No he liked bondage...yeah it wasn't nice at all :/ The guy he raped was actually a good friend. Also this teacher was french so we all think he's going to be the prison bitch

UM ANYWAY HOW WAS EVERYONES DAY TODAY THE WEATHER WAS NICE OVER HERE :) :)

The weather started out nice but now it will be giving way to afternoon showers and storms

it feels wonderful here :]

'Sall rainy and grey over here, as usual.

whurr do you live? :x

Amazonia.

The boondocks o' OREEGAWN.

As if there is such a thing.

So i herd u liek mudkipz

lol u herd rite.

guys you're being gay. The bad type

I hate blacks

I heard you like the "d".

i hate blacks too

now what fathom

Hey guys, you know why women fake orgasms?

Well, I guess I hate whitey.

Because they can sense your inadequacy, just like your kindergarten teacher.

Woah woah, calm down guys. I mean really.

Because they think we care

you were close though buddy! I got to go to 99cent Margaritas now. Wish me drunk luck!

GUYS I LIKE POSTING IN THE CHAT ROOM THREAD AND ALL BUT WHEN Y'ALL START GAYING IT UP THERES NOT MUCH FOR ME TO SAY YA KNOW

You know, one of these days, I'm gonna make a leather-bound book of this thread alone. I'll be famous.

Reply #26001

no one in their right mind is going to want to read this

and i know, because ive read all of it

ditto lol

if i've been gone for a week or so ill go through the previous pages 'til i find a post by me and read from that post to the newest :x

some chapters are great ;<

GUYS YOU GUYS MYSPACE CHAT IS WHERE IT'S AT :rolleyes

i bet i have more friends on myspace than you :o

I BET :(

I lolled.

i guess my sister got hit too hard and now she's being flown to the hospital cuz she had a seizure :x

You know, "no" to girls means "yes". So I don't think you did anything wrong.

Danny aka liquid is on my top 4 people on myspace :lol

He's special, And talks to random girls, then find out they are stalking him from this board. Interesting

That chik still wont respond to me, I think I intimidated her with my witty 'STOP TRYING TO FUCK DANNY HES TAKEN' message.

ahahhahahhahahahha
she asked if you were my gf

GOOD JOB, JERK
I COULD HAVE PUT IT IN BETWEEENN HER BOOBS I BET

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A CADDIILLLAC

I'm still alive! 99 cent margaritas will do you in though. What's happened since I've been gone?

I pitched a rousing book idea to less than responsive masses.

How 'bout you?

I drank about 8 margaritas and flirted with the el salvadorian girl at the bar. I kinda like her. She has a nice smile and she's cute. Her accent is nice. What should I do?

Sincerely,
Confused

HA, When you call my phone between 10pm est - 4am est, it plays Margaritaville, instead of ringing. Some other time it plays panic at the disco -i write sins not tragedies, and then some new emoish punk sounding song during 9amEST- 5pmEST.

Yes, I have realized, I have problems, and most likely an OCD complex with shopping.

Your advice sucks harder than a vacuum. I need real advice. Where is liquid when I need him!??@@?@?@?@!?!?!!!!?!!

If Pub saw this thread he'd probably spin in is grave :(

Oh. Pub said hi to the board.

I misses him on here :sad

Matt, you drank too much, thought you made actual words, and she was just being nice to you, so she could make a clean break. Stop drinking so much, remember that your not a 'stud' when your drunk, your an idiot that drools alot.
Stop stalking her!

as much as i agree, i've been too embarassed to agree ;<

You can go ahead and think that momma. I go there every week you dumb cunt. I don't think I'm passed out drunk or close to it even. I know how to tell if a woman is flirting with me or not, you know body language and things you say to a boy are kind of a bitch. I saw your picture however. I wouldn't come on to you if I had a choice between you and a knife to my d*ck.

I know your reply is gonna be,

"WELL YOU KNOW I SAW YOUR PICZ AND THEY WERE FUGLY TOO SO YEA I WOULDNT TALK TO YOU NEVER!"

The simple fact of the matter is, I'm not looking for a san fransisco dyke's opinion on what I should do with this girl who has given me her number and has blantantly come on to me.

Your location says "getting laid." I doubt you have gotten laid by anything reasonably attractive in the last, I don't know, ever. Sure he's cute and seems to be a good guy, but he's only 16 and doesn't know any better. Besides, I'm gagging from Louisiana from your corpse smelling vagina over the internet.

It's called a knife, shove it in your throat.

Where did you go Lenor? Write in your livejournal?

Dear Livejournal,

MattJack is so queer!!!! He lyke, totally think's i'm a frisco dyke, whatev that means. I called Bobby today, he couldn't come over because he has high school tomorroz. GGGrrrrrr. I guess I have to wait til 3pm tomorrow then try and trap him in my mom's house again so maybe he can smell my canyon of hell. I really like it when boys go "down there" because it makes me all squirmish. Not because they know what they are doing, but bcuz I like how they pass out and are left to me and my bidding! >_<! Ohhhhhh I can't wait! I hope his pubic hairs have come in, cuz I make this great pubic hair fajita taco. Itz so delicious. Have you tried it yet LJ? No? Well Illz totally save a plate (that is if I don't eat it all!!!@!##%#$^$#@%$~~!!!) and let you try!

