You should watch out for that sort of thing ;)

OMFG. I AM SO GONNA HAVE TO TAKE STEROIDS AND GET MEAN NOW SO I CAN DO MY BACK TO SCHOOL PLAN. :GRRRR

But seriously, is he that much stronger than me? You do know I'm pretty fucking good at fighting right? This better not be another Random-esque, "omg hes so muscular, he could beat you up" type of thing like you've done before.

He better be pretty damn huge if hes really that scary. >:

Post your picture of Random. I don't have it anymore cuz of that virus. I want to illustrate your level of exageration with guys being big and muscular.

That's bullshit. Maybe some girls do like a challenge, but to think that they all do is ridiculous. I certainly don't like a challenge as far as love is concerned, I want it to be fucking easy. Hell, I'd be happy if I was assigned a standard-issue government wife. I refuse to play any of those silly, immature psychological games with the opposite sex. Maybe that's why I've never had any luck, but if that's the case, what you say could be true. And I don't believe that.

Okay, so if you can't do any better, why put up with him at all? Wouldn't you be better off ALONE than with an asshole? That's what I don't get, when people think they HAVE to be with somebody, anybody, so much that they are willing to settle for the first bag of human crap (thank you max burbank for that wonderful phrase) that comes along.

All I know is come Fall I'm gonna rip me a brand new peice o' Kevin-ass. >: >: >: >:

And I'm still waiting for the picture of Random Bi-otch. >: >:

i agree that soundtest's advice is bullshit, but i also realize that most women actually do love a challenge. hell, it'd work; it might even last if the attracted party is as fake as he. if she's stupid, he may not even have to be that great an actor. (keep quiet and she'll just think you're the "intense and introverted" type.)

but why the fuck would anyone want an intimate relationship built on superficiality? i'm all for some games, but not foundational ones. ;)

this is as fucked-up as aforementioned advice. :(

Believe whatever you want and do whatever works for you. Ofcourse no advice is applicable to ALL individuals. My advice is based on my own personal experience, which may or may not reflect the general population (I tend to end up with nutcases... parallel???? which is why I suggested listening to WOMEN about this shit). All I know is this: generally speaking, the majority of girls that I REALLY REALLY REALLY liked did not give me the time of day or (even worse) saw me as a really great 'friend'. However, the second I stopped placing them in the center of my universe or became interested in someone else, guess who started calling?

This is so fucking true. The second I meet a girl that does not follow the pattern I mentioned I will propose to on the spot provided she can beat me one round in Capcom vs. SNK 2 without being cheap.

Operation, maybe he likes you, but he sure doesn't respect you. If you're comfortable with those terms, you'd better prepare yourself for a lifetime of dicksucking.

:lol

Sagat, Eagle, Blanka.

Fs man... you sure have an eloqeunce that i fucking cant help but admire... Well put.


Fact is , going back to that guy is counter-productive. And proto is right you're better off alone than with some shmoe that'll treat you like shit.

I was just using that as a metaphor about how easy I would prefer love and romance to be.

It would be really good if the government would custom build a wife for me.

Nothing cheap about that. :love

Bits and pieces and ... bits and pieces and ...

you don't want a wife...what you want is a rubber fuck doll...:)

Nah go for silicone.

What i really need is a russian/Korean mail order concubine...

Holy shit Soundtest that girl at the top is fucking Beautiful- Whoa she is a doll??? WHA??

If you guys wanna see some fucked up sex dolls the Japanese take the cake- Comes with complimentary Fecal matter!! SweeeeT! (Hu-Eckkkk)-

I'll warn you all now this shit is nasty- No pun intended:

http://gold-exp.hp.infoseek.co.jp/engcoll1.htm

(its NSFW so i didnt img it)

"Holy shit Soundtest that girl at the top is fucking Beautiful- Whoa she is a doll??? WHA?? "

:lol So very very sad.

THE JOKE'S ON YOU! :lol

Well c'mon... For a fucking life size latex doll She looks pretty well made....

Sad: YEs.
Ashamed: No.

At least i'm not the one owning a godamned Latex look alike of Gary Sinese- Who-ever is rolling with that one is the SAD one my friends...

OH, NEVERMIND :lol

A video of someone having sex with one of those dolls would probably be the funniest thing ever (especially if they talked all the while). At least, for the first thirty seconds. After that it would probably just get creepy.

I imagine it would be like fucking a corpse....I think...

A warm, vibrating corpse. :love

no maggots either...a bonus in my book. :)