here

gee whiz

yo

G-Unit

Oh man, I predict a storm front moving in on Karl here. My five-day forecast? Some black thunder with a chance of pain. Now let's see what's happening in your neck of the woods.

What's that roaring outside your tent, Karl? A few angry rokers, i bet! >:

i'm gonna cook you up some low-fat asskicking.

Rongi-Roker's badass face works great with this :(

EDIT: I'm gonna kick your ass Karl, and it hurts extra bad with skis on >:

man why the fuck is there no replica of the glaive from krull for sale anywhere on the goddamn internet >: its always the one from Blade, and who gives a fuck about that one >: do i gotta make my own or what you faggets

i <3 krull

NOT GOOD ENOUGH, INTERNET >:

Who the hell is Al Roker? Seriously. :(

I think he's a weatherman

he is the weather from the today show

thnx

np

hey guys

yo whut up

Where in the world is *HUH!* Matt Lauer! :oldTodayshowreference

I lost three pounds taking a shit today :(

My stomach is the size of my thumb thanks to surgery. Who wants an egg salad sandwich?

I'd have some but the wife would kill me! (not literally)

I'd have some but it would give me egg farts :eek

Who wants some fruit punch?

I will never get tired of reading this:

"Bitten as a young man by a radioactive spider, Max Burbank now possesses the proportional speed, strength and agility of a man slowly dying from radiation poisoning."