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cause I'm a very sweet and loving person
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I believe that. And that's not sarcasm; I do. I only really remember Glowbelly having it in for me, but if I ever cared then, I don't really now, so it's nothing.
What's up, Kahl? Do you want me to apologize? I won't apologize for saying what I said. I'm sorry it threw you into a fit and I didn't want you to take it that way. I thought you would run with the bit like someone else would. Something up, man? |
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This thread's got serious homo problems.
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No wonder you feel at home.
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yea sorry I didn't make any jokes or anything in response to what you said.
INSTEAD I JUST TOOK IT SO GOSHED DARN SERIOUSLY AND I JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH THE SHIFT KEY |
i didn't meant to break anything, i'msorry!
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I can't tell if you're joking, Mr. jorn. That's a problem for me.
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FATHOM ZERO YOU SHOULD GO REST YOUR PRETTY HEAD AFTER ALL THIS INTENSE INTERNET FIGHTING
SORRY IF I GOT UNDER YOUR SKIN OR ANYTHING I WOULDNT WANT TO GIVE YOU A RASH |
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I love you Kahl, and you'll always be my favourite cross-dresser behind Eddie Izzard, because, and let's face it, who's cooler than that guy? :lol
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Now go home and get your fucking shinebox. >:
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IM NOT EVEN A CROSSDRESSER BUT WHATEVA
NOW JUST GO TAKE A NAP I KNOW HOW TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY, ESPECIALLY YOURSELF, ON THE INTERNET CAN MAKE PERSONS VERY SLEEPY. |
SHHH JUST SHH YOU CAN REST NOW ITS FINALLY OVER
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Yeah, there's no way I could have expected mockery from the fucking internet. Man, don't I know nuthin'.
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You know they're remaking the Prisoner with Ian McKellen? That's badass.
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Its supposed to be nap time, little buddy.
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It's funnier if you imagine it's Kahljorn being poured into the helmet. :lol |
So thats how you stir somebody's hornets nest.
also fathom zero seriously how is anybody supposed to get any sleep around here? also fathom zero I'm glad you've dropped all your pretension and are actually loosening up. I'm proud of you. I mean you actually made a joke, that's a big step. |
I'm sorry you think it's pretentious of me to not give you the satisfaction of an argument.
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this is not an argument.
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agreed.
So how was your weekend, shitbag? |
IM NOT THE KINDA PERSON THAT FIGHTS PEOPLE AND THEN AFTERWARDS WE CALL EACHOTHER ASSHOLES AND LAUGH ABOUT IT BECAUSE THROUGH OUR STRUGGLES WE BECAME FRIENDS.
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:lol just kidding my weekend was great, thanks for asking.
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I'm not friends with you; I think you're a vile, vapid asshole. LAlALALALAALITERATION WAKKA WAKKA
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:lol Mine too. I played some video games, did homework, talked to girlies.
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Hey fathom zero how come you never answered my question about what song you would like me to snap as I kill you?
Were you too busy taking yourself seriously? |
thats cool.
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MAYBE IT'S A BIT CLICHE OF ME, BUT I ENJOY STEELER'S WHEEL WHEN BEIGN MURDERED TO
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I think Imma go to culinary school next year.
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WOW IT ONLY TOOK LIKE THREE PAGES FOR A FOLLOW UP
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YOU CAN MAKE A LOT OF MONEY BUT IVE ALSO HEARD THAT SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GOING TO CULINARY SCHOOL LATELY (CAUSE OF ALL THOSE IDIOTS WITH FOOD NETWORK SHOWS) THAT ITS SORT OF A BLOATED PROFESSION RIGHT NOW AND IT CAN BE HARD TO GET JOBS
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I never read it to begin with, you're just sooooooooooo boring to me.
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Yea? who's the vapid asshole who doesn't play along with "bits"?
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I know that, but I want to learn more, mainly. I don't care if I end up getting a job as a fry cook. I enjoy impractical things beyond my means.
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I HEAR YA
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'Cause you're just such the jokester, aren't you? Coming out with these zingers about me. I tell you, that's the kind of skill you can only get through spending years of your life on an internet message board.
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YOU TALK ABOUT YOURSELF WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH. its cringeworthy.
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This guy's got dedication! He's got moxie!
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HATE ME. I LICK IT UP LIKE A DOG TO AN INFECTED TOE.
