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Pub Lover Apr 21st, 2009 10:41 PM
:pagebrak
Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 625555)
Jarvis, I didn't know you still posted here. I'm gonna need you to cut it out, this place is for homos now.
Only the grave will rob this board of my constant musings on the wonderful taste of penis.

liquidstatik Apr 22nd, 2009 03:10 AM
..

Evil Robot Apr 22nd, 2009 11:25 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Graves

Tadao Apr 23rd, 2009 02:36 AM
Fuck I'm bored

Babs Apr 23rd, 2009 03:23 AM
Board, I'm fucked.

MetalMilitia Apr 23rd, 2009 07:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 625660)
I read his book - Goodbye to all that - the other day. It's quite good.

Lenor Apr 23rd, 2009 01:54 PM
Super... I just need a bottle of jack now to process how pub apparently likes to rob graves for penis's...

Tadao Apr 23rd, 2009 02:06 PM
Please remember to sleep face up.

Kitsa Apr 23rd, 2009 05:37 PM
Where is ZQ? I miss ZQ.

Pub Lover Apr 23rd, 2009 09:38 PM
Did you chase her off when you suggested that you wanted to piss on her flower garden?

Aaarg Apr 23rd, 2009 11:22 PM
I love getting free shit. I now own a pack cover.

Dixie Apr 23rd, 2009 11:33 PM
Tomorrow I shall have a great bouffant.
Complete with Dollar Tree hibiscus hair clips.
I wish I had some pants with pink flamingos on them.

Aaarg Apr 24th, 2009 12:05 AM
Anything is possible.

Tadao Apr 24th, 2009 12:11 AM
OMG CIG, That is soo Peg Bundy Hawt!

Dixie Apr 24th, 2009 01:03 AM
I'm totally going Peggy Bundy.
I practiced the bouffant earlier, it's gonna be great.

Kitsa Apr 24th, 2009 06:45 AM
I suggested that you-all were pissing on the flower garden. And you were/are.

Dixie Apr 24th, 2009 09:54 AM
http://www.spotcrime.com/
I've been looking up my friends addresses to see when and why the cops came to their houses.
I love that site.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 24th, 2009 10:11 AM
I like the icons for the different crimes. It looks like nearby we have a lot of Hamburglers, Fist pounds and jaywalking. Little further away there are a bunch of Target stores.

Aaarg Apr 24th, 2009 10:11 AM
Damn, it doesn't go back far enough for my sister's 4 assault charges in one night!

However, apparently somebody was arrested last month in the parking lot of my work for having a stolen card, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, and sodomy!

Kitsa Apr 24th, 2009 10:29 AM
Bummer, Ohio is poorly represented :(

Dayon is shitpacked with crime, but they only have a ritzy-ish suburb (Kettering, or at least the Oakwood part of it).

WhiteRat Apr 25th, 2009 01:22 AM
My roommate bought a brand new boat and while we were enjoying the smooth waters of Choctawhatchee Bay we saw three dolphins breaching the water. I raised my beer in salute of these great dolphins.

executioneer Apr 25th, 2009 02:00 AM
goddamn that website is full of gold

first dang thing i clicked:
Quote:
A Garfield student had left school and was walking to the bus stop adjacent to Ezells when a female acquaintance got off the bus at ran over to her yelling "I am going to mash you out! I'm going to put you out the box!" The victim translated this to mean that a fight was brewing, which was confirmed when the assailant took a number of swings at the victim, but failed to land any punches and eventually acceded to a request to "stop the crazyness". The victim explained to the officer that she and the suspect had been on the outs since the victim questioned the virility of the father of the suspect's baby, implying that he may have future reproductive difficulties due to the fact that he had been "shot in the genital area".

Zhukov Apr 25th, 2009 07:45 AM
Damn, Hobart is not on their list.

Someone stole a VCR on Tuesday, that would have probably been on the map if we had one.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 25th, 2009 11:15 AM
I checked out Detroit and according to this site the crime isn't that bad. Then I checked out Cleveland, OH.

http://www.spotcrime.com/oh/cleveland

:lol

Sam Apr 25th, 2009 11:49 AM
I'm getting ready to go golfing with my friends because they told me there would be beer there. :(


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