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Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 05:01 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 05:03 PM

Electro-Spaghetti! :eek

Dimnos Nov 16th, 2010 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 704226)
also, this is awesome


This was only half as big last time I did it.

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 05:12 PM

Did you nail it? :eek

Kitsa Nov 16th, 2010 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 704228)
huh. so, if every time a black hole is mentioned, a hindu child commits suicide... it's a third world version It's A Wonderful Life


This has nothing to do with anything but it's the first thing I thought of.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hole_of_Calcutta

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 05:15 PM

They must've been toffs. Regular pommy blokes live in that sort of squalor their entire lives.

Esuohlim Nov 16th, 2010 06:23 PM

So the only thing Girl Talk does to make a song is splice together 12 other songs?

Why the fuck is everyone getting so excited over this shit?

Fathom Zero Nov 16th, 2010 06:35 PM

It's cliche to say, but I like his old stuff. CUT-UPS FOREVAH



And it's not a songs he make now, they're mixes. As in tens of minutes. It doesn't make any sense to listen to one song from it the albums.

Esuohlim Nov 16th, 2010 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 704279)
And it's not a songs he make now, they're mixes. As in tens of minutes. It doesn't make any sense to listen to one song from it the albums.

These sentences are grammatical disasters! See me after class.

When I listen to music I like to appreciate artistic merit and some damn fine chops. Mashups do absolutely nothing for me because they remove everything that makes music enjoyable.

I'm not going to be an over-analytical weirdo about it, but it just makes me feel alienated when nearly my entire facebook newsfeed is in love with the new Girl Talk album and I don't see a shred of appeal in it. Usually I'm able to find something, but mashups just smack of a lack of real creativity and skill in making music.

Fathom Zero Nov 16th, 2010 07:27 PM

Shit, post-post edits suck ass.

Anyway, I'll disagree with you, since most of the music I like involves sampling in some way.



What would you have to say to the Young Punx and Phonat, whom make the samples they use? Are they terrible artists? Or is it only terrible if someone uses someone else's sound IN AN IMAGINATIVE WAY? Actually, that's why I like Kanye West's Power. Fucking King Crimson samples in there, yeh.

Quote:

When I listen to music I like to appreciate artistic merit
Douchechills

Do those people you know also like Asher Roth? Girl Talk is as pop as this subversive stuff can get. It's all fucking antiseptic. There are a bajillion better DJs and musicians out there. Dig into some older bootlegs, stuff like Frenchbloke & Son, Soundhog, the Freelance Hellraiser, Dsico, etc.

Esuohlim Nov 16th, 2010 08:06 PM

I mean, obviously I don't know enough about this stuff to really pass judgment upon it, but isn't the point of music to not think about it and just enjoy it? And that's the problem. For some reason I can't just enjoy it. I have to break it down like it's a science.

So for Girl Talk, when I hear ELO's Mr. Blue Sky over some hip hop beat, or Blue Oyster Cult and The Cars at the same time, it just feels soulless. Like, I know the dude put these two songs together on purpose and as a result it feels lacking in true inspiration. I sort of have the same problem with cover songs.

So I guess I don't really have a problem with artists making their own samples? I don't have to like it but I can understand the appeal a bit better.

I don't know, man, the more I talk about music the gayer I sound. It's like some weird-ass autistic personality disorder characteristic.

At least we have Oingo Boingo in common :hat

Fathom Zero Nov 16th, 2010 08:17 PM

Everyone's too worried about being too cool for the room. I don't pay too much attention to that part of my brain, since it screams at me all day for being too much anything. Obviously, I'd appreciate the intricacies of country if it was my favorite. I could tell you where the artist that made a mashup is from by listening to it, at this point. This music scene is where I'm at. But bootlegs and bastard pop and mashups are what got me into every other genre of music because half of the fun is making songs out of more and more disparate elements.



But yeah, just fucking like what you like and say something sucks if you think it sucks. People don't need to qualify their opinions! ENJOY IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL! BOINGO!

Sam Nov 16th, 2010 08:33 PM

Oh Dylan, you are such a free spirit, nothing can hold you down.

Fathom Zero Nov 16th, 2010 08:41 PM

eat shit and die

Sam Nov 16th, 2010 08:54 PM

One day someone will write fiction for young adults based on you and your philosophy.

MLE Nov 16th, 2010 09:26 PM

:lol

Fathom Zero Nov 16th, 2010 09:48 PM

>:

Kitsa Nov 16th, 2010 09:57 PM

holy fuck sam TURN THE CAPS BACK ON, you're making me all dizzy and lightheaded and shit

Wiffles Nov 16th, 2010 10:35 PM

OK, THERE BETTER ? HAPPY MONEY NOW?

