As of 10:00 pm EST 4/5/06, I have 575 posts!

I have a title.

If I change my avatar only 4 more times the internet will finally explode.

I slept my way through comedy school, and I still failed.

I tell it like it is. I'm a straight-shooter. I call it as I see it.

I brownnose people who mildly support me, and go hobocrazy on those who don't. But doing this makes my mom happy because I stopped touching myself and leaving cum-starched socks in the laundyr hamper.

I Like to see people in pain

I weighed less than 3 pounds at birth and I was choking on my umbilacal cord when I came out. I am trapped inside of my own brain.

I need to get to the store to buy some body oil but I can't fit through my door frame anymore :(

hey-eh.

I can't stop getting pregnant!

i'm a chocolate snob.

Beware, mockers! Make the slightest grammatical mistake, and I WILL make you cry.

If eating exotic animals was a job, I'd be Donald Trump and fire the rest of your sorry beef-n-chicken-eating asses.

I secretly wonder if posting in this thread will make me popular, and then I remember that I posted in the thread about that club with the really long acronym and then I feel bad.

I'm awesome

I'm hot

I'm a tick! :)

I'm the size of a tick!

I wish somebody would buy my bow tie!!

Look at me!

I am bland.

I was told I wasn't allowed to play in this thread anymore.

I have a girlfriend in my mind.

I'm allowing plenty of time between posts. That was the warning. Two mintues and nobody has posted yet.

There's meat curtains where my pussy should be.