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Babs Mar 25th, 2010 04:08 AM

sounds like a requiem for a tape worm

Terra Mar 27th, 2010 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 678131)
does eating at a delapidated roadside stall in a third-world country count? cause i tried it while on vacation ^.^;
didnt give me any indigestion tho

In a third world country a dilapidated roadside stall is the apex of critter cuisine.

Kitsunexus Mar 27th, 2010 11:05 AM

If you have never eaten a warm tuna fish sandwich in an pre-owned 70's RV "bathroom" with a semi-full holding tank, consider yourself lucky. >_<

Zhukov Mar 27th, 2010 11:12 AM

I tried some Haggis from a stall in Glasgow, it was bad. The stall was actually owned and run by a Tasmanian, which was weird.

Vegetarian Haggis is delicious, but it's just hot potatoes and onions, really.

Kitsunexus Mar 27th, 2010 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 678481)
I tried some Haggis from a stall in Glasgow, it was bad. The stall was actually owned and run by a Tasmanian, which was weird.

Vegetarian Haggis is delicious, but it's just hot potatoes and onions, really.


Was it "The Worst Toilet In Scotland"? :)

Fathom Zero Mar 27th, 2010 11:24 AM

But damn, do I love me some king rib. Jesus, that's nasty.

Grislygus Mar 27th, 2010 11:37 AM

Haggis is nothing more than a glorified sausage ball involving oats, liver, and heart, and is no worse than black pudding is to Americans

Grislygus Mar 27th, 2010 11:38 AM

blood SAUSAGE, now that shits tasty

Zhukov Mar 28th, 2010 12:58 AM

I can't eat blood sausage. Never have, probably never will.

The Leader Mar 28th, 2010 09:42 AM

What's black pudding?

Terra Mar 28th, 2010 10:07 AM

Isn't it something that has to do with nasty meat products?

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2010 12:16 PM

Blood, glorious blood.

One thing I absolutely would not ever be able to eat...and this isn't even a meat product...is huitlacoche.

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000344.php

Mildewed corn. Nummy num num.

Terra Mar 28th, 2010 12:26 PM

:lol The first time he ever paid for an infection!!

Grislygus Mar 28th, 2010 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 678551)
What's black pudding?

Now that I look it up, it's apparently the exact same thing as blood sausage (which I like), not at all what I thought it was... some years ago I was served something called "black pudding" at a self-styled 'Brazilian' restaurant run by first generation Italian Americans and their parents. I always took them at their word that it was black pudding, but according to a cursory search on Wikipedia it was NOT. God only knows what it was.

Which is horrifying, because the gritty lump of substance that I was served in that restaurant definitely had blood as an ingredient. It was served alongside this giant platter with a wide meat selection and sheep's brains, all of which were fucking delicious; though I'm still not sure how the restaurant qualified as "Brazilian".





And now I notice that somehow I've gotten close to the actual conversation topic.

What the fuck?

Grislygus Mar 28th, 2010 01:44 PM

God I wish that restaurant was still open :(


They had an old guy playing a piano in the lobby back in the day. Now it's a nickle and dime sushi place







I'm fucking depressed now, man, I we gave that old guy a huge tip when we visited for my older cousin's graduation dinner, he was awesome

The Leader Mar 28th, 2010 03:25 PM

I'm sorry for your loss.

Chojin Mar 28th, 2010 07:11 PM

probably the 'independent caterers' at every school i've gone to

DougClayton4231 Apr 5th, 2010 01:46 PM

I got one of the lunch ladies' chin hairs in my lunch in middle school. Does that count?

shekk Apr 5th, 2010 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 677785)
we have a mexican grocery near here where you put your two bucks on the counter, go around the back and they hand you a taco out the back door.

my dad has been brave enough. Me, no chance in hell.

i too have a mexican meat market right around the corner. you dont have to go around to the back to get a taco lol, but they do have some wild shit there. headcheese(brains), cow tongue, lips etc . all of which can be put on a taco served with cilantro which covers up any flavor.

btw why are you guys eating in the bathroom?

Terra Apr 5th, 2010 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shekk (Post 679702)
btw why are you guys eating in the bathroom?

Probably the next stop after eating that shit. Just cutting corners.

Colonel Flagg Apr 5th, 2010 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 678488)
Haggis is nothing more than a glorified sausage ball involving oats, liver, and heart, and is no worse than black pudding is to Americans

Haggis = Scrapple made out of sheep.

It's not bad, actually.

Terra Apr 6th, 2010 10:50 AM

What is a scrapple??

Colonel Flagg Apr 6th, 2010 12:04 PM

Haggis, made from pigs. :posh

EDIT: OK, my apologies, I'm being obstructive. Scrapple is what's left over from pigs after you've used about as much as you can from the cuts you want. The "scraps" are then fed into a grinder and puréed. Corn meal or starch is added for texture, and salt and spices to taste.

I've known about it since forever, as it's a staple of the "Pennsylvania Dutch" or Amish/Mennonite sects of Lancaster county - about 50 miles west of Philadelphia. I'm guessing they have a similar "pork by-product" in other enclaves, such as those in Iowa, Ohio and North Carolina.

Slice it thin and fry it up until it's crisp, and it's actually quite tasty.

Terra Apr 6th, 2010 12:21 PM

Oh. Like chorizo, then.

BTW I love the note in your edit. :)

Kitsa Apr 7th, 2010 08:53 AM

Yes, there is much scrapple around here.

When I was a kid, it sounded to me like something delicious made from little scraps of apple. Boy was that a nasty surprise.


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