Oh yea, my avatar on IMockeryz is liek, fabulous. I drew it all by myselves! Can you believe it?! HAHAHAHA ME EITHER I'm SO GOOD AT ART. I MEMEBER IN ART THE TEACHER TOLD ME I WAS BEETER THAN THE BLIND KID! WOWZ! He sure was good!

NEways, I have to go back to flogging my hole with a wrench.

Lenor

WOAH ,SLOW DOWN COWBOY!

I'm not from San Fran, I'm from NY.
I am bi, not a complete dyke.

I am 23, I'm attending college to be a sex therapist, so I'm pretty sure I enjoy sex, although 16 is a little young for me. They at least have to be legal.

It's called a stroke, that which happens when you take things said, too far.

That's the last straw MattJack.


You're on my buddy-list now, mister. >:

Why do dogs lick themselves in THAT place?

OMG ZERO HAS ANOTHER CRACK-HEAD TO BEFRIEND!

i am going to sleep after fending off swarms of rabid tool fans

cliff steele & I are lucky we made it out alive!!

noob, why did you go see a show, when you dont even like the main band?

crazy boi'

hey guys help me reenact the isis show

just yell isis and clap alot everytime you hear boring music that drones on for 15 minutes

you guys should've went to see jesu instead

jesu dropped off for some reason, intronaut were pretty good and torche also, torche had alot more energy and were the only ones who acted like they cared about being there

holy shit JESUOHLIM :eek

WHAT, please, just stop.

Your not funny nor witty, hell I'm not even sure you were born with having a sense of humor gene.

Go to Barnes and Noble, and pick up the book 'Idiot's guide to making people laugh".

your making an assumption that what can read. you know, actual paragraphs and long wordy words?

"uh can somone move that black mustang? black mustang, needs to get moved!"

tourche guy:

"BLACK MUSTANG IS GONNA GET TOOOOWEEEEDD"

Im talking exactly about post JUST LIKE THAT noob XD haha <3

yeah that post doesnt matter anymore im going to edit it with a picture of some kittens

uhhh it leads to your profile, spooky

Holy shit, the Dow closed at -415 points today.

WEHRE IN THE WORLD IS MARC SUMMERS?

HEY I REMEMBER MARC SUMMERS WHERE IS HEEEE

I remember him getting asked where his avatar was from like 3 times a day or something ;o

who let you in the rainbow club moobs

Noob ive been asking that question for awhile now.

I think he just invited himself in.

oh well i mean what're ya gona do bout it anyways :(

Fuck you colored people.

hey now

i thought it was a group of people who help eachother with homsexual and rainbow related problems. I don't want to be alone ;<

how the hell else would I post here >:

excellent answer but you really need to get MSN and attend our meetings if you really want to be a part of the club i mean it's not exactly the easiest thing to get into we're kind of exclusive if uknow what imean what kind of problems do you have and how can we help you

noob, those meetings are secret, unless you really want me to post them..

muhah muhahaha muhahhahahahhahahahhah

oh yeah shit

oh yeah msn i have one of those

I feel so out of the homo-loop.

it helps not to be a dick :(

yeah 7f stop being so mooody ;<

OH SNAP

It's gettin' thrown down here today!

hey kathryn you should try not having that as your avatar :x

yeah i like clockwork orange and everything but the whole angry look isn't doing it for me

:eek

its noodles

HAHAHA

Its not sevenforce. unless someone is trying to make me more crazy.

I was'nt sure, if it was Clockwork Orange or the lead singer of Panic At The Disco.

guys i have to clean the whole house today, UGH

Oh fuck, Danny has to actually get off his ass, and do something.

No, your every 3 minute, cigarette breaks, do not count Hun.

<3 you

That angry look is HOT!

blue eyes, lip ring, light complexion, with a hint of sadistic bastard.

Eyes? I kinda see a nose fishing hook,with a hint of I JUST WANNA BE COOL!

its my temporary avatar until i can make a different one. in the meantime, don't stare too deeply into those baby blues.

Noodles, your from Idaho or Kentucky, maybe one of those other great inbred states, so I'm guessing. Since if you lived anywhere, but in your brothers bed with him, you might know, what's the 'scene'


BITCH

there i changed it to elisha cuthbert turning into a zombie. i'll make something purdy later today/tonight.

I hate our state being called the #1 state with fat people :(

HEY GUYS NICE THREAD

>:

I INSLAVE PEOPLE

Milhouse, this thread is 1,044 pages.
:confused:

WHY MUST YOU CRITISIZE ME, SO?