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Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2010 01:27 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2010 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 677543)
Ok so I got curious so I asked my friend about nanowires and got this:
12:03 PM Kevin: so i dont really know too much about nanowires, but nanotubes can do anything
12:05 PM we like them because they can be semiconducting or metallic, they have great transport along their length (good for shooting electrons around), one can make transparent conductors by degenerately doping the semiconducting tubes, we're also using them in solar cells with polymers
12:06 PM me: ok just got back from lab
12:07 PM ok so make me transparent aluminum
ugh you don't get star trak references
12:08 PM Kevin: but i guess people also like them because they have tensile strength and dont react away too easily, and people like using them for things like batteries and capacitors and i just read a paper on using them as guides for thermopower waves
chewie was in star trek too, right?
me: thermopower waves! :-o
12:09 PM that's so exciting that i'm gonna get lunch
seriously though that sounds cool what is that
Kevin: yum!
12:10 PM well basically they can have high thermal conductivity, so i think people showed that you could guide a chemical reaction down the length of the nanotube
its like lighting one end and having junk all along the tube that burns off and they think they can store lots of energy this way



Ok so great! Fun!

Man, that sure does sound awesome. Very familiar though, for some reason.

Edit:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 675562)

Oh well shit. At least I read my posts, Eh? :dunce

Colonel Flagg Mar 23rd, 2010 03:14 AM

I read your posts too, dude! :lol

When one is all "Hi I'm New Here!" one tends to make errors of incompletion. I still do, sometimes. (And I guess I'm still new, as I can't get vet cred for at least another 20-30 years)

I'm hoping he gets caught up. :\

Colonel Flagg Mar 23rd, 2010 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 677547)
he's not winking he got fruit juice in his eye

JESUS GOD THAT HURTS!

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2010 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 677570)
I ...I can't get vet cred for at least another 20-30 years...

You can always buy your vethood with one topless picture of yourself, Colonel. ;)


It has the added benefit that you'll be legally licensed to say "TITS OR GTFO!" to whoever you want! :eek


You know you want to. :orgasm

Colonel Flagg Mar 23rd, 2010 04:50 AM

:x

:mewbies

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 23rd, 2010 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 677573)
You can always buy your vethood with one topless picture of yourself, Colonel. ;)


It has the added benefit that you'll be legally licensed to say "TITS OR GTFO!" to whoever you want! :eek


You know you want to. :orgasm

I never got my vet card.

Zhukov Mar 23rd, 2010 10:16 AM

Neither did I. I think the majority of vets are gone now, too.

Tadao Mar 23rd, 2010 12:26 PM

TITS OR GTFO!

Dimnos Mar 23rd, 2010 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 677629)
TITS OR GTFO!


10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 23rd, 2010 01:40 PM

I scrolled down too quick so it froze and I thought it was Tadao. My bad.

Fathom Zero Mar 23rd, 2010 01:43 PM

Mark Twain has never been more fucking boring.

I'm thinking of turning in this paper without making any improvements.

Dixie Mar 23rd, 2010 03:02 PM

i kinda miss you fags.
be back in a couple of weeks.
love and curbstomps,
dixie

Tadao Mar 23rd, 2010 03:04 PM

:X

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 23rd, 2010 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 677659)
i kinda miss you fags.
be back in a couple of weeks.
love and curbstomps,
dixie

Where're you off to this time?

Dixie Mar 23rd, 2010 03:05 PM

on tour again. currently in new mexico. mountains here are purdy.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 23rd, 2010 03:43 PM

There's a new mexico? Just don't stop in phoenix or you'll get robbed.

Grislygus Mar 23rd, 2010 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsunexus (Post 677660)
Before we moved, we had this one neighbor who, to put it as nice as I can, was a seriously deranged overweight Hispanic man who would take shits in his backyard (no lie, the police finally put a stop to that though), play his guitar and sing Tejano songs at 4:30 AM, dig through EVERYONE'S dumpsters, drive around the block going somewhere in the vicinity of 90MPH (police put a stop to this too), and most bizarely he would whip out a garden hose and spray his roof down. I kinda felt sorry for him because he was in serious need of some psychiatry or something, but he had no one, no one at all. I still drive down my old street because it's on the way to my job, and his house is boarded up now, and his yard is overgrown.


