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i just got cockblocked by the paper store. fuck girls working early tyhe next morning. i'm also drunk
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I BEEN COCKBLOCKED ALL DAY :(
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i been cockblocked most of my life, by me
i fucking win again |
I broke some hymen's today while being intoxicated. I win.
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excuse me but this is the getting cockblocked competition so you win shit
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He has actually started some pretty funny moments on the Never Not Funny podcast. I hope he's ok |
I think the president of Nigeria had very intense eyes, was a snappy dresser and was altogether worthy of the privilege.
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MAN, THERE'S A VIRUS IN MY COMPUTER AND I'M IN DANGER OF GETTING MY ACCOUNT DELETED.
IT'S A GOOD THING THAT I-MOCKERY BOARDSUPPORT GAVE ME A LINK TO A WEBSITE WHERE I CAN RUN A VIRUS SCAN, I SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T WANT TO GET MY ACCOUNT DELETED AND ISP REPORTED :rolleyes |
GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY AT MIDNIGHT OR WHATEVER AND I WANNA FUCK
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The car now makes a clunking sound in reverse.
Is this related to the fucknut who hit it yesterday (Y) (N) |
Make an insurance claim on it.
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It might be one of those things where the deductible is more than the repair, we'll have to see.
Either way, dammit and I fucking hate people. |
Who is there insurance company kitsa? If you have their info make a claim. Don't let them give you cash or shit for it. I deal with this five days a week.
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Never received any contact from them. Called the nonemergency police line and were told to call back Monday (gotta love a town where the POLICE are CLOSED ON WEEKENDS), so we're going to hit them up first thing in the morning.
We had to take pictures and depart because I needed to get back to my newborn at my mom's house. The other party was, apparently, still shopping inside the store, and the kid they left in the car just stared at us and didn't really make contact. |
Sounds like they were from Portsmouth.
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Of course, if they don't have insurance (which is illegal in PA, and probably the rest of the country, but you never know) then you're effed. You could sue them, but the likelihood is that they have no money anyway. Either way, it's worth a shot. :) |
Fuck her! Fuck her brains out! Grab her ass squeeze her tits!
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PS guys its hickman
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:D
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aka Milhouse
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZHUKOV ZHUKOVBY
AND ALSO THE FAT FOREIGN DUDE |
I didn't know it was Zhukov's bday. Happy Birthday Zhukov. :)
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Happy Birthday Zhukov!
Happy birthday Rankeri! Happy birthday Bigtimecow? |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZHUKOV :O
YOU'RE OK TOO RANKERI |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TASMANIA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FINLAND |
PS Happy birthday bigtimecow. :posh
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THANKS Y'ALL
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happy bday fgts
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Sounds like quite a party today. Hooray for Zhuk, RannyK and BTC for making it through another year. :)
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It's my parents 46th annv today. :eek
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Cake and blowjobs for everyone, I hope?
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Thanks guys
I got a birthday card from my parents that plays the Star Wars theme when it's opened, and I thought it was pretty cool until I realized that I'm a god damn nerd and that my mom and dad are aware of it :( |
Happy birthday's bro, I'll be sure to hit up the hack for you guys. I got an extra pair of birkenstocks if you guys want to join.
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STFU before lose the few people who still talk to you.
YOU KNOW THAT WE HATE RANDOM UNORIGINAL PEOPLE |
yo bro you're like harshing the mel.
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jesus christ you dont even speak english anymore
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brah naw dawg
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YOU JUSTMKAE ME SO MAD
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SUCKA NIGGA
NIGGA NIGGA I THROW THE SUCKA IN THE FRONT FOR THE ONES THAT FRONT dudes i can't stop singing tribe called quest. they are so illllllllllllllllll |
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Happy anniversary, Tadao's progenitors. Have a pair of martinis on me. :) |
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I bet dad is gonna try to hump mom tonight. He tries every night actually.
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Tries? What? He aint got $20?