Edit: oops ^^;

Sam Nov 16th, 2010 10:39 PM

I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE LOGGED OUT OF MY CHARACTER WIFFLES FIRST.

Tadao Nov 16th, 2010 10:45 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69705322

This guy is a total douche

Wiffles Nov 16th, 2010 11:26 PM

he seems like a normal human type person to me

Esuohlim Nov 16th, 2010 11:49 PM

Spoilers!

Fathom Zero Nov 16th, 2010 11:53 PM

:O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 11:55 PM

Shit off. >:

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2010 11:56 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Nov 17th, 2010 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hot Kukuro (Post 704267)

Seriously, the main reason I registered was cuz the heading said posts old and new, and for the first time in years, I read an article that kinda got me heated and was looking forward to ranting about contradiction.

Quote:

Originally Posted by hot Kukuro (Post 704274)
the cheap shit I've seen this year is the coolest shit... glittering black, white, or red decorative skulls, fake black roses, spiderweb candle holders, cute lil' spider or pumpkin light strings... just a plethora of awesomeness for decorating your apartment - and most of it was at the dollar store.

Wow, you really let lose one hell of a rant.

Tadao Nov 17th, 2010 12:16 AM

:rolleyes

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2010 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 704297)
eat shit and die


did I miss out on some big fight between sam and fathom? link prz

Tadao Nov 17th, 2010 12:33 AM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=704322&postcount=71228

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2010 01:03 AM

minnus the youtube

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showp...ostcount=71228

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2010 01:06 AM

YA, DAS BELLY BELLY FUNNY HERR DER WISEN-GUY

I want to know where this sudden/extreme anti-sam animosity came from

Fathom Zero Nov 17th, 2010 01:08 AM

coz he's a fucking piece of shit and im tired of it

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2010 01:12 AM

DAMN son, has he been secretly beating you up after school or what

elx Nov 17th, 2010 01:12 AM

relax grumpy guts they're playing


also i tried downloading that album for like an hour last night but there was too much traffic happening

elx Nov 17th, 2010 01:13 AM

know what's worse than a hipster? a hipster wannabe. get a haircut fz you little troll.

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2010 01:15 AM

EASY ANSWERS ARE NEVER THE ANSWER, AH WANTS ME SOME GORY DETAILS

Fathom Zero Nov 17th, 2010 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 704331)
know what's worse than a hipster? a hipster wannabe. get a haircut fz you little troll.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 704297)
eat shit and die

:\

elx Nov 17th, 2010 01:20 AM

ok it was because sam was like really into guitar woman but fz was guitar woman's bff and fz was like stay away from that guitar woman and guitar woman was like but y i love sam but then sam came onto guitar woman too heavily and fz was like you gotsta ditch this dude so guitar woman was like yes and went after milhouse instead and then sam was like :( and fz was like :lol and they brawled to the death and fz died and that's why fz is mad

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2010 01:21 AM

this is going nowhere. elx, stop beating him up. Sam, stop raping him on the weekends; There's no sport in it, he's defenseless and looks like your friendly neighborhood meth addict

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2010 01:22 AM

SPOKE TOO SOON, shoulda waited on the response. good job elx

Esuohlim Nov 17th, 2010 01:23 AM

KEEP ME OUT OF THIS ELX

Esuohlim Nov 17th, 2010 01:25 AM

DRUMMING4BUDDHA TOUCHED SAM'S BONER SO I HATE SAM TOO >:

Fathom Zero Nov 17th, 2010 01:26 AM


Esuohlim Nov 17th, 2010 01:28 AM

Of course now that drumming4buddha is gone and Shrubfest is now in a heathen marriage with a ginger I need to find a new lady to fight with Sam over :(

Fathom Zero Nov 17th, 2010 01:28 AM

elx

Fathom Zero Nov 17th, 2010 01:30 AM


elx Nov 17th, 2010 01:32 AM

i am saving myself for julian casablancas and therefore will not be available to join your sketchy love square

Esuohlim Nov 17th, 2010 01:35 AM

Who is Julian Casablancas, is he the newest Disney sensation since Justin Bieber

elx Nov 17th, 2010 01:40 AM

ALL GUITARWOMAN EVER WANTED WAS TO BE LOVED, MILHOUSE. HOW COULD YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIS VULNERABILITY LIKE THIS??? HIS HEART HAS BEEN BROKEN IN A COLD GAME OF TUG-O-WAR AND NOW HE IS SEEKING AFFECTION IN DRUGS. WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS.

elx Nov 17th, 2010 01:42 AM

justin bieber's dad is sorta hot

Esuohlim Nov 17th, 2010 01:54 AM

I AGREE

WAIT, IS HIS DAD RICHARD FORKIN.MP4

elx Nov 17th, 2010 01:56 AM

:highfive

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2010 02:09 AM

Great, conversation's slowed down. That's where I come in.