I bet he was a real chill, fascinating character, YOU JUST NEVER TOOK THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW HIM you ungrateful fuck. You could have talked to him and discovered that he was a master guitarist with sever psychological problems and stood by him, proven to be his first real friend and helped him land a performance at Carnegie hall and secured the movie rights and made both of you filthy rich but you're just too focused on outward appearances. Good job.

Psychotic Mexican Man, you live on in my heart :(

Tadao Mar 23rd, 2010 03:48 PM

WHAT'S HIS WEIGHT GOTTA DO WITH IT. QUIT BEING A ******.

The Leader Mar 23rd, 2010 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 677664)
on tour again. currently in new mexico. mountains here are purdy.

Don't get your tit infected again.

Dixie Mar 23rd, 2010 04:43 PM

i am staying far away from spiders and have become psychotic about hand sanitizers. right now i just have a sinus infection from cedar pollen overload in texas. i'm actually quite sure it's AIDS.

and no phoenix for us, we're headed to scotsdale next. then it's 3 shows in california. yay.

Tadao Mar 23rd, 2010 04:48 PM

LA?

Grislygus Mar 23rd, 2010 04:49 PM

DON'T TELL HIM, HE'LL STALK YOU AND STUFF YOU IN A PILLOWCASE

Dixie Mar 23rd, 2010 04:50 PM

yes i'll be in LA, violet undergound i think is the name of the club. i'm on the "9 toes tour".

Tadao Mar 23rd, 2010 04:58 PM

Shit, no money honey. Next month would have been good.

Babs Mar 23rd, 2010 05:47 PM

:pagebrak

god damnit, everyone goes to Cleveland never Columbus.

edit: http://blog.southernlord.com/?p=237 is that you they're talking about? You're actually a guy named Dave "Dixie" Collins? HOLY SHIT :x

Kitsa Mar 23rd, 2010 06:07 PM

Columbus doesn't have its shit together enough to host very much. They're probably going to lose their hockey team, too.

Babs Mar 23rd, 2010 06:31 PM

Yeah I heard about the probability of losing the Blue Jackets. Everyone was bitching about not putting the casino in the arena district and quite honestly, I thought that would of really helped out that specific area along with Columbus in general. Now, it's location is on the west side near Broad St. aka get raped-ville.

Colonel Flagg Mar 23rd, 2010 09:02 PM

It's as if people don't know Columbus is the largest city in Ohio.

Kitsa Mar 23rd, 2010 10:12 PM

There are some nice areas left over near Dublin.

Also, this:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/educati...es-16_ST_N.htm

I went to Ithaca and Cornell :(

Pub Lover Mar 24th, 2010 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 677625)
In my dream last night Willie and I were marathoning through Space Ghost and then we were at a swimming pool arguing about whether Switcheroo was a good episode :(

What side of the argument were you on? Was it... was... was it the w-wrong side? :chatter

executioneer Mar 24th, 2010 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 677714)
yes i'll be in LA, violet undergound i think is the name of the club. i'm on the "9 toes tour".

oh hey that's going thru seattle next monday :eek

camacazio Mar 24th, 2010 02:49 AM

HEY WILLIE YOUR POSTS DON'T END WITH -WILLIE

executioneer Mar 24th, 2010 04:51 AM

I STOPPED DOING THAT A MILLINO YEARS AGO :(

Supafly345 Mar 24th, 2010 08:00 AM

Someone was absent during those years. Also: ask Willie Thread.

Esuohlim Mar 24th, 2010 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 677903)
What side of the argument were you on? Was it... was... was it the w-wrong side? :chatter

I don't remember, but I definitely wrote "Switcheroo" on a chalkboard so that's how I know :eek

RaNkeri Mar 24th, 2010 09:32 AM

Going to a hand egg game today, GOD DAMN

Zhukov Mar 24th, 2010 10:13 AM

So, Rankeri, what the fuck is a hand egg game?

