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Colonel Flagg Jul 8th, 2011 01:50 PM

I know this is an obvious answer - General Ambrose Burnside

Aaarg Jul 8th, 2011 02:13 PM


Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 730802)
For a while, cops kept showing up at my house insisting we called them. No idea how that worked out.

haha, nice.

we've been getting automated phone calls from a collection agency looking for somebody that doesn't live here. one of these days i'll call them and let them know they have the wrong number, but i just imagine some asshole telling me i'm just trying to cover for the guy and then i'll kill everyone.

Dimnos Jul 8th, 2011 03:17 PM

Why arent you just on the meth workout plan?

Dimnos Jul 8th, 2011 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 730817)
I know this is an obvious answer - General Ambrose Burnside

You stole my vote! >:

Guitar Woman Jul 8th, 2011 03:20 PM

>implying I want to get shanked in the hood while buying meth

b_squared Jul 8th, 2011 03:47 PM

Was it fasionable for Burnside not to button his coat for the portait?

Aaarg Jul 8th, 2011 03:51 PM

he was proud to be buxom

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Kitsa Jul 8th, 2011 04:49 PM

I voted for burnside, too.

Otto Jul 8th, 2011 05:17 PM

Today my doctor tried to give me a prescription for Ambien. I was too scared to take it and told him I'd just buy a couple of bottles of melotonin. I am the worst addict ever.

Guitar Woman Jul 8th, 2011 05:24 PM

Just think, you could have been cruising like this awesome motherfucker:

Otto Jul 8th, 2011 05:36 PM

That dude looks like every other guy that I went to boarding school with.

Plus I'm pretty much like that under the influence of any substance that I already take, I just have the decency not to put my episodes on youtube after I film them. I'd rather not have some bizarre niche fetishist shooting his load over me stumbling around my house or putting on a puppet show with magnum condoms in the place of sock puppets.

Aaarg Jul 8th, 2011 05:43 PM

my mom couldn't sleep without ambien until she got cancer again and was always tired
my dad can't sleep without whatever sleeping pills he takes these days. and he can't function in the day without whatever anti-depressant/anti-anxiety stuff he's taking in the daytime.

i can't imagine having to have every aspect of your daily life regulated by pills. i just deal with crippling depression and my increasing attention deficit. fuck. killme.

Otto Jul 8th, 2011 06:07 PM

I was forced into taking psychiatric medication by my parents when I was about 11-12 years old. They were crappy parents and didn't want to pay for actual therapy, so they took me to the office of some thick-accented Greek child specialist named (I can't remember the actual spelling) Titsa Flesch, who diagnosed me with severe depression and ADD. I was given an assortment of drugs and the rest is history.

I tried to just outright quit taking my pills a couple of months ago, forgetting that I had to go to work that day, and had to clock out early because I was extremely depressed, angry at everyone, and couldn't stop shaking.

Aaarg Jul 8th, 2011 06:13 PM


yeah, after years of my mom trying to get me to get on paxil (like the rest of the family) or at least talk to somebody, i went to see a therapist. the first thing i told the woman is that the only reason i'd ever been reluctant about doing so is because i didn't want to take pills or be told to take pills. at the end of that sessions she suggested a psychiatrist so i could try some medication. asshole.

i remember a few years ago when my dad ran out of paxil and didn't take it for one day. he ended up driving through a construction zone to get out of traffic for a moment. he said he nearly hit so much stuff in the process, "and when i got back on the road i was behind the same fucking bitch! i couldn't believe it."

but my girlfriend takes adderall and judging by her and how it affects her, i may have to start taking that when i go back to school because goddamn. it helps her.

kahljorn Jul 8th, 2011 06:25 PM

get ativan that shits awesome

ItalianStereotype Jul 8th, 2011 08:38 PM

Willie, you would make an adorable Tavros.

Kitsa Jul 8th, 2011 11:44 PM

Aaarg Jul 8th, 2011 11:48 PM


executioneer Jul 9th, 2011 04:25 AM


Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype (Post 730903)
Willie, you would make an adorable Tavros.

someone needs to chop my legs off first

ThrashO Jul 9th, 2011 04:45 AM

This would be more interesting if it were a FATNESS THREAD.

Chojin Jul 9th, 2011 05:06 AM

we already have one of those here: http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16315

ItalianStereotype Jul 9th, 2011 05:15 AM

also the chubs were apparently mad about every other thread not being a fat thread, so here we are.

Colonel Flagg Jul 9th, 2011 09:39 AM


Originally Posted by b_squared (Post 730841)
Was it fasionable for Burnside not to button his coat for the portait?

That was where he kept his stash. :themoreyouknow

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 9th, 2011 11:09 AM

I'm going to L.A. in two weeks just in time for Carmageddon apparently.

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