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Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:31 PM

You're mean, Dylan. :tear

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:32 PM


Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:35 PM

Those shitty reviews were some of the last things I ever wrote before deciding to stick to single sentences followed by an emotion. :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 17th, 2011 01:36 PM

You should write a self-help book under the pseudonym 'Rick Buckley'.

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:37 PM

So yes. Thank you, Tom. I needed to be mocked for writing a paragraph about anything, particularly a personal passion. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:37 PM

I will stick to the dick jokes from now on. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:38 PM

Although just saying dicks all the time isn't much of a joke as much as a repressed desire to suck you all off. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 713198)
You should write a self-help book under the pseudonym 'Rick Buckley'.

I don't get it. :(

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:40 PM

If I was a gay guy called Richard I would totally not have my name shortened to Rick. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:41 PM

Because I would want to be called Dick! :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:42 PM

Dick Fuckley! :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:42 PM

Was that it? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:43 PM

Was that the joke, Dylan? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:43 PM

Bravo! :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 713197)
Those shitty reviews were some of the last things I ever wrote before deciding to stick to single sentences followed by an emotion. :eek

Emoticon is too a word spellcheck (spellcheck is not a word). :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:55 PM

Sorry! The administrator has disabled the list of members. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:56 PM

What is that about? :confused

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 711305)
does sirens of titan have a sequence where the main character takes a bunch of meth and starts hallucinating horrifying shit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 711311)
What a good book you have chosen to read.

..

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 02:17 PM

Reading the True Bedroom Stories thread from the beginning. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 02:17 PM

Feel sick at the end of the first page. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 02:18 PM

I don't think I like sex. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 490472)
why am i supposed to be taking notes

is there gonna be a test on how to be despicable later

2007 Willie knows what is up. :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 17th, 2011 02:39 PM

It was a good name to have, I don't understand why you're making some sort of amusement out of it. :(

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 02:46 PM

I am a sad, pathetic man. :eek

Kitsa Feb 17th, 2011 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 713180)
I can believe that. :x

My own fault...I told him that I had some numb spots on my back from spinal surgery nerve damage, so he didn't bother anesthetizing me. Turns out that either a) if the spot was numb, it was not numb enough, or b) he found a spot that was not at all numb.

He slapped a band-aid on it and sent me on my way. It's not so very much, but it feels like a large welt backed by a bruise.

Still, better that than some iffy spot on my skin going all melanoma on me, because that's way worse.


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