I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

The funny thing about the above picture is that it indicates that my monitor at work can have worse contrast issues than the one I'm using now, despite being far newer, bigger, more expensive, and all-around less likely to have contrast issues.

Seven Force

Apr 9th, 2008 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 546977)

Meanie. :(

i was laughing at your joke, not you

the recent post though, that was on you :(

executioneer

Apr 9th, 2008 03:11 AM

RUM DEPLETED; ACTIVATING VODKA RESERVE

Asila

Apr 9th, 2008 03:11 AM

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Do you really have bad taste in men? That is very upsetting to consider. :(

Not usually, but I've completely lost the thread of this particular quote conversation.

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I really like it. :(

Stop it, stop it now! >:

NEVAH! My self-conscious ass has hung on for this long, so that's gotta mean something.

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 546936)

Yeah, I mentioned a metamorphosis that started in high school of turning an image into a personality.

The two biggest instigating factors were an essay I wrote on a message board for the movie "Stigmata" in 1999, to which I had over a hundred email responses that all seemed to deserve hours of research into 2,500 years of ecclesiastical and philosophical original sources--stuff I'd never touched before.

The other one was a few months after that began when I'd argue morality and theism with CLAspinster and Glowbelly on the poli/phil board, which forced me to get an accurate grip on what academic debate looks like before I had to actually live it every waking our of my life.

I-MOCKERY CHANGED MY LIFE.

Commitment to an idea.

I'd probably be a drunken fool even without the internet.

Seven Force

Apr 9th, 2008 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 546970)

Hey guys, I'm going to post a picture that I took last week because apparently "photographer" is a legitimate extension of my job title. This brings my job title up to "...(?), photographer".

I originally planned on incorporating it into a post I planned on writing for the poli/phil forum, but you guys distracted me. I was going to demonstrate that it's hilarious for reasons that seem to be politically incorrect, but really aren't because they're just accurate reflections of reality involving sensitive issues we're conditioned to ignore.

Yes, the post would have been much longer than that paragraph, but you wouldn't have troubles believing that anyways.

Here it is:

wanna meet that frumpy cougar

executioneer

Apr 9th, 2008 03:12 AM

guys did you know that daniel boone was a trailer and a tractor

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546938)

hahaha you read every post

including mine

Always have. Can you waste the worthless?

ALL MY TIME... GONE!

executioneer

Apr 9th, 2008 03:14 AM

if i had never been on this message board i would have probably met less people irl :(

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546943)

I want pub to comment more on this so I will post it more

I've read that book.

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546944)

Does this picture reflect your life decision? What does CHARLIES MEAN TO YOU?

Oh so bitter. :(

Asila

Apr 9th, 2008 03:15 AM

Oh Pub, and thank you for teaching me to just ask you embarrassing shit in front of everyone, seriously.

executioneer

Apr 9th, 2008 03:15 AM

whoa, there's a BOOK?

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546946)

Would you ever drive a yellow pickup truck, why or why not?

Yes, I would. I need a car that can carry my junk & not my family.

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546947)

i just want to hear his opinion on current events

Subscribe to my news service. My inability to pronounce the words indicates my contempt.

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 546948)

Because only the cool cougars drive the yellow pickup trucks

Lonesome isn't cool. :(

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546949)

Lonliness is aways a current event.

And cougars

Fo sho.

Sethomas

Apr 9th, 2008 03:19 AM

"embarrassing shit". That reminds me,

Asila, do you know what a skin bridge is? If not, it'd be best for me to demonstrate personally. If you're curious, that is.

(My advice to investigate former Sethomas posts in Loveline is no longer necessary, whether you realize it now or not.)

GADZOOKS

Apr 9th, 2008 03:20 AM

let's let pub catch up guys

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 546950)

Oh, I did notice 7F's comment and I enjoyed it.

Now, the next step is to actually write erotic I-Mockery fanfiction, and I'll link to chapters involving a fictional representation of myself from my social networking and online dating profiles.

I'd write some but how do you stimulate a skin bridge?

Asila

Apr 9th, 2008 03:21 AM

God help me Seth, I'm curious to know what a skin bridge is.

executioneer

Apr 9th, 2008 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547001)

I'd write some but how do you stimulate a skin bridge?

with a tiny fiddle bow

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 03:21 AM