Excellent material.

I need to go to the bank and get my overdraft extended as I have no money left.
I tried to get a job where I used to work, before I went to uni, but the new manager is a bitch. Basically my girlfriend still works at the store I applied for and the manager was all like "well I don't think Stefan can have the job because he invloved with Jen". Ironically she works with her boyfriend in another store on certain days of the week.

It's really stupid because I could start working straght away with no training. SOME PEOPLE.

Hey Pub I wasn't going to even consider putting your new review up tomorrow because it was utterly boring but then I felt all bad because it has twice as many words as anything I ever wrote so far so now I might just put it up as a pity thing. :(

That was exactly what I was going for. At first I thought of maybe splitting it in two and adding even more huge pictures, but I could barely read a paragraph of it without trying to put in another dick joke, so I just left it.

The only way I get anything in life is through pity. ;)

That was exactly what I was going for. At first I thought of maybe splitting it in two and adding even more huge pictures, but I could barely read a paragraph of it without trying to put in another dick joke, so I just left it.

The only way I get anything in life is through pity. ;)

That was exactly what I was going for. At first I thought of maybe splitting it in two and adding even more huge pictures, but I could barely read a paragraph of it without trying to put in another dick joke, so I just left it.

The only way I get anything in life is through pity. ;)

That was exactly what I was going for. At first I thought of maybe splitting it in two and adding even more huge pictures, but I could barely read a paragraph of it without trying to put in another dick joke, so I just left it.

The only way I get anything in life is through pity. ;)

I think I've forgotton how to use the internet! :(

Egad! :eek

That's the Blake's 7 one right? Not the one I sent the day before that?

They gave me bum lettuce on my roast beef sandwhich, seriously it was like a clump of shit they put in a taco bell salad.

was it lettuce that came out of a bum or did ythey put it in your bum :lol

The Blake's 7 was the only one I got :(

Oh wait, nevermind. For some reason your other one went into a Spam folder. :(

I was thinking that it might have gone in a spam folder with that title.

I completely forgot to mention that Blake's 7 is a British sci-fi show from the seventies. :(

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And now no one has any reason to read that fucking thing again! >:

I probably won't put anymore of these sci-fi show reviews up unless you make them more interesting. I seriously did put this one up only because of its length and unless you ripped it off some other site you probably spent a lot of time writing it. :(

But your review of comics was stellar compared to the everything else you contributed so far, so that's definitely going up. :eek

Keep it in check. >:

I only wrote the Blake's 7 one because a good ten hours after I sent you the comics piece you mentioned in Seven Force's thread that you wanted more of the shitty reviews. And yeah, I totally wrote the review. Go watch the show, it's nothing like the review because I was lying to make it more interesting. :(

I didn't want to write another shitty sci-fi review. :(