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darkvare Apr 23rd, 2008 04:37 PM

the love keeps coming new splatter house planed
 
i know some of you loved this game so here are the news

http://www.gametrailers.com/viewnews.php?id=5826

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3167518

Zomboid Apr 23rd, 2008 05:10 PM

That is fucking great news. I just got wood.

Zombinatrix Apr 25th, 2008 02:37 AM

Don't worry some dumbass developer will find a way to butcher this classic.

Guitar Woman Apr 25th, 2008 10:14 AM

I hope it doesn't control like a CD-i game this time!

Dr. Boogie Apr 25th, 2008 12:25 PM

Dude, I totally know what you mean!




Nah, I'm just kidding. I have no clue what you're talking about. Good bait.

Grislygus Apr 25th, 2008 03:13 PM

Probably his way of saying that it had bad controls, which, if that's the case, really reminds me of how my little brother complains bitterly about how there's "just no perspective" when I can convince him to play any older game, then proceeds to suck at them

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 25th, 2008 05:16 PM

Well, I think they did a decent job when they remade ghouls and ghosts as Maximo a number of years ago. Maybe that's just one good example though.

Zomboid Apr 25th, 2008 05:22 PM

You're doing a marvelous job at being terrible gw. Keep it up.

I reeeeeeally hope that they don't skimp on the gore in this. I don't see that being a problem when you compare it to some of the recent games, but splatterhouse always went above and beyond.

Chojin Apr 25th, 2008 05:30 PM

Take it from the only person here that owns both splatterhouse and a CD-i - comparing splatterhouse's controls to games like Link: The Faces Of Evil is totally justifiable, if a little mean.

The world seems neat enough, though, and a new splatterhouse for 360 might even interest me to the point of a purchase :eek

Fathom Zero May 2nd, 2008 06:23 PM


Zomboid May 2nd, 2008 06:40 PM

HOLY SHIT :eek

darkvare May 2nd, 2008 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 553118)

amazingly bloody :love

stitchfan626 May 3rd, 2008 01:42 AM

i just hope they bring back Splatterhouse's ultimate weapon: the shotgun

Nick May 3rd, 2008 01:18 PM

More shirt ripping GOODNESS.

LordSappington May 3rd, 2008 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 553118)

Damn, that's already strike one in my book. The quickest way to ruin a classic game is to make a 3D remake. Just look at Sonic.
I'm afraid.

Grislygus May 5th, 2008 06:42 PM

Oh my God, that looks like a souped up CarnEvil :love

MattJack May 5th, 2008 06:51 PM

I remember when I was in 2nd grade and I rented Splatter House.

I put it on the kitchen table and my mom saw it. It was right around the time when they introduced ratings for games, and so of course she flipped out like Kyle's mom.

"WHAT WHAT WHAT!!! MATTHEW! YOU AREN'T OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY THIS!!!!"

Guess what. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY THIS ONE MOM, I HOPE YOU ARE READING THIS. BI*CH.

BurntToShreds May 5th, 2008 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 553265)
Damn, that's already strike one in my book. The quickest way to ruin a classic game is to make a 3D remake. Just look at Sonic.
I'm afraid.


-Mario 64
-Maximo
-Ninja Gaiden
-Shinobi
-Ocarina of Time & all the rest
-Metroid Prime

LordSappington May 7th, 2008 07:36 PM

For the record, Metroid Prime sucks ass compared to the rest.
And I do believe I made what we call an 'exaggeration'. But, look at the battle record, there are WAY more shitty 3D remakes than good ones. Like Bubsy. And how about (well, controversially) Castlevania 64?

Fathom Zero May 7th, 2008 07:40 PM

Bubsy 3D was a remake?

Of Bubsy 3D?

Zomboid May 7th, 2008 08:47 PM

CV 64 WAS FUN

darkvare May 7th, 2008 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 554139)
For the record, Metroid Prime sucks ass compared to the rest.
And I do believe I made what we call an 'exaggeration'. But, look at the battle record, there are WAY more shitty 3D remakes than good ones. Like Bubsy. And how about (well, controversially) Castlevania 64?


i don't like you anymore :< and i hope this game rocks so you shut up

Zomboid May 7th, 2008 09:26 PM

oh jesus. Why are you doing that too? :<

darkvare May 8th, 2008 12:28 AM

doing what? :<

Chojin May 8th, 2008 02:12 AM

Making the CHOJIN FACE :< :< :< :M

Zomboid May 8th, 2008 03:27 AM

I don't know if he was seriously asking or not.

darkvare May 8th, 2008 01:08 PM

i think we need splaterhouse smileys

Sacks May 8th, 2008 01:49 PM

Chojin you better wipe your name off this face because I've been using it for years now :<

Chojin May 8th, 2008 03:05 PM

i stole the :< fair and square from mew in like 2001

Dr. Boogie May 8th, 2008 04:07 PM

I love Splatterhouse, but I can't say I'm optimistic about this game.

