What is an acceptable number of times to masturbate in one day?
 

Seriously, what do people consider "normal". Once, twice, three times? I'm curious.

Depends on if you have a job or not.

It also depends if you're male or female.

Ok, so what's the average for each?
Without a job?

Three times a day.

After each meal.

Seems a bit low, if you're jobless.

UNTIL YOU RUN OUT OF CUM

Are you sure you didn't mean to post this in Ask Willie?

ENOUGH TO COVER THE MOON WITH :achimp

ANYTHING OVER A COUPLE OF TIMES A WEEK MAKES YOU A PERVERT/desperate AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT BECAUSE THEY FEEL GUILTY AFTER MASTURBATING TOO MUCH.

It depends on how preoccupied you are, how well you feel, how much time you have on your hands, how much sleep you've gotten...

I read that if man ejaculates more than 5 times a week it lowers his risk of prostate cancer, so I suppose its healthy for a man to do it at least that much.

YEA NBUT ITS ALSO A GREAT WAY TO BLOW ALL YOUR OJAS AND DRASTICALLY SHORTENS THE QUALITY OF YOUR LIFE/LIFESPAN.

gross, zero times:(

edit: and while we're on the subject you males need to WASH YOUR HANDS. you touch your stuff while you're in the restroom and then you touch other stuff like doorknobs and then i touch the doorknobs and i get your boy germs. disgusting!

I have a co-worker well-known for this type of behavior. I have some of that liquid hand-sanitizer to ward him off. Yes, I know it's a placebo, but it makes me feel better, so I'm OK with it. :domo

Edit: And BTW you're the one reading the "gross" thread. ;)

I see someone is sexually repressed.

ITS ONLY AN ACT.

What's so wrong with penis germs? Do they differ substantially from the rest of my germs?

Penis germs make babies

penis babies D:

YOUR a penis baby

Whoa ho ho. It takes a man AND a woman to make a baby. I don't know what kind of sick homosexual family you were raised by but penis germs alone do not make babies.
Plus its not even the germs its the semen :rolleyes

Pregnancy is a disease. :x

how dark and twisted your perspective of life is :rolleyes

A fetus is a parasite :(

A tadao is a goth :(

IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY TADAO

:lol