the pot may call the kettle black even though the kettlepwnssieko :rolleyes

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR WINNING

you won shit, idiot

you automatically lose because you are stupid enough to use the internet slangterm "pwn" and MEAN it

Hey guys, I win at the internet! :)

what do you want? a fucking noble prize for it >:

nobel :rolleyes

well that blew up in my face :(

ahem...

DOOM rules.

I WIN

WHAT IS THIS WINNING SHIT YOU PEOPLE SPEAK OF

YOU ALL ARE LOSERS.




















JERKS
















LOSERS

I won a bet yesterday does that count??

winners dont use drugs

um....whatever

omg whateverr

:eek

what are you trying to say boy? did Timmy fall down the well again?

IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE'S ASLEEP. TIME TO GOOF OFF!


HEY RONGI! DON'T WAKE UP!


TEABAGGED!

that bitch is gross.

This is my answer to all!


:picklehat

SHUT UP

SHUT UP

SHUT UP

i got a lot of bones in my arm

HOWS ABOUT I BREAK THEM FOR YOU?

YOU BEST NOT. JERK.

ROCK

I'LL DROP YOU














LIKE IT'S HOT.

if you were awesome you would have said "I'LL DROP YOU LIKE A BEAT"

but I'm not :(

PSSHSHSH, i have to go do homework now, you aren't worth my time >:

DON'T HATE, APPRECIATE >:

HILARY SWANK HILARY SWANK HILARY SWANK HILARY SWANK

she has an ugly face.

nobody can break the bones in my arm because they are too fast

I just read this whole thread >:

WOAH NOW

YOU NEED SCHOOLIN BABY I AINT FOOLIN

YOU TELL THAT BAD PERSON

lol did you get to the part on one of the pages where we made up the new mandatory rule that people who publicly announce that they've read the entire thread must read it again no well maybe you really didn't actually read it or else you wouldn't have made that mistake well get going anyway

milhosue dont be such a jerk from HELL

guys is it weird that the only thing i've listiened to all day is led zeppelin

or is it gay

Yesterday, I listened to Johnny Cash all day.

Sometimes some crimes
Go slipping through the cracks
But these two
Gumshoes
Are picking up the slack
There's no case too big
No case too small
When you need help just call

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale's
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
No, no, it never fails
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

Fresh prints
Not since Watson and Mr. Holmes
Have two minds
So fine
Looked under every stone
When you need some help to save the day
They're never far away

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale's
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
No, no, it never fails
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

Grey skies - it's trouble
Bad guys see double
When they're around
The chips are never down

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale's
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
No, no, it never fails
They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whos

Grey skies it's trouble
Bad guys see double
When they're around
The chips are never down

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale's
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
No, no, it never fails
They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whos

Johnny Cash once did this cover of sound garden's rusty cage, and i must say, the original pales in comparison to Johnny Cash's cover :rock.

you guys must be gay :rolleyes

f*ck u

sry ;(

I just read it again. What now smartypants?

Well since you've just public announed it again...

Yeah seriously Guitar Woman you aren't too bright are you well that's why you're a woman lol am i right guys? :highfive

Yesterday I went to the doctors and he took out a golfball sized tumor out of my back, now I have a golfball sized hole in my back and it's leaking. :puke

And when he was done taking it out he showed it to me and I was like "Oh shit" and then the doctor was like "oh shit" but he wasn't oh shitting the same thing I was he was oh shitting the fact that blood was spraying out of the huge crater in my back and had to use like 30 sutures to close it and it's still oozing and the blood is all gross and dark and drips down my back so now I don't have to go to work til next week. >:

OMG *slaps Esuohlim in the face*

GUYS DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT JOKE: WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND COOKING ME DINNER IN THE KITCHEN BECAUSE SHE KNOWS HER DAMN PLACE BECAUSE LAST NIGHT WHEN I CAME HOME DINNER WASN'T READY AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT I WORK HARD DAMMIT ALL DAY AND I DESERVE A HOT FUCKING MEAL IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK IT'S NOT LIKE SHE DOES ANYTHING ALL DAY BUT SIT AROUND AND WATCH TV SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A JOB BUT I'M GETTING OFF THE SUBJECT EVEN THOUGH TECHNICALLY IT STILL IS THE SUBJECT BUT I AM GOING TO ASK THE JOKE AGAIN OKAY?

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND COOKING ME DINNER IN THE KITCHEN?

A WOMAN! :lol2

AND THAT BITCH BETTER DO IT RIGHT OR SHE'LL GET MORE OF THE SAME >:

AM I RIGHT FELLAZ AND LADIEZ?

FUCK YEAH THATS WHY WOMENS' FEET ARE SMALLER SO THEY CAN STAND CLOSER TO THE STOVE

AND WHY THEY DONT NEED WATCHES BECAUSE THERES A CLOCK ON THE DAMN OVEN, THOSE STUPID BITCHES

Switch Dingo: ONE NIGHT WITH THE DICE MAN
Sock Head23568: ANDREW DICE CLAY >_<
Switch Dingo: THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED IN THE SHOE
Switch Dingo: AND I FUCKD HER IN THE ASS IN FRONT OF HER KIDS AND MADE THEM FILM IT WHILE THEY CRIED AND SEXUALLY SERVICED JAPANESE BUSINESSMEN
Sock Head23568: that sounds not unlike every single hentai made ever : (
Switch Dingo: I'm the new Andrew Dice Clay
Sock Head23568: yeah you're andrew dice GAY
Sock Head23568: hooooaaaaaah
Switch Dingo: >:
Switch Dingo: FU

My game is paused. Therefore, I shall be taking my meal in the basement ... and don't forget the hot sauce if you know what's good for you ... you mess up my high score one more time and ... Am I right, guise? >:

Beating women is funny to us, no?

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


nothing, you allready told her twice...

:/

MINE HAS TWO BEFORE I TELL HER ANYTHING BECAUSE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO DO IT WITHOUT BEING TOLD. >:

HELL YEAH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS THE SHIT I MEAN I DONT TRUST ANYHING THAT BLEEDS FOR FIVE DAYS WITHOUT DYING AM I CORRECT GUYS

CAPS LOCK

OMG *SLAPS ESUOHILM IN THE CHEEK*

OMFG THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR

Please stop fight you're makign me sad :(

The story about the tumor was true and it hurts. :(

plug it with a pro-flite

I'm glad that someone is sympathetic to my plight. :(

Sam I'm sorry but don't let it stop you from posting here like all the time ok? :(

did you get to keep it

Sam told me it wasn't cancer so I'm happy

ITS NOT A TUMOR >:

hey guys whats up

tumors are so 2004 >:

"Super HIV" is the new cancer

i agree

I DISagree

HICKMAN IS THE NEW MATT HARTY

THANK YOU KINDERGARTEN COP :rolleyes

F*CK OFF

FRONT TO BACK AND SIDE TO SIDE >:

THIS IS HOW WE DO SOMETHIN N*GGA

PLAY MY NEW GAME BULLETPROOF WHEN IT COMES OUT BEFORE I GAT YO ASS N*GGAZ

I CAME
I CAME
I SAW
I SAW
I HIT EM RIGHT DEAD IN THE JAW
IN THA JAW

WHY DO NEGROS ABOUND THE PAGE? >:

BANNED

stick stick stick

stick in the mud

stick in your EYE

it's a race

on you marks

get ste

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