From the shots I saw in EGM, it looks like they're just taking Rick and putting him in some generic 3d world to beat up monsters. It looks like they're completely abandoning the scary settings from the original series.

Nevertheless, it could still be good, I suppose. We'll just have to wait and see.

darkvare May 8th, 2008 09:56 PM

optimism should be the last thing to lose

Chojin May 8th, 2008 10:20 PM

If they plane this game enough I don't see how it could fail.

executioneer May 8th, 2008 11:49 PM

it'll definitely help work out the bumps

Dr. Boogie May 12th, 2008 12:09 PM

But what about the turbulence?

Grislygus May 12th, 2008 01:11 PM

They can smooth that over

Nick May 12th, 2008 01:50 PM

It's a remake. Splatterhouse doesn't need a remake, it needs a sequel. :(


Sacks May 12th, 2008 03:38 PM

Does anyone else think about Pantera when they look at him?

Dr. Boogie May 12th, 2008 06:24 PM

Only because of the jean shorts.

Nick May 13th, 2008 02:48 PM

Wah, I don't like the new mask. :(

Sacks May 13th, 2008 05:53 PM

It looks like it did with less red. What don't you like about it?

LordSappington May 13th, 2008 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 555414)
It's a remake. Splatterhouse doesn't need a remake, it needs a sequel. :(

There are already two sequels, and one obnoxious chibi version. A remake is about all that's left.

Sacks May 13th, 2008 08:11 PM

A remake would probably give more life to the franchise than a sequel no one would understand.

Nick May 13th, 2008 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 555663)
A remake would probably give more life to the franchise than a sequel no one would understand.

A family man kicking ass is better than a dork kicking ass.

Sacks May 13th, 2008 09:57 PM

Plenty of family men wear cut off jean shorts!

HickMan May 13th, 2008 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 555431)
Does anyone else think about Pantera when they look at him?

I always think about Pantera. RIP DIMEBAG

Zomboid May 14th, 2008 12:31 AM

RIP BRAW NEVA 4GIT

HickMan May 14th, 2008 04:10 AM

MONEY FO NOTHIN'.
CHICKS FO FREE.

I loved the original splatterhouse games. Can't wait to see what they pull off!

Dr. Boogie May 14th, 2008 04:25 PM

As long as they keep the grotesque monsters and imagery, I'll call it a success.

LordSappington May 14th, 2008 10:40 PM

.... yeah, no matter how much I'll diss its flaws, I'll probably end up buying it.
On another note, did anyone else hate the phantom as much as I did? Hated that bastard.

Nick May 14th, 2008 11:12 PM

The goofy smile on the new mask is far too similar to this.


Zomboid May 15th, 2008 12:14 AM

Looks pretty much exactly like the mask from splatterhouse 3. I don't see why you're whining about it.

Nick May 15th, 2008 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 555877)
Looks pretty much exactly like the mask from splatterhouse 3. I don't see why you're whining about it.

Yes, exactly the same.




Grislygus May 16th, 2008 01:13 PM

I forgot how badly the cover art sucked on the second one

Zomboid May 16th, 2008 02:21 PM

Yeah, and I don't remember there being Xenomorphs from the alien movies showing up.

Nick May 16th, 2008 06:37 PM

I love how his mask is kept on by tiny little skeleton hands. d:3

darkvare Jun 2nd, 2008 12:52 AM

just an update with a new article
http://www.gametrailers.com/viewnews.php?id=5992

Dr. Boogie Jun 2nd, 2008 12:37 PM

I maintain that I'm looking forward to it, but I'm still wary. Part of what made the monsters scary in the previous games was that they were so bizarre-looking (a mound of fat with an enormous mouth, a some kind of aborted fetus attached to a rope, etc), but in these few bits of media that I've seen, they look more like the standard fare for monsters.

And I swear I saw what looked like a jumping puzzle.

Sacks Jun 2nd, 2008 12:59 PM

Well as boring as the monsters may be, this game looks like it's going to be amazing to look at.

Darmy647 Jun 2nd, 2008 10:18 PM

Im interested to see how the whicker man he goes up against goes. I heard its sort of shadow of the colossus kind of boss battles.

Nick Jun 4th, 2008 01:17 AM

As long as they can restart the franchise, and improve in the sequels, I'll be happy.

Nick Nov 16th, 2008 12:18 AM

According to this new issue of Gamepro, instead of having a life gauge your body just gets ripped to shreds.

BLEU Nov 16th, 2008 02:42 PM

I hope there are multiple endings like in SplatterHouse 3. And that it has that same feeling claustophobia and sheer grossness.

My little sister was trying to play SH3 and she had to stop after the first level because the monsters were making her nauseous. It was the baby bird ones in the second level that bothered her the most. :x

Nick Nov 16th, 2008 11:04 PM

What a wuss.

