the love keeps coming new splatter house planed
i know some of you loved this game so here are the news
http://www.gametrailers.com/viewnews.php?id=5826 http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3167518 |
That is fucking great news. I just got wood.
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Don't worry some dumbass developer will find a way to butcher this classic.
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I hope it doesn't control like a CD-i game this time!
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Dude, I totally know what you mean!
Nah, I'm just kidding. I have no clue what you're talking about. Good bait. |
Probably his way of saying that it had bad controls, which, if that's the case, really reminds me of how my little brother complains bitterly about how there's "just no perspective" when I can convince him to play any older game, then proceeds to suck at them
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Well, I think they did a decent job when they remade ghouls and ghosts as Maximo a number of years ago. Maybe that's just one good example though.
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You're doing a marvelous job at being terrible gw. Keep it up.
I reeeeeeally hope that they don't skimp on the gore in this. I don't see that being a problem when you compare it to some of the recent games, but splatterhouse always went above and beyond. |
Take it from the only person here that owns both splatterhouse and a CD-i - comparing splatterhouse's controls to games like Link: The Faces Of Evil is totally justifiable, if a little mean.
The world seems neat enough, though, and a new splatterhouse for 360 might even interest me to the point of a purchase :eek |
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HOLY SHIT :eek
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i just hope they bring back Splatterhouse's ultimate weapon: the shotgun
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More shirt ripping GOODNESS.
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I'm afraid. |
Oh my God, that looks like a souped up CarnEvil :love
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I remember when I was in 2nd grade and I rented Splatter House.
I put it on the kitchen table and my mom saw it. It was right around the time when they introduced ratings for games, and so of course she flipped out like Kyle's mom. "WHAT WHAT WHAT!!! MATTHEW! YOU AREN'T OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY THIS!!!!" Guess what. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY THIS ONE MOM, I HOPE YOU ARE READING THIS. BI*CH. |
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-Mario 64 -Maximo -Ninja Gaiden -Shinobi -Ocarina of Time & all the rest -Metroid Prime |
For the record, Metroid Prime sucks ass compared to the rest.
And I do believe I made what we call an 'exaggeration'. But, look at the battle record, there are WAY more shitty 3D remakes than good ones. Like Bubsy. And how about (well, controversially) Castlevania 64? |
Bubsy 3D was a remake?
Of Bubsy 3D? |
CV 64 WAS FUN
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i don't like you anymore :< and i hope this game rocks so you shut up |
oh jesus. Why are you doing that too? :<
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doing what? :<
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Making the CHOJIN FACE :< :< :< :M
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I don't know if he was seriously asking or not.
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i think we need splaterhouse smileys
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Chojin you better wipe your name off this face because I've been using it for years now :<
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i stole the :< fair and square from mew in like 2001
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I love Splatterhouse, but I can't say I'm optimistic about this game.
From the shots I saw in EGM, it looks like they're just taking Rick and putting him in some generic 3d world to beat up monsters. It looks like they're completely abandoning the scary settings from the original series. Nevertheless, it could still be good, I suppose. We'll just have to wait and see. |
optimism should be the last thing to lose
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If they plane this game enough I don't see how it could fail.
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it'll definitely help work out the bumps
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But what about the turbulence?
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They can smooth that over
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It's a remake. Splatterhouse doesn't need a remake, it needs a sequel. :(
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Does anyone else think about Pantera when they look at him?
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Only because of the jean shorts.
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Wah, I don't like the new mask. :(
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It looks like it did with less red. What don't you like about it?
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A remake would probably give more life to the franchise than a sequel no one would understand.
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Plenty of family men wear cut off jean shorts!
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RIP BRAW NEVA 4GIT
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MONEY FO NOTHIN'.
CHICKS FO FREE. I loved the original splatterhouse games. Can't wait to see what they pull off! |
As long as they keep the grotesque monsters and imagery, I'll call it a success.
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.... yeah, no matter how much I'll diss its flaws, I'll probably end up buying it.
On another note, did anyone else hate the phantom as much as I did? Hated that bastard. |
The goofy smile on the new mask is far too similar to this.
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Looks pretty much exactly like the mask from splatterhouse 3. I don't see why you're whining about it.
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I forgot how badly the cover art sucked on the second one
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Yeah, and I don't remember there being Xenomorphs from the alien movies showing up.
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I love how his mask is kept on by tiny little skeleton hands. d:3
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just an update with a new article
http://www.gametrailers.com/viewnews.php?id=5992 |
I maintain that I'm looking forward to it, but I'm still wary. Part of what made the monsters scary in the previous games was that they were so bizarre-looking (a mound of fat with an enormous mouth, a some kind of aborted fetus attached to a rope, etc), but in these few bits of media that I've seen, they look more like the standard fare for monsters.
And I swear I saw what looked like a jumping puzzle. |
Well as boring as the monsters may be, this game looks like it's going to be amazing to look at.
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Im interested to see how the whicker man he goes up against goes. I heard its sort of shadow of the colossus kind of boss battles.
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As long as they can restart the franchise, and improve in the sequels, I'll be happy.
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According to this new issue of Gamepro, instead of having a life gauge your body just gets ripped to shreds.
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I hope there are multiple endings like in SplatterHouse 3. And that it has that same feeling claustophobia and sheer grossness.
My little sister was trying to play SH3 and she had to stop after the first level because the monsters were making her nauseous. It was the baby bird ones in the second level that bothered her the most. :x |
What a wuss.
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He means the ones that shoot their tongues at you and try to slide along the floor to hit you.
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That sounds like exactly like a baby bird.
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Nevermind the fact that half their fucking head is teeth and JAW.
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What point of exactly like a bird did you not understand?
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I guess their arms are folded up like little wings, but still, your sister needs glasses.
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AND A PAIR OF NUTS.
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OH SNAP SON!
Also, how you plane a Splatterhouse. |
Now now, we already figured that out in a brainstorming session
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Well fuck, I don't know what they're supposed to be! But they look the most like a baby bird to me so that's what I identify them as. Sorry. :\
Is there really zero similarity between the two? The dude who runs the West Mansion describes them as "antlike," though, so I guess it's subjective because I don't see that AT ALL. |
He describes them as ant-like? That's what I always thought too, though admittedly, I don't know why.
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If they don't mess this game up, I will be happy.
If they mess this game up, I might buy it anyway. Keeping that in mind, Splatterhouse is the one franchise where I can say that every game, including the Famicom spinoff, was inherently good. No shameless cashing-in ever seemed apparent to me. |
I just hope this doesn't turn out like Golden Axe did.
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There's a new Golden Axe? :eek
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In that shitty Sega Ages deal
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Now I am interested. |
The environments remind me of Shadowman.
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That's a bad thing then right?
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Seems like it's too dark and gloomy. Splatterhouse 3 looks like the game that they're gonna imitate here, and that one had room after room that were all brightly lit.
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More screens! |
Zombie athletic department?
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Zombie Jocks?!
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This comes out in 10 days, who is gonna play it.
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I'm going to rent it and check it out.
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Is this xbox or Ps3 or what? I need to know which one of my friends to start pressuring into buying this.
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...i thought this game got cancelled
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Nope! :)
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sega just took development form surge
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The release date has been pushed back apparently.
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What nigga?!
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Holy smegging shit
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And the original ISN'T the toned-down saturn version? :eek
Dude, even if that's a steaming pile of shit, I'm buying it |
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Nope! Unedited Jap version. :rock |
Shiiiit yeah, son! My desktop wallpaper is a promo still for the new game. I'm pumped :O
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wich still?
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