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Esuohlim Apr 24th, 2010 09:15 PM

Both Miami Vice and VCRs? :eek

Zhukov Apr 25th, 2010 07:38 AM

Finland is ranked number 1 for 'prosperity' in the world. Australia is 6th and the USA is 9th.

http://www.prosperity.com/rankings.aspx

captain516 Apr 25th, 2010 01:50 PM

I miss the days of VHS :(

Pub Lover Apr 25th, 2010 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 681572)
has anyone tried white dwarf

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 681656)
I prefer red dwarf :posh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 681666)
LAGER'S THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL A VINDALOO


Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 681678)
Isn't JMC a fitness/vitamin store? Is that RX beer?

I left this open for a few hours. I don't remember what I was going to say about it. Oh well. Post Count ++

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2010 10:22 PM

anybody else get spam in their inbox?

Kitsa Apr 25th, 2010 10:25 PM

all the freakin' time, with read receipt requests.

Esuohlim Apr 25th, 2010 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 681886)
anybody else get spam in their inbox?

HELLO OLD FRIEND

Sam Apr 25th, 2010 10:44 PM

FEET

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2010 10:48 PM

Yes I have returned...for now. Lenor says hello

Esuohlim Apr 25th, 2010 10:50 PM

FUCK THAT BITCH

Sam Apr 25th, 2010 10:53 PM

FEET

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2010 10:54 PM

I tried Esuohlim, I tried...

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2010 10:54 PM

and her feet

Esuohlim Apr 25th, 2010 11:05 PM

SON YOU GOTTA LAY THAT BITCH DOWN AND GIVE HER A GOOD THROAT MASSAGE WITH YOUR DICK + CUM

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2010 11:08 PM

What's new with you guys

elx Apr 25th, 2010 11:20 PM

i -mockery you will be my friend for the next week, hooray!

Esuohlim Apr 25th, 2010 11:21 PM

You're welcome

Tadao Apr 25th, 2010 11:31 PM

sup niggas

Esuohlim Apr 25th, 2010 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 681898)
What's new with you guys

Willie is possibly dead :(

Fathom Zero Apr 25th, 2010 11:46 PM

He moved. I think.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2010 11:51 PM

What? No way. :(

Grislygus Apr 25th, 2010 11:52 PM

So yesterday I basically just showed up at a life-drawing class already in progress at the college and started drawing, nobody said shit.

The funny part is that one of the seniors in the class was the same senior that was assisting in my portfolio development class, she recognized me and kept coming over to look at what I was drawing; she particularly liked this one;



and said that it was "SO PRETTY", except when she came over to take a look the only thing that I had drawn so far was the model's lower back and ass, so the moral of the story is that my drawings of women can make a straight girl think another woman's ass is SO PRETTY, which could probably prove to be the greatest superpower ever

Grislygus Apr 25th, 2010 11:54 PM

Wait a second, there's already a conversation going on in here n/m so back on topic if everybody claps their hands and believes in Willie he'll come back to life :(

Fathom Zero Apr 25th, 2010 11:56 PM

FACEBOOK DETECTIVERY helped me find that out.

Pub Lover Apr 25th, 2010 11:59 PM

Willie ain't dead, you twits. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Apr 26th, 2010 12:00 AM

:pagebrak

Sam Apr 26th, 2010 12:01 AM

WILLIE WON'T EVER DIE

Tadao Apr 26th, 2010 12:05 AM

He's playing possum.

elx Apr 26th, 2010 12:12 AM

OPOSSUM

elx Apr 26th, 2010 12:14 AM

you did really well with the above the neck stuff, grislygus!

Tadao Apr 26th, 2010 12:15 AM

Her legs are gross.

Fathom Zero Apr 26th, 2010 12:44 AM

feet like werewolf footpads

Seven Force Apr 26th, 2010 12:51 AM

ugh, hell no

Grislygus Apr 26th, 2010 01:11 AM

okay you people are losing sight of the superpower I recieved after being bitten by a radioactive bisexual woman who escaped the museum display case she was being housed in and the awesome responsibility that it entails

Sam Apr 26th, 2010 01:18 AM

ugh werewolf feet

Tadao Apr 26th, 2010 01:30 AM

After you got praise, did you feel like you didn't need to continue doing a decent job?

Fathom Zero Apr 26th, 2010 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Some Review on Netflix
The star of this movie, Kane Hodder, has the biggest neck I've ever seen on any many. It is worth renting to check out his neck. This movie wasn't even closely accurate to the real story but do check out this guy's neck.

:lol

Seven Force Apr 26th, 2010 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 681934)
okay you people are losing sight of the superpower I recieved after being bitten by a radioactive bisexual woman who escaped the museum display case she was being housed in and the awesome responsibility that it entails

sounds like you're tryin too hard chief why dontcha take a break

Seven Force Apr 26th, 2010 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 681935)
ugh werewolf feet

ugh, for real

elx Apr 26th, 2010 01:39 AM

did you give her back rolls?

Tadao Apr 26th, 2010 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 681911)


Let's have another gander.

