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Both Miami Vice and VCRs? :eek
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Finland is ranked number 1 for 'prosperity' in the world. Australia is 6th and the USA is 9th.
http://www.prosperity.com/rankings.aspx |
I miss the days of VHS :(
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anybody else get spam in their inbox?
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all the freakin' time, with read receipt requests.
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FEET
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Yes I have returned...for now. Lenor says hello
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FUCK THAT BITCH
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FEET
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I tried Esuohlim, I tried...
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and her feet
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SON YOU GOTTA LAY THAT BITCH DOWN AND GIVE HER A GOOD THROAT MASSAGE WITH YOUR DICK + CUM
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What's new with you guys
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i -mockery you will be my friend for the next week, hooray!
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You're welcome
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sup niggas
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He moved. I think.
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What? No way. :(
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So yesterday I basically just showed up at a life-drawing class already in progress at the college and started drawing, nobody said shit.
The funny part is that one of the seniors in the class was the same senior that was assisting in my portfolio development class, she recognized me and kept coming over to look at what I was drawing; she particularly liked this one; ![]() and said that it was "SO PRETTY", except when she came over to take a look the only thing that I had drawn so far was the model's lower back and ass, so the moral of the story is that my drawings of women can make a straight girl think another woman's ass is SO PRETTY, which could probably prove to be the greatest superpower ever |
Wait a second, there's already a conversation going on in here n/m so back on topic if everybody claps their hands and believes in Willie he'll come back to life :(
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FACEBOOK DETECTIVERY helped me find that out.
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Willie ain't dead, you twits. :rolleyes
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:pagebrak
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WILLIE WON'T EVER DIE
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He's playing possum.
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OPOSSUM
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you did really well with the above the neck stuff, grislygus!
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Her legs are gross.
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feet like werewolf footpads
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ugh, hell no
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okay you people are losing sight of the superpower I recieved after being bitten by a radioactive bisexual woman who escaped the museum display case she was being housed in and the awesome responsibility that it entails
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ugh werewolf feet
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After you got praise, did you feel like you didn't need to continue doing a decent job?
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did you give her back rolls?
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I think she has a cast on her right calf.
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Is that Sarah Palin
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WHY ARE MY POSTS NOT BEING POSTED STUPID FUCKING PHONE
if this gets through send a rescue team I AM UNABLE TONM COMMUNICATE |
I CAN'T SAY THE JOKE NOW THE TIMING IS RUINED >:>:>:>:
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You know what people I really hate? The people who quote the post directly above every fucking time. Why would they do that? Are the stupid? Yes they are.
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so that's a yes then.
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GODDAMN DELAY I'M GOING TO OFFICE SPACE THIS PHONE COPIER STYLE
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bullSHIT "yes" i only got to render the legs and head in the last two minutes
which still reflects badly one me because it shows exactly how shitty my time management is :( EVERYONE THAT ISN'T ME CAN GO TO HELL |
LOADING
LOADING CONNECTING LOADING "POSTING" "PLEASE WAIT" |
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What is this part here?
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That appears to be a buttock :posh
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The left one to be precise, along with part of the back.
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The shadow from the arm makes it looks weird.
BUT THE MAN DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TIME, GUYS |
you shoulda seen the five minute ones :x
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Did the model have mud flaps?
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She was... slightly masculine.
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sexy masculine or fat fratboy (chojin) masculine.
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Masculine as in bikers would want to pay her to wrestle "sexy" trailer trash ladies in dive bars, but wouldn't really want her to be the one getting pinned
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I think you did a good job, Gus. :)
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skype bowling is rigged
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My girls got em :lol |
I met her on Monday, now that was a Fun Day
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What, your metabolisms never slowed down?
:( Dammit, now that movie has fucked with my head and I'm completely and utterly depressed. It's only the second movie I've ever wished I could un-watch. |
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I ALSO WANTED GRISLYGUS AS OUR CAMPAIGN MANAGER BECAUSE HE COULD MAKE US COOl POSTERS BUT THAT'S IN THE PAST. THANKS A lOT BRO. JUST YOU AND ME NOW. STARTING AT THIS MOMENT I WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE YOU SITTING PRETTY IN THIS HERE CHAT THREAD CHASING YOUR GOD DARN RAINBOWS AND FOREVER SPOILING THE DREAMS OF LITTLE GIRLS. PREPARE FOR COMBAT, GIRD UP YOUR LOINS AND FULL STEAM AHEAD, IT'S BATTLE TIME!!!!! AND I HAVE SOME BAR-B-QUE'N TO DO. MUCH LOVE AND HAPPINESS, elx -THE SOON TO BE CLASS PRESIDENT OF I-MOCKERY FORUMS- |
YOU'RE SO RIGHT BEAUTIFUL BRILLIANT ELX, YOU DESERVE TO BE CLASS PRESIDENT OF I-MOCKERY FORUMS SO I HEREBY WITHDRAWAL MY CANDIDACY.
ALSO I SMELL TERRIBLE AND I LIKE TO KISS MEN. |
aww thanks sam, i'm glad you've come to your senses. i graciously accept this title with the promise that i will not let you all down!
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As far as movie mind-rapes go, though, the killer hair is still giving me some wierd thoughts that won't go away easily. :( On the flip side, I convinced my Dad to watch TIST in its entirety, and he admitted that, once he realized it was satire, it was pretty funny. |
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Well it's a shame that San had to pull out, but now that the anti-elx vote is no longer split I think that there will be a surge in Sam popularity.
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KISS HER ON THE NAPE OF THE NECK
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too late i already accepted my title. better luck in three years, samantha!
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That's cute, but my title is much more offical sounding and indicating of the victory I had achieved as Official I-Mockery Class President. Better luck in 3 years, maybe girls will be allowed to vote by then.
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I guess it's a tie, and the only way to win a tie is to post pictures of your legs and let the community vote on who has the best.
It's been done this way for generations. |
I knew Zhukov only voted for me because I am a sexual object to him
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sam has hairy ginger giraffe legs, so i win again
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Sam, if I wanted to see your legs I would create some kind of outlandish reason that would make it so you had to show them to me, or else lose this class presidency. :rolleyes:
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I have beautiful presidential legs that I use to make this board a better place for everyone.
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prove it!
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Let's see 'em them.
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They are similar to this:
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IS HE HALF DRUM?
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hey sam maybe you could be the lunch lady
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hey elx maybe you could be the lunchy lady because as a woman it is your job to cook food and thats it
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OH AND MAKE BABIES
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PUT ON THE BLUE SUIT JACKET
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NO MY JOB AS THE PRESIDENT IS JUST TO KISS BABIES AND THEN HAND THEM BACK
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SEEE, IT'S ALL A BIG ATTENTION WHORING FOR YOU
I AM IN IT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THE ISSUES |
Well I guess Sam wins since I see no other competition.
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Thank you Zhukov, we all know Tasmanians are political geniuses and I accept the proclamation from my OFFICIAL TASMANIAN DIPLOMAT.
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but i showed my legs at least three times to this forum already thank you :(
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Shows how good THEY were :rolleyes
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THEREFORE I AM MORE TRUSTED AND OPEN AND HONEST
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TAKE IT TO THE LUNCH LADY ROOM. >: |
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