Dinner. Im talking about taking her out for dinner. Jerks. >: |
that's just so wrong and unthoughtful
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OH MY GOD I MISSED EL POLLO LOCO AND ON THE BORDER WHEN I WAS STUCK IN OREGON :( SUCH DELICIOUSLY TERRIBLE FOOD
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I have to admit that out of all the posters that annoy the shit out of me, Pancakes isn't really one of them
This could change, though |
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Wait, why did Madonna get banned?
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I thought it turned out to be JannetX and that she just quit posting under that name.
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Actually, maybe my taste has just changed as no one can make chicken the way I like it anymore. :tear |
I think Babs and his IRL buddies have inside jokes and running gags that they think are funny, but then he uses them here and there is no prior reference to them. SO he's giggling like a little bitch and we think he should just shut the fuck up.
or he's a tard |
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The problem is that they always want to know if you want salsa and guacamole, and you're always like FUCK YES I WANT SALSA AND GUACAMOLE, because you forget that that shit hasn't stopped sucking ass since you last ordered there but you have to eat it anyway because it's like: "what am I supposed to do, eat my burrito and tortilla chips without salsa and guacamole? Screw that." |
Nah man, it's like crack. It'll never be as good as the first time, but you'll always try it every few months just to check for the rest of your life.
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Taco bell is terrible. I wish you guys had Mighty Taco.
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heh, i get taco bell chruchy taco cravings, not as bad as jacknthebox taco cravings though.
I used to get the 10 bean burritos from tacobell and then put what I couldn't finish in the fridge. next day I would deep fry those fuckers and they taste sooooooo good after a hangover. |
Homemade salsa and guacamole is the best shit ever, everything else is either too chunky, too liquidy, and never spicy like any real human being wants
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I guess it could be if you made it out of tomatoes, peppers, onions, garlic, and cyanide
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I saw a Del Taco in Janesville, WI and was like wtf. I thought that was all west coast.
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![]() Pace, a salsa brand you can trust? That's sa'll saI need to hear |
Your retort is mild and flavorless :tear
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Why the hell would you can homemade salsa rather than serve it immediately? That's like making up a batch of chile con queso, pouring it into empty preserves jars and trying to store it in the cupboard
I'm honestly not trying to be a dick here, I'm befuddled |
I've seen El Pollo Loco clean defeather a chicken in the old days, but I've never seen them make a batch of guac. It probably comes canned from the home office.
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You know how old people like to jar everything, or those types of people who cook an entire month's worth of dinners in one setting and then stores them for later. Someone sees that they've canned the stuff at the supermarket and thinks "why can't I do that?"
I'll admit it though, I don't know nothing about salsa. I remember my Sex Ed teacher back in JR high putting special emphasis on the dangers of homemade salsa in relation to how yeast infections work or something. |
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i'd go almost so far as to say it's better than any fresh salsa i've ever had, too |
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i love the dollar menu salads at el polo loco.
people jar their own food cause they hate you. |
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Missed it by THAT much. :(
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Ok
Ugg Boot Delete |
Woo for the I-Bapery skin. ;D
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Fuck, in a few months I'll have been posting here for 6 years.
WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY LIFE |
Not much, evidently. :\
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I have had the same debt collection people harassing me for the better part of 2 years now, despite me assuring them that my name is not Greg and that I do not have the boat that he apparently stopped paying for.
Apparently Greg, whoever he is, gave some boat dealer my cellphone number and now he has a free boat >: They've said they removed me from their list twice now...I think one more call and we're in cease-and-desist letter territory. |
That's a great grift though.
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my girlie got me this ill hoodie for my birthday
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did you get sucked off too? ;)
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NOT YET
gonna see if she'll spend the night sometime this week though SCHOOL/WORK/NOT LIVING ALONE :( IS A BITCH |
yap
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im more concerned with wtfs up with that fools lips
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Oh god I havnt :lol that hard in a while.
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WHo the fuck is Jake Cummins aka captainjakedness?
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one of jonathan clements bffs i think
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Ah, he is also Lord Lonic. He wants me to join his facebook. He's a fgt.
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