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Yea, speaking of which I should probably stop this before somebody complains about me having to get the last word in all the while the other person does just as little shutting the fuck up. its all cause you guys get so under my skin.
ps you and tadao have the same losing strategies, nietzchean reverse valuations. "LOSING BECOMES WINNING." |
Because no one's a better quitter than you. ;)
What's wrong? Being an ass isn't fun anymore against someone as *REDACTED* as me? Take the last word, I'll give it to you. |
By the way, between the two of us, I don't think I've ever seen more edits. :lol
And winning a fight that doesn't matter DOESN'T MATTER. |
I hereby proclaim myself King Shit. Because Kahljorn blows goats. (I have proof).
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nice work you two :)
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The Dali Lama goes into a sub shop and tells the guy "Make me one with everything."
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I'm pretty sure the Dali Lama would go into a sub shop and ask for a toilet in a tree to play him home.
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You're looking for the Deli Lama. :x
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There are too many llamas.
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Hey pub, look what page it is.
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Wouldya look at that. Fancy.
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Fancy smancy
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I forgot how hard it is to fall asleep when you're not fucked up.
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:( Mine got lumped in MR ORDINARY and Doctor Octogonapus and some other people I've never heard of.
You have the Dream Team |
I'm so fucking cool I don't even get spam.
the cheese stands alone :( |
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Also are we getting another secret santa :( |
It was one weird message.
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It is getting a little late for a regular I-Mock Secret Santa. Maybe you should set up a small Vet only one.
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I do good secret santas. Let me participate, please :\
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I got one too. At least spambots care enough to PM me :(
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I sent it to Willie, hope he didn't already get one!
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I got lobbed in with Mock Wars Admin and red8age
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Go Pubbles!
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I always like rolling over the numbers in little ways. :)
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Woo Hoo.
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This thread needs more fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-FUNKY.
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whoop-dee fucken doo.
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I have no idea why I don't get high on dextromethorphan more often, this shit is fantastic.
Started robo-itching about 15 minutes ago, but I took an antihistimine and that cleared right up. |
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when getting pure dxm used to be easy i bought several hundred grams over the course of a few years (for like a hundred dollars total) and was high almost every night on dxm :( pure is so awesome actually that was why i ate graepfruit for a while :P how much did you take? |
you people are drug addicts
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ex drug addict :rolleyes
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also I'm not a drug addict i just
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I quaffed about 400 mgs of the stuff, with some grapefruit juice 6 hours prior to fuck my shit up good and proper.
I always buy Zicam Cough Max spray because it's cheap, concentrated, and will fucking annihilate you. If I had to say, I'm on either a really high second or really low third plateu. I've been having nonlinear conversations with 420chan's IRC channel all night and it's been pretty entertaining. |
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i always did at least 700 mgs ( i would assume, except when i did cough syrup a few times i didnt really measure) and when i peaked i would just lay down and listen to music/watch trippy movies/hallucinate. When you get that high you can close your eyes and like i dunno. you shoudl watch a good anime on a high dose of DXM. its really crazy ;/ |
this makes me want to go steal a few bottles of vicks 44
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Probably my favorite thing about DXM is the mental image I get of myself walking down the stairs while tripping balls, because I look retarded and it is hilarious.
I definitely will break past a single dose of Zicam in a month or two when I've got more than 10 free dollars to spend. |
It still baffles the mind why you would get sleeping problems.
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Of course my abnormal sleeping patterns have nothing to do with moonlighting as a psychonaut
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vicks 44/ the robotussin bottles both have about 640 (maybe 7 or 800) mgs per bottle from what I remember, and you can get two bottles of vicks 44 for under 10 dollars. Zicam is like the most expensive one from what i remember :( although maybe theyve changed cough medicine around since the last time I tried this ;/
I would recommend drinking one whole bottle right off the bat and then maybe drinking a fifth of the other one for your first time. but dont plan on walking around anywhere, even though its neat cause you feel like youre walking through the ether. after i would peak in the middle of the night i would always go pee or something and when i was done i would always look in the mirror and all I would see is the face of an irish farmer with hay for hair and silly teeth you prolly already know this but make sure you dont eat for a couple hours before hand, or it really fucks up and delays the high, plus it can make you puke! also make sure you only get the ones with dxm in them, but im sure you knew that too. |
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Free your mind, and your ass will follow - just make sure your ass doesn't take the lead.
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