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GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
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WOMEN AND CHILDREN DIE FIRST
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:rolleyes
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RaNkeri FUCK YEAH!
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YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH
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I don't remember where I left off on my defamation of the Beatles one album at a time, but Revolver is actually pretty damn good :(
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YOU KNOW IT IS BABY
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i will be in seattle tonight. willie, i shall put you on the guest list if you wanna come out. anyone else that wants to come to one of the shows, look up the nine toe tour with weedeater, send me your first and last name and the date of the show (send it in private message on here). this offer is only open to non-douchebags and douchebags i love (you know who you are).
oh yeah, this breakfast buffet SUUUUCKS. |
After you already passed through LA. I'm gonna punch you, you know that right?
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you're never coming to Dayton or Cincinnati :(
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Would be great at the Riverbend.
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AFTER SHE ALREADY PASSED THROUGH SF. GET IN THE FUCKING VAN DIXIE. >:
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You'll always be loved. <3
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Poor willie. :(
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Willie is having anxiety problems because he shaved his beard. :(
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Did he post any pics?
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I absolutely love Al Jourgensen. He could turn me gay. You've heard Revolting Cocks right? They do a lot of cheesy cover songs.
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ja ja ja ja ja. Revolting Cocks are good.
Al's one of my music heroes, I guess, still doing his thing past 50 and on into the future I'd bet. Sucks that I never got to see Ministry, though. It's always strange, when you're a fan of music just before your time. Stranger, though, is what they sounded like before. :lol Makes me laugh my ass off. |
He was just in L.A. last year with Revolting Cocks touring a new album.
Bod was here but I didn't get to bone her cause I had a GF, BUT I'M SURE SHE WOULD GET DRUNK ENOUGH TO LET ME. Especiall after she got wet from sitting on Al's lap. |
Yeah, I remember bringing a Ministry tape to a party and they asked if it wa old Ministry or new. I said new and they didn't want to listen. It was a DANCE PARTY USA. I had to leave cause I couldn't get drunk enough to enjoy their crappy taste in music.
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MAYBE I'LL SEE THESE REVOLTING COCKS THE KIDS TALK ABOUT SO MUCH.
It's really hard to call it "new" Ministry, by the way, since a whopping one album sounded like that: Gaayyyyyyy. |
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Yeah, this was when the live movie "In case you didn't feel like showing up" came out. Dance Ministry people called it new and never got over it. I guess it was some really good poppy shit, I could never get into it though.
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it's okay willie beards are silly anyway; they're rough and prickly and not fun to touch - you're better off without! :-)
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I don't know. Willie you always struck me as a Samson-like person. Perhaps you gain your strength through your beard. You probably know better than I do.
Also, what was it like having elx fondle your beard? |
Stachatorastic?
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A BURNT CHILD WILL DREAD FIRE
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Willie's beard... touched you as a child? :\
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LIFE IS NOT ALL BEERS AND SKITTLES
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Did he touch you with his penis beard?
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NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME
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You don't make it easy. Your pictures were easier to decipher.
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so how is everyone? :)
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I'M ANGRY
Someone in this house just THREW AWAY a certain folder Placed on a desk in a specific way That contained ALL OF MY APPOINTMENT AND TRAINING INFORMATION ASSIGNED BY THE US CENSUS "Hey man, where's the folder I put on the desk a week ago?" "Folder?" "THE BIG BLUE ONE." "Oh, I threw that away with all those papers. Why?" "THAT FOLDER MEANT AN ADDITIONAL SEVENTEEN BUCKS AN HOUR AND FIFTY CENTS A MILE! YOU JUST THREW AWAY MY SECOND JOB! A JUICY, EASY, HEAVY POCKET MONEY-RESTORING PART TIME JOB, YOU STUPID FUCK" "Ooooooooh shit man, my bad" |
I know a guy to whom the census has been his only job. Ever. Because he can't hold another one.
He's a fat cunt. |
if it makes you feel any better, I'm about 98% the other party in my own household threw away $100 worth of flea and heartworm medicine the other day but won't admit it :(
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sounds like a sketchy stranger danger job to me, be glad you've lost the opportunity!
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My mom poured out my sea-monkeys when I was 7.
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I always have sex with census people. They are easy prey cause they'll do anything for 20 dollars.
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my main problem here will be white people terrified of losing their identities and members of the hispanic/latino community wondering why, exactly, the United States government does not consider their individual race to be AN ACTUAL RACIAL GROUP (the answer being WELL NO, IT DOES, IT'S JUST REALLY REALLY SLOW AT CHANGING FORMS PROPERLY) Quote:
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Im fond of the idea of everyone putting AMERICAN as their race.
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sounds like a solid plan to me
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Yeah, completely ignoring demographics would work out really well on a CENSUS
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Bewbs or I move him closer. :lol
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Their faces. :lol
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"I teached the bird karate so maybe he has a chance." Hahah.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon
In Australia more than 70,000 people declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census. Over 53,000 people listed themselves as Jedi in New Zealand's 2001 census. If Jedi were counted it would have been the second largest religion in New Zealand. In England and Wales 390,127 people (almost 0.8%) stated their religion as Jedi on their 2001 Census forms. In Scotland 14,052 people stated that Jedi was their current religion. |
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FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE
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![]() I hate it when ugly nerds are all gettin' their pictures taken with their Anne Hathway-looking girlfriends, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckk |
I think you're ok. It looks like the person taking the photo has just said "put your arm around her!" and he quickly did before she could protest. She doesn't look THAT pleased.
That's an awful beard though. |
She's toothy to the extreme. All gums.
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Even so, the contrast in comparison is shocking at first glance and should not be allowed in society
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KILL
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I'm just saying. That's one of the few things that's off-putting to me.
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I think she's pretty darn attractive.
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They are going out, though. Grinds my goddamn gears.
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God he looks even worse in that photo, and she looks better. What is his secret I wonder?
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Cunty facial hair.
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there's probably a problem when your teeth are tanner than you are :(
(much improved in the second though!) |
You WISH you had teeth like her.
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He knows how to fuck or she doesn't.
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What is up with Hickman's account anyway?
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He doesn't want to be a hick, man.
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I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS DAMNIt
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why do so many girls believe that by behaving like uppity bitches they're somehow making themselves into queen bees?
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especially the ugly ones, not like they have anything else goin' for them. why sabotage personality - the one thing they can control?
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I don't know elx, why do so many girls believe that by behaving like uppity bitches they're somehow making themselves into queen bees?
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i dont know man, maybe sub-conscious population control
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Are you going to tell us who is pissing you off at school?
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Did some girl thing call you fat or flirt with a boy that you also liked but you thought didn't really like you anyway, even though he really did but couldn't let on around you?
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there was no specific personal experience, just something i noticed when watching a movie earlier and this was simply an attempt at chatty conversation!
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its even cheaper than GHB :O |
:lol I read the hot dog lline too and was like really?
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if only life were that easy
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she advertises medicare now :(
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Whatever happened to those I-Mockery bumper stickers that said "I hate the town I live in!"?
Because I want one |
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