Just skipping straight to the last page. Sup foo's

nuthin' much, bro

wait 'til gus tells you about his pet asian dude

:O

Or you could dig through the past ten pages or so back to about 21 hours ago.

OR YOU COULD SEE THE PICTURE HE DREW OF SOME DUDE'S DONG COMING OUT OF AN ASSHOLE ON THE FRONTSIDE OF HIM.

Or you could see that, too.

Or you can quote the beginning of the saga and I can click on the quote and jump right into the tale. CONSIDER IT A WEDDING GIFT.

Your wedding gift was me returning to this slum.

I'LL GIVE YOU A PICKLE

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showp...ostcount=77664

:rolleyes

:rolleyes

Racist.

hah!

Ahh, that was great. I have fond memories of that post.

A great post, by a great poster.

awww ty

np sweetstuff

i am leaving the comfort and nakedness of my bedroom today to visit some friends and family. i will return tuesday. when i return, that bubbles/george thread better be gone or filled with cats. like 9 pages of cats. i will also accept sloths, wombats, and opossums.

sry i somehow missed this

no u

again with the fatness. were you exercising and eating a normal amount of calories before you got depressed? no. no you were not.

you acted unconscionably, then you got depressed, then you got fat. the 2nd and 3rd steps aren't even really related; fatness and depression are only linked because they're symptoms of the same problem, and also because it's depressing to look in a mirror.

if you were to eat well and exercise well for a month, you would feel much better. of course at this point it's a catch-22. i needed an epiphany to get me started, but i'm hoping abuse over the internet will have to do for you.

i was 10, dude. and yeah, I was.

well i've had a major personality alteration recently, if you haven't noticed

can you guess what triggered it

so i signed up for this thing called fitocracy, it's an online workout tracker that gives you levels and has quests to do certain exercises and achievements for certain strength standards. it isn't rly my thing but i figured i'd give it a try

however for those of you who would be more motivated to not be a piece of shit if it's presented in game format, i have 10 invites to the program. click here to get one of my invites: http://ftcy.co/nmmvzs

have at it, i don't care if you're just lurking. as long as it's of benefit of someone.

i'd be willing to bet you've never eaten well and the intake exceeded your growth at that age. most people don't have a clue what to feed themselves, let alone their children. also lol @ saying "i used to be fit/happy" and then referencing being 10 yrs old, gtfo. it wasn't a case of change then; you were always like that.

ponies?

i encourage you to take one of my invites to fitocracy since you've said before you need games to get motivated

eeyup