Terra Mar 24th, 2010 10:15 AM

I was too proud to ask that. Thank you.

camacazio Mar 24th, 2010 10:22 AM

http://eatliver.com/img/2009/3849.jpg

jhonnyD2 Mar 24th, 2010 11:19 AM

................

Pub Lover Mar 24th, 2010 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 677921)


REPENT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 677962)
Looking good Eric, just stop wearing douchebag shirts.

But he can carry on being a douchebag, right? :eek

Tadao Mar 24th, 2010 11:43 AM

Of course! You just don't want to advertise that you'll never pay them back the 20 dollars.

RaNkeri Mar 24th, 2010 05:02 PM

The game wasn't that bad and I found the sport to be some what enjoyable to watch. Might be chencking out SI's NFL pages from now on.

Hand egg seems to be okayish sport after all

Esuohlim Mar 24th, 2010 05:45 PM

Oh ok is hand egg what everyone else in the world calls American football in order put yanks in their place?

Or are we talking something that usually ends up looking like this:


Kitsa Mar 24th, 2010 06:40 PM


Pub Lover Mar 24th, 2010 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 678020)

:love

Tadao Mar 24th, 2010 07:00 PM

I need to do a Nathan Explosion before I cut my hair.

executioneer Mar 24th, 2010 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 678039)
Oh ok is hand egg what everyone else in the world calls American football in order put yanks in their place?

i think he is making the joke that it's not played with feet nor is the ball strictly ball-shaped

might be a reference to someone else making that joke, though, seems furmiliar

Esuohlim Mar 24th, 2010 09:54 PM



I found this thing

Babs Mar 24th, 2010 10:01 PM

:pagebrak
I'm not really a fan of ankle ball but I do like to watch elbow egg.

WhiteRat Mar 24th, 2010 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 678030)
The game wasn't that bad and I found the sport to be some what enjoyable to watch. Might be chencking out SI's NFL pages from now on.

Hand egg seems to be okayish sport after all

Maybe if you stop watching Miami Vice and work hard you can end up like your countryman:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Alinen

Tadao Mar 24th, 2010 11:17 PM

Why do I picture Terra as Sweet D?

Esuohlim Mar 24th, 2010 11:29 PM

Because they're both blonde skeletons. Sweet Dee is about two feet taller though.

Tadao Mar 24th, 2010 11:37 PM

It's like I want to fuck her, but then she opens her mouth and tries to be cool, and then I want to punch her in the face.

Esuohlim Mar 24th, 2010 11:54 PM

You want to fuck a skeleton :x

Tadao Mar 24th, 2010 11:58 PM

Necrophilia duuuude

Esuohlim Mar 24th, 2010 11:59 PM



:CUM

Babs Mar 25th, 2010 12:02 AM

already had it

Sam Mar 25th, 2010 12:07 AM

God I just want to pee on Terra so bad.

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2010 12:08 AM

Man, all that pee :(

Sam Mar 25th, 2010 12:09 AM

So much pee :(

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2010 12:10 AM

Can Terra handle the pee? :(

Sam Mar 25th, 2010 12:12 AM

She will be washed away like New Orleans

Babs Mar 25th, 2010 12:13 AM

Can the pee handle Terra?

Sam Mar 25th, 2010 12:18 AM

THE PEE HANDLES LIKE A DREAM

Zhukov Mar 25th, 2010 12:27 AM

Sam, change your avatar; I thought Geggy was saying that.

Also, the rest of the world calls it Gridiron.

Kitsa Mar 25th, 2010 10:30 AM

women seem to be either hambeasts or skeletons in your book

there's no pleasing you fuckers >:

Sam Mar 25th, 2010 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 678116)
Sam, change your avatar; I thought Geggy was saying that.

Also, the rest of the world calls it Gridiron.

What the fuck is a Geggy?

Babs Mar 25th, 2010 03:30 PM

What a homo calls a gag reflex.

Dimnos Mar 25th, 2010 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 678185)
What the fuck is a Geggy?


