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Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2009 01:24 AM
:pagebrak

MattJack Jun 13th, 2009 02:57 AM
TY

Chojin Jun 13th, 2009 10:34 AM
man, remember pagers?

MetalMilitia Jun 13th, 2009 11:35 AM

Guitar Woman Jun 13th, 2009 11:42 AM
Did Clement leave already?

I was going to suggest he read Ayn Rand and watch hilarity ensue.

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 03:27 PM
Hey ladies, please gather 'round my balls.
One at a time, get in line, this is a cattle call.
I will inspect via sex if you’ve got what it takes.
Time to disrobe all your clothes and give my tube a taste.
I hit the bush and the tush, she’s screaming 9-11.
I make her gush in the puss, she’s leaking like a levee.
I got her legs in the air like they’re TV antennae.
I'll fill her box with my cock and make her cable ready.

Dixie Jun 13th, 2009 03:32 PM
Sam, I told you to dance.
It works alot better.

but i still loves you

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 03:36 PM
LADIES LOVE SAM

Dixie Jun 13th, 2009 03:40 PM
i'm not sure i'm a "lady"

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 03:41 PM
YOU COUNT

Dixie Jun 13th, 2009 03:44 PM
I NOTICED

i'm a little retarded, just in case no one figured that out yet.

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:17 PM
OKAY, SAM, THE GLOVES ARE OFF :rolleyes

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:17 PM

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:19 PM
I KNOW YOU PISS IN THE GLOVES TO KEEP YOUR HANDS WARM AND INSULATED

MattJack Jun 13th, 2009 04:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 633275)
CHEESE LOUEEZ

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:23 PM
BETTER TO PISS IN YOUR OWN GLOVES THAN TO DIE FROM FREEZING LIKE A PUSSYMERICAN :rolleyes

The Leader Jun 13th, 2009 04:24 PM
BETTER TO DIE A PUSSYMERICAN THAN A FINN


That's not true. :<

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:25 PM
NO IT IS TRUE

The Leader Jun 13th, 2009 04:27 PM
Ok. :)

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:28 PM
WHATEVER, ONE FINN EQUALS 10 PUSSYMERICANS

The Leader Jun 13th, 2009 04:29 PM
Yes, we do have a larger population than you. That's why we're better and can urinate directly into people's homes.

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 633286)
Yes, we do have a larger population than you. That's why we're better and can urinate directly into people's homes.
AND TAKE A RISK OF WAKING UP THE INHABITANT SO S/HE COULD CUT OFF YOUR SCHLONG? :rolleyes

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:32 PM
THE REASON THERE ARE SO MANY MORE AMERICANS THEN FINS IS BECAUSE THE FINS ARE DYING DUE TO PISS HANDLING RELATED DISEASES

The Leader Jun 13th, 2009 04:33 PM
Yes, because we're not pussy Finns who hide their balls between their legs.

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 633291)
Yes, because we're not pussy Finns who hide their balls between their legs.
BETTER BE A PUSSY TO LIVE AND SEE 'NOTHER BATTLE THAN TO DIE LIKE A HERO :rolleyes


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