GRISLYGUS PRESENTS:
Grisly Poetry

No one, nowhere, nothing to do
Had to find me someone to screw
thought i'd pick up some porn and see my sweetie too
two hours went by and my sweetie knew
that she'd get me to marry her too
Twenty years went by,
now I'm through
Turns out my old girl is a fuckin shrew


Henpecked husband to Dinah...
that's my life

If moonshine had a vagina...
I'd kill my wife

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2010 02:57 AM

I wish more of you pretended to be girls on here. I always find that adorable.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 17th, 2010 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 704352)
Great, conversation's slowed down. That's where I come in.



GRISLYGUS PRESENTS:
Grisly Poetry


If moonshine had a vagina...
I'd kill my wife

Resonates with my soul.

Wiffles Nov 17th, 2010 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 704353)
I wish more of you pretended to be girls on here. I always find that adorable.

Nothing is more adorable than Girl-Tadao <3

Kitsa Nov 17th, 2010 07:33 AM

dammit, I was going to put up a pic of Tadao in a bikini leaning over a car and photobucket is down for maintenance. DAMMIT

edit: there we go


Tadao Nov 17th, 2010 11:30 AM

OH YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY DO YOU

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 17th, 2010 11:38 AM

Hahahahaha, bad times.

Esuohlim Nov 17th, 2010 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 704353)
I wish more of you pretended to be girls on here. I always find that adorable.

Me too :orgasm

But yeah does anyone here really believe elx is a girl? At least GW provided TWO pictures before the jig was up

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2010 12:00 PM

DON'T YOU DARE RUIN PUB'S FANTASY I AM A KNIGHT IN GUSSING ARMOR AND WILL DEFEND HIM TO THE LAST AND YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK WITH A GUY IN GUSSING ARMOR IT IS TEFLON-COATED AND MAKES YOU IMMUNE TO ASBESTOS FIBERS aw screw it, I don't care

Fathom Zero Nov 17th, 2010 12:32 PM

elx has been indicted on three counts of bitchassness

Tadao Nov 17th, 2010 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 704362)
dammit, I was going to put up a pic of Tadao in a bikini leaning over a car and photobucket is down for maintenance. DAMMIT

edit: there we go


I think the model needs to be more of a plus size girl. :(

elx Nov 17th, 2010 12:39 PM

what does it matter? not like i'm misleading or pursuing any of you anyway, that's not gonna change. there are more interesting things to discuss!

Wiffles Nov 17th, 2010 01:34 PM



Girl Tadao, the younger years. <3

Wiffles Nov 17th, 2010 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 704374)
what does it matter? not like i'm misleading or pursuing any of you anyway, that's not gonna change. there are more interesting things to discuss!

I support Ellie pictures to the fullest! The world demands them!!~

Tadao Nov 17th, 2010 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samfucius (Post 704357)
It's no biggie, because literally everyone who tries to spell my name does this, but it's Samfucius (or SAMfucius, if you like. I sure do). But seriously, everyone adds the unnecessary O. I even did it when I first thought of the name, but it didn't look right, so I looked up Confucius and learned the correct spelling, which is not at all obvious.

And hey, at least I didn't have to hear you try to say it out loud. When people try to say that during a game over a headset, I always get 'Sam-fush-us' or my personal favorite (which happens a LOT), 'Sam-Fuck-You-I-Us', sometimes shortened to 'Sam-Fuck-Us'.

But it's a pet peeve, and if you could change that, I would be very grateful.