Zomboid Nov 18th, 2008 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLEU (Post 594451)
I hope there are multiple endings like in SplatterHouse 3. And that it has that same feeling claustophobia and sheer grossness.

My little sister was trying to play SH3 and she had to stop after the first level because the monsters were making her nauseous. It was the baby bird ones in the second level that bothered her the most. :x

What the fuck are baby bird monsters? You mean the screaming mimis?

Dr. Boogie Nov 18th, 2008 02:58 PM

He means the ones that shoot their tongues at you and try to slide along the floor to hit you.

Nick Nov 18th, 2008 07:45 PM

That sounds like exactly like a baby bird.

Zomboid Nov 18th, 2008 08:05 PM

Nevermind the fact that half their fucking head is teeth and JAW.

Nick Nov 18th, 2008 08:10 PM

What point of exactly like a bird did you not understand?

Dr. Boogie Nov 18th, 2008 08:23 PM

I guess their arms are folded up like little wings, but still, your sister needs glasses.

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 08:36 PM

AND A PAIR OF NUTS.

Nick Nov 18th, 2008 09:33 PM

OH SNAP SON!




Also, how you plane a Splatterhouse.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 12:39 PM

Now now, we already figured that out in a brainstorming session

BLEU Nov 19th, 2008 06:10 PM

Well fuck, I don't know what they're supposed to be! But they look the most like a baby bird to me so that's what I identify them as. Sorry. :\





Is there really zero similarity between the two? The dude who runs the West Mansion describes them as "antlike," though, so I guess it's subjective because I don't see that AT ALL.

Zomboid Nov 19th, 2008 07:12 PM

He describes them as ant-like? That's what I always thought too, though admittedly, I don't know why.

MrSmiley381 Nov 24th, 2008 03:08 PM

If they don't mess this game up, I will be happy.

If they mess this game up, I might buy it anyway.

Keeping that in mind, Splatterhouse is the one franchise where I can say that every game, including the Famicom spinoff, was inherently good. No shameless cashing-in ever seemed apparent to me.

Nick Nov 24th, 2008 03:11 PM

I just hope this doesn't turn out like Golden Axe did.

BLEU Nov 27th, 2008 10:32 AM

There's a new Golden Axe? :eek

Grislygus Dec 1st, 2008 12:00 PM

In that shitty Sega Ages deal

Dr. Boogie Dec 1st, 2008 01:51 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_Rider

Nick Dec 22nd, 2008 06:46 PM





Now I am interested.

Dr. Boogie Dec 22nd, 2008 09:21 PM

The environments remind me of Shadowman.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 22nd, 2008 09:34 PM

That's a bad thing then right?

Zomboid Dec 22nd, 2008 10:18 PM

Seems like it's too dark and gloomy. Splatterhouse 3 looks like the game that they're gonna imitate here, and that one had room after room that were all brightly lit.

Dr. Boogie Dec 23rd, 2008 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 603523)
That's a bad thing then right?

More to do with the style than the quality of the graphics. Shadowman had some dilapidated areas with architecture made of bones and skin and such, and some areas with a more industrial feel, with more ironworks and such, but all of it with a certain amount of age showing.

Nick Jan 13th, 2009 03:08 AM









More screens!

Grislygus Jan 13th, 2009 03:22 PM

Zombie athletic department?

Nick Jan 13th, 2009 08:21 PM

Zombie Jocks?!

Nick Apr 18th, 2009 10:10 AM

This comes out in 10 days, who is gonna play it.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 18th, 2009 11:08 AM

I'm going to rent it and check it out.

Sacks Apr 18th, 2009 05:41 PM

Is this xbox or Ps3 or what? I need to know which one of my friends to start pressuring into buying this.

bigtimecow Apr 19th, 2009 12:12 PM

...i thought this game got cancelled

Nick Apr 19th, 2009 06:22 PM

Nope! :)

darkvare Apr 19th, 2009 09:24 PM

sega just took development form surge

Nick Apr 30th, 2009 03:09 AM

The release date has been pushed back apparently.

Dimnos Apr 9th, 2010 11:02 AM

What nigga?!

Quote:

Namco Bandai's long-delayed current-gen Splatterhouse reboot is making its way slowly but surely to consoles, and it may come with an added bonus -- three of the original games.
http://www.destructoid.com/splatterh...s-170483.phtml

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2010 03:03 PM

Holy smegging shit

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2010 03:06 PM

And the original ISN'T the toned-down saturn version? :eek

Dude, even if that's a steaming pile of shit, I'm buying it

Dimnos Apr 9th, 2010 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 680066)
And the original ISN'T the toned-down saturn version? :eek


Nope! Unedited Jap version. :rock

Zomboid Apr 13th, 2010 12:19 PM

Shiiiit yeah, son! My desktop wallpaper is a promo still for the new game. I'm pumped :O

darkvare Apr 13th, 2010 06:00 PM

wich still?


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