sweat?
its ok u big bad i-mockery vet>
take a nap> take a breather>> a break from the game>
then when u feel up to it, bust out the keyboard n spit more of the same>

feelwhateveree was feelneutral, G> how i be feelin right now how i feelin for u right now, see
feelconcerned>
cuz i know this aint be ur all> u on tha fence yo>> why u like sittin on the fence..?
i think its time for u to get ur ass down here n at least try to represent>
cuz if this all u got>> man it does hurt>> we're livin in the past>> ur flows napped in tha dirt>>
lemme fire up the emulator>wtf this is just space invaders
oh well its a classic?
what did i expect>>
its shit b tired but hey! >least the font colors not wack


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camacazio Jan 19th, 2004 03:51 AM

30 pages please :(

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 03:53 AM

^_~ ANIME FASE #3

camacazio Jan 19th, 2004 04:01 AM

That's the spirit! :(

Anonymous Jan 19th, 2004 04:04 AM

WORD LIFE

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 04:07 AM

:lol

camacazio Jan 19th, 2004 04:23 AM

I'm watching the brak show.

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:15 AM


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HEY LIQUIDSTATIK!!! ;D


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