Gorilla Killed In Poice shootout
 

sad but funny
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4558461

Ah not 30 minutes from where I live and this is the first I have heard about it....but a correction. Not sad, just funny.

If they could shoot him with a bullet, why not a tranquilizer?

Zoo workers armed with tranquilizer guns had pursued the animal through the forested jungles of the Wilds of Africa exhibit for about 40 minutes, but could not gain a clear shot, officials said.

You fucking idiot.

>: Blah, I still think it's stupid to have killed it.

The little boy said in the hospital "the monkey tried to eat my head"

The ape was reaching for his piece. The officers had to take him down :|

This just in:

"The dark object, believed to be a gun, was actually an over-ripe banana", explained an on-scene forensics investigator, "we're still investigating the officer's claims that the gorilla made a crude attempt to fashion the banana in such a way as to look like an automatic pistol in order to affect his escape from the zoo."

Never post again. :|

You're just as bad, mote.

Why hasn't anybody photoshopped Magilla Gorilla for this thread yet? >:

This just in:

"The dark object, believed to be a gun, was actually an over-ripe banana", explained an on-scene forensics investigator, "we're still investigating the officer's claims that the gorilla made a crude attempt to fashion the banana in such a way as to look like an automatic pistol in order to affect his escape from the zoo."

I thought i heard about this. Was this the one where the stupid kid jumped into the cage and the mother jumped in with her two other kids or something? Stupid people.