Come on Sam. You know Geggy.


Izo Mar 26th, 2010 03:16 AM

jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

Tadao Mar 26th, 2010 03:18 AM

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Babs Mar 26th, 2010 03:21 AM

llllllllllllllllllllll

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2010 04:22 PM

:emoticon

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2010 04:23 PM

:pagebraj

EDIT: Mods please fix this so there's a pagebrak, thanks!

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2010 04:24 PM

OK Go is a shitty band with shitty music and I thought their treadmill dance video was really stupid, but this is the coolest thing I've ever seen.



And I already posted this in the youtube thread, fuck you, it's still awesome

Tadao Mar 26th, 2010 05:31 PM

no

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2010 05:39 PM

Yuh-huh

RaNkeri Mar 26th, 2010 07:03 PM

mm mmmm

RaNkeri Mar 26th, 2010 07:05 PM

:rolleyes

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2010 07:14 PM

Y'all are faggots. Go ahead and watch your Miami Vice videos like nerds while I catch up on Youtube's awesome Rube-Goldberg machine videos like a real man

RaNkeri Mar 26th, 2010 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 678390)
OK Go is a shitty band with shitty music and I thought their treadmill dance video was really stupid, but this is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 678390)
but this is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 678390)
the coolest thing I've ever seen.

:rolleyes

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2010 07:25 PM

Maybe you should try watching it you damn laplander

Tadao Mar 26th, 2010 07:56 PM

I watched that last month and got really bored before I was halfway through.

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2010 08:02 PM

When I was a kid I would try to create shit like that in my house but it never worked. :( I also had about 6 Domino Rally sets. I don't know I just like that shit, mang

Tadao Mar 26th, 2010 08:23 PM

Yeah I did too, just not to crappy music.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 27th, 2010 11:12 AM

http://www.pelicanandpelicant.com/

A kids book but the pictures on the website page look awesome. I totally want a turtle with jet shoes. The duck/bird/goose/thing on the right side looks like it either belongs in the far side or kids in the hall if it was animated.

RaNkeri Mar 27th, 2010 05:02 PM

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

Fathom Zero Mar 27th, 2010 05:22 PM

I'm dying.

Tadao Mar 27th, 2010 05:47 PM

I deaded

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2010 12:07 PM

my front tooth just broke for the third fucking time in less than a month :(

first time was when I tried a payday bar and a filling came out in the caramel.

second time was when my kid headbutted me in the teeth.

and now I just lost another chunk when I bit into a "multigrain" potato chip onto a hard wheat kernel or gravel or some such shit.

Dammit >:

Fathom Zero Mar 28th, 2010 12:09 PM

I didn't know teeth could be so shitty. I knocked half of one off on playground equipment in the fourth grade and that mother hasn't come out since.

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2010 12:13 PM

I had radiation and it makes my teeth weak and shitty. This happens all the time. The dentist has said several times that it's not worth filling them anymore, but there aren't many other options so he keeps on doing it.


protip: avoid "new multigrain pringles"

Fathom Zero Mar 28th, 2010 12:25 PM

Does white bread break your teeth?

'Cause it can get gummy and stuff. If so, that's really awful.

Terra Mar 28th, 2010 12:28 PM

I lost a filling by eating an egg salad sandwich. :(

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2010 12:30 PM

My mom's had radiation too, and she broke her front tooth on an Olive Garden breadstick once. That's pretty much the same as white bread, they're soft.

I think the worst I ever broke mine on (and we're talking 4 times a year or so that this usually happens) was a soggy frosted mini-wheat. And that was one hell of a visit because there was a substitute dentist who accused me of grinding my teeth and we had a big fight and I stopped watching the tv show his daughter was on.

Terra Mar 28th, 2010 12:37 PM

What show was his daughter on?

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2010 01:01 PM

the fake japanese gameshow one.

Grislygus Mar 28th, 2010 01:48 PM

I'm seeing tumbleweeds around here now


Eventually Tadao, Eshoulim, Willie and I will be the only ones posting, shooting shotguns at anyone who walks by


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