SAMFUCKASS

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2010 02:47 PM

so it's settled, we all now have to call him something other than his actually name.
Here's some options to get everybody started

Samfillament
Samfred
Samfucks
Samobfuscate
Samfulicious
Samfatsalot
Samferrigno
Samfalamander
Samfotamus
Samlent Green
Samfugeddaboudit
Sam the Man
Sam the FIREman
Sammy Sosa
Samfuscious
Samfuscia

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2010 02:49 PM

And shyandquietguy's new name is Alan Parson's Project, for no damn reason whatsoever

Sam Nov 17th, 2010 03:06 PM

HIS NAME IS FAKE SAM. >:

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2010 03:08 PM

hm, i still like samfuscia better

kahljorn Nov 17th, 2010 03:12 PM

SAMFAUXIA

Sam Nov 17th, 2010 03:14 PM

You son of a bitch.

kahljorn Nov 17th, 2010 03:18 PM

:lol

HOW IS SF THE DAY IM NOT THERE JERK

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2010 03:22 PM

:pagebrak

Sam Nov 17th, 2010 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 704391)
:lol

HOW IS SF THE DAY IM NOT THERE JERK

A LITTLE CHILLY.

Esuohlim Nov 17th, 2010 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 704374)
what does it matter? not like i'm misleading or pursuing any of you anyway, that's not gonna change. there are more interesting things to discuss!

There's nothing interesting to discuss and you know it >:

Tadao Nov 17th, 2010 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ex Leper (Post 704402)
This is going to be fun! Now the only thing missing is Charo!


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Esuohlim Nov 17th, 2010 05:19 PM

Ex Leper is trying too hard around here. Whoever gets him for SS should send a box of turds

Zomboid Nov 17th, 2010 05:49 PM

The Secret Santa event brings out a ton of people who try too hard; this is nothing new. I've enjoyed it in the past, but what always bugs me are those fucking people and their ridiculous "story" pictorials. I realize this site is the home of "Pickleman" and all, but fuck, the whole WACKY thing has always been annoying, people.

Fathom Zero Nov 17th, 2010 06:03 PM

I did it coz RoG gave me a castle and I thought I should give back.

Fathom Zero Nov 17th, 2010 06:04 PM

A fucking castle, jeez.

Fathom Zero Nov 17th, 2010 06:06 PM



nottadao

Ex Leper Nov 17th, 2010 06:15 PM

I'll try to be more aware of this from now on. I appreciate your criticism.

Tadao Nov 17th, 2010 06:31 PM

DON
T STO
P NO
W TH
E WACK
Y I
S CRAZ
Y

kahljorn Nov 17th, 2010 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 704394)
A LITTLE CHILLY.

YOU SON OF A BITCH

MLE Nov 17th, 2010 07:53 PM

For the new fake sam, I like the name Samfalamander.

Kitsa Nov 17th, 2010 08:09 PM

Facsamile.

Samfucius Nov 18th, 2010 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 704384)
so it's settled, we all now have to call him something other than his actually name.
Here's some options to get everybody started

Samfillament
Samfred
Samfucks
Samobfuscate
Samfulicious
Samfatsalot
Samferrigno
Samfalamander
Samfotamus
Samlent Green
Samfugeddaboudit
Sam the Man
Sam the FIREman
Sammy Sosa
Samfuscious
Samfuscia

It all works for me.

Particularly Samlent Green.

Wiffles Nov 18th, 2010 03:00 AM

You seem to be modeled after a famous chinese philosopher.

Samfucius Nov 18th, 2010 03:02 AM

Samfucius say: Whiffle bat may be shitty bat, but Wiffle hamster is great poster.

executioneer Nov 18th, 2010 03:07 AM

SAM TEH GAY FURRY lolol :insidejoke

Samfucius Nov 18th, 2010 03:12 AM

I sure hope so, because I have no idea what you're talking about.

Kitsa Nov 18th, 2010 07:26 AM

has anyone seen the movie "gutterballs"? My brother has been wanting me to get it for him as a gift and everywhere I look all I see in the description is like "BRUTAL RAPE COMEDY". What the fuck is it I'm buying here? :moviethread

Pentegarn Nov 18th, 2010 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 704362)
dammit, I was going to put up a pic of Tadao in a bikini leaning over a car and photobucket is down for maintenance. DAMMIT

edit: there we go


Isn't that the chick from that thread somewhere on the interwebz where she had a butterface and the whole internet showed up to photoshop her back to oblivion?

Fathom Zero Nov 18th, 2010 08:49 AM

She had googly eyes and snaggleteeth.

Zhukov Nov 18th, 2010 09:48 AM

She looks alright to me.

Esuohlim Nov 18th, 2010 10:50 AM

ALL THESE BANNERS ON WIKIPEDIA WITH ABOUT 10 PICTURES OF JIMMY WALES' STOIC YET SLIGHTLY SAD FACE JUST BREAKS MY HEART

Esuohlim Nov 18th, 2010 10:54 AM

JIMMY DONAL "JIMBO" WALES


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