The Apocolypse - 999th Post - WHERE IS GOD NOW?
 

It is with a conflicted soul that I prepare for entrance in to the Quadruple Digit Post Count Club. For quite some time members who exceeded this mark were the target of my ribbing and high post count allegations. Could some of that projected fatality have been envy? Fuck no. Perhaps it was a passive-aggressive denial? Eat cock.

I am one post away from entering an established community of blowhards. Please welcome me with open arms in spite of the things I've said.

I would appreciate some words of encouragement.

Welcome to the new world, my friend.

KUPLAH!

Can't some moderator re-adjust your post count? Then your railing would be even funnier.

make it memorable, please.

post a picture of yourself in your underwear.

preferably a pair of those boxer briefs.

or just a blue feather boa wrapped around yourself.

I'm going to have to ask for your resignation as AVLP President at this time :|

Edit: Oh, crap! I'm a quadruple digit poster too! How the hell did that happen? The shame! The ignominiousness!

I must revert to my alter ego at this time.

I'm not even in the triple digits yet

You are a true one, Stak.

The moment has now passed and I feel nothing.

woah your avatar looks like the anti-space ghost or his evil twin or something

recall: INVISIBLE AVLP BYLAW ADDENDUM

V. The new acceptable post count is altered from 1,500 (one thousand five hundred) to a maximum acceptable post limit of 1,999 (one thousand nine-hundred ninty-nine).

You guys are still in the clear.

Thank God! We're still better than the imbecile masses.

You make me proud Ziggy.

im almost there too

I have a moderately high postcount too. Do I count yet?

Oh I dont think the mods would like that too much.


lolololololololololololololol

I'm way too sexy!

no because your posts dont count, why should you?

Blue Oatmeal, I dont think GB was talking to you, was she? and BTw, you are a dead ringer for the gay eccentric English Film star of old Charles Hawtrey.