Tadao Apr 26th, 2010 01:45 AM

I think she has a cast on her right calf.

Emu Apr 26th, 2010 02:11 AM

Is that Sarah Palin

Tadao Apr 26th, 2010 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 681434)
I'm watching Donnie Darko and GUESS WHAT SCENE I FORGOT ABOUT

goddamit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 681436)
the one with him jerking off under hypnosis?


Grislygus Apr 26th, 2010 02:21 AM

WHY ARE MY POSTS NOT BEING POSTED STUPID FUCKING PHONE

if this gets through send a rescue team I AM UNABLE TONM COMMUNICATE

Grislygus Apr 26th, 2010 02:24 AM

I CAN'T SAY THE JOKE NOW THE TIMING IS RUINED >:>:>:>:

Grislygus Apr 26th, 2010 02:25 AM

>:

Tadao Apr 26th, 2010 02:27 AM

You know what people I really hate? The people who quote the post directly above every fucking time. Why would they do that? Are the stupid? Yes they are.

Grislygus Apr 26th, 2010 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 681937)
After you got praise, did you feel like you didn't need to continue doing a decent job?

:( dude we had all of ten minutes

Tadao Apr 26th, 2010 02:32 AM

so that's a yes then.

Grislygus Apr 26th, 2010 02:35 AM

GODDAMN DELAY I'M GOING TO OFFICE SPACE THIS PHONE COPIER STYLE

Grislygus Apr 26th, 2010 02:40 AM

bullSHIT "yes" i only got to render the legs and head in the last two minutes






which still reflects badly one me because it shows exactly how shitty my time management is :( EVERYONE THAT ISN'T ME CAN GO TO HELL

Grislygus Apr 26th, 2010 02:44 AM

LOADING

LOADING

CONNECTING

LOADING

"POSTING"










"PLEASE WAIT"

Tadao Apr 26th, 2010 02:45 AM

:pagebrak

Zhukov Apr 26th, 2010 07:10 AM

What is this part here?


Esuohlim Apr 26th, 2010 09:58 AM

That appears to be a buttock :posh

The Leader Apr 26th, 2010 12:53 PM

The left one to be precise, along with part of the back.

Fathom Zero Apr 26th, 2010 04:03 PM

The shadow from the arm makes it looks weird.

BUT THE MAN DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TIME, GUYS

Grislygus Apr 26th, 2010 05:46 PM

you shoulda seen the five minute ones :x

Tadao Apr 26th, 2010 05:51 PM

Did the model have mud flaps?

Grislygus Apr 26th, 2010 05:56 PM

She was... slightly masculine.

Tadao Apr 26th, 2010 06:00 PM

sexy masculine or fat fratboy (chojin) masculine.

Grislygus Apr 26th, 2010 06:14 PM

Masculine as in bikers would want to pay her to wrestle "sexy" trailer trash ladies in dive bars, but wouldn't really want her to be the one getting pinned

Pub Lover Apr 26th, 2010 06:26 PM

I think you did a good job, Gus. :)

Pub Lover Apr 26th, 2010 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 681971)
isn't that a kilt?

Something like that.
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 681971)
wait a second i thought you were a chick ;/

I am. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 681974)
You must get a nice breeze down there =3

I wouldn't call the icy southern wind's needle fingers 'nice'. :x
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 681978)
You look a lot different to how I remember.

I had to change my identity. :eek

elx Apr 26th, 2010 07:31 PM

skype bowling is rigged

Pentegarn Apr 26th, 2010 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 682026)
Did the model have mud flaps?

You talking about mudflaps?

My girls got em :lol

Colonel Flagg Apr 26th, 2010 10:21 PM

I met her on Monday, now that was a Fun Day

(you know what I mean)

Kitsa Apr 26th, 2010 10:23 PM

What, your metabolisms never slowed down?

:(

Dammit, now that movie has fucked with my head and I'm completely and utterly depressed. It's only the second movie I've ever wished I could un-watch.

elx Apr 26th, 2010 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 682072)
DEAR WIFFLES, WILL YOU BE MY VICE PRESIDENT? YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE VICE PRESIDENT TO THE PERSON WHO WAS GOING TO WIN PRESIDENT. WHICH IS ME, NOT ELX.

-Sam

THAT'S IT SAMANTHA. YOU KNEW I WANTED TO HAVE A TEAM BUT MY TEAM WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT WIFFLES; YOU KNOW THAT SHES TOO NICE TO SAY NO TO YOU SO YOU HAD TO GO AND RUIN IT JUST LIKE YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.

I ALSO WANTED GRISLYGUS AS OUR CAMPAIGN MANAGER BECAUSE HE COULD MAKE US COOl POSTERS BUT THAT'S IN THE PAST. THANKS A lOT BRO. JUST YOU AND ME NOW. STARTING AT THIS MOMENT I WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE YOU SITTING PRETTY IN THIS HERE CHAT THREAD CHASING YOUR GOD DARN RAINBOWS AND FOREVER SPOILING THE DREAMS OF LITTLE GIRLS. PREPARE FOR COMBAT, GIRD UP YOUR LOINS AND FULL STEAM AHEAD, IT'S BATTLE TIME!!!!!


AND I HAVE SOME BAR-B-QUE'N TO DO.


MUCH LOVE AND HAPPINESS,
elx
-THE SOON TO BE CLASS PRESIDENT OF I-MOCKERY FORUMS-

San Apr 26th, 2010 11:17 PM

YOU'RE SO RIGHT BEAUTIFUL BRILLIANT ELX, YOU DESERVE TO BE CLASS PRESIDENT OF I-MOCKERY FORUMS SO I HEREBY WITHDRAWAL MY CANDIDACY.


ALSO I SMELL TERRIBLE AND I LIKE TO KISS MEN.

elx Apr 26th, 2010 11:19 PM

aww thanks sam, i'm glad you've come to your senses. i graciously accept this title with the promise that i will not let you all down!

Colonel Flagg Apr 26th, 2010 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 682081)
What, your metabolisms never slowed down?

:(

Dammit, now that movie has fucked with my head and I'm completely and utterly depressed. It's only the second movie I've ever wished I could un-watch.

FWIW, I eat less than I did in school, but I still eat pretty much what I want, and my BMI is hovering around 25. For my age, that's pretty good. I could stand to lose about 10 pounds, though. :(

As far as movie mind-rapes go, though, the killer hair is still giving me some wierd thoughts that won't go away easily. :( On the flip side, I convinced my Dad to watch TIST in its entirety, and he admitted that, once he realized it was satire, it was pretty funny.

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by San (Post 682091)
YOU'RE SO RIGHT BEAUTIFUL BRILLIANT ELX, YOU DESERVE TO BE CLASS PRESIDENT OF I-MOCKERY FORUMS SO I HEREBY WITHDRAWAL MY CANDIDACY.


ALSO I SMELL TERRIBLE AND I LIKE TO KISS MEN.

ONE OPPONENT DOWN NOW THAT SAN IS OUT OF THE WAY AND HAS COME OUT ABOUT HIS HOMOSEXUALITY AND BODY ODOR. I AM ONE STOP CLOSER TO CLOSING THE DOOR ON THIS LANDSLIDE VICTORY FOR SAM, AFTER I CRUSH ELX.

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 02:23 AM

Well it's a shame that San had to pull out, but now that the anti-elx vote is no longer split I think that there will be a surge in Sam popularity.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2010 02:24 AM

KISS HER ON THE NAPE OF THE NECK

elx Apr 27th, 2010 02:47 AM

too late i already accepted my title. better luck in three years, samantha!

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 02:49 AM

That's cute, but my title is much more offical sounding and indicating of the victory I had achieved as Official I-Mockery Class President. Better luck in 3 years, maybe girls will be allowed to vote by then.

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 02:56 AM

I guess it's a tie, and the only way to win a tie is to post pictures of your legs and let the community vote on who has the best.

It's been done this way for generations.

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 02:57 AM

I knew Zhukov only voted for me because I am a sexual object to him

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:01 AM

sam has hairy ginger giraffe legs, so i win again

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 03:02 AM

Sam, if I wanted to see your legs I would create some kind of outlandish reason that would make it so you had to show them to me, or else lose this class presidency. :rolleyes:

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:06 AM

I have beautiful presidential legs that I use to make this board a better place for everyone.

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:07 AM

prove it!

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 03:08 AM

Let's see 'em them.

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:11 AM

They are similar to this:



EXCEPT MUCH MORE ERGONOMIC

Tadao Apr 27th, 2010 03:13 AM

IS HE HALF DRUM?

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:14 AM

hey sam maybe you could be the lunch lady

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:15 AM

hey elx maybe you could be the lunchy lady because as a woman it is your job to cook food and thats it

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:16 AM

OH AND MAKE BABIES

Tadao Apr 27th, 2010 03:17 AM

PUT ON THE BLUE SUIT JACKET

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:17 AM

NO MY JOB AS THE PRESIDENT IS JUST TO KISS BABIES AND THEN HAND THEM BACK

just as it should be

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:19 AM

SEEE, IT'S ALL A BIG ATTENTION WHORING FOR YOU

I AM IN IT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE

I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THE ISSUES

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 03:19 AM

Well I guess Sam wins since I see no other competition.

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:21 AM

Thank you Zhukov, we all know Tasmanians are political geniuses and I accept the proclamation from my OFFICIAL TASMANIAN DIPLOMAT.

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:21 AM

but i showed my legs at least three times to this forum already thank you :(

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:21 AM

Shows how good THEY were :rolleyes

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:22 AM

THEREFORE I AM MORE TRUSTED AND OPEN AND HONEST

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 682152)
Well I guess Sam wins since I see no other competition.

THIS IS ALL THAT MATTERS, SWEETCAKES.

TAKE IT TO THE LUNCH LADY ROOM. >:

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 682155)
but i showed my legs at least three times to this forum already thank you :(

I only remember ONCE and that time it wasn't the best view. You have to do it again.


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