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creeposaurus Jul 5th, 2011 10:29 PM

Moved to Florida
 
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george Jul 5th, 2011 10:33 PM

you should hook up with casey anthony, i hear she is free and knows where the party is :)

Sam Jul 5th, 2011 10:34 PM

I HEARD SHE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO "GET OFF" :rimshot

executioneer Jul 5th, 2011 10:37 PM

man why would you move TO florida

Dixie Jul 5th, 2011 10:39 PM

iguanas.

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2011 10:46 PM

Say hi to Seven Force when you find him crawlin' through your bushes because you made this thread

Wiffles Jul 5th, 2011 11:11 PM

You in central or south FL? I've lived in central FL. Orlando. Theres basically nothing to do unless you're into theme parks and mini golf. Theres basically nowhere interesting to go since everything is flat, but you can always drive an hour to the beach and watch space shuttle launches and there are nice restaurants too in the touristy areas.

IDK but in central FL there seemed to be alot of universities so I guess you get your drugz through the college kids living there. they will hook you up with reliable people who sell those and even deliver.


Miami tho, is another story. lots to do.

Colonel Flagg Jul 5th, 2011 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 729989)
man why would you move TO florida

This is a good question. Please answer.

creeposaurus Jul 6th, 2011 01:43 AM

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Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 01:45 AM

There's always something to do if you pay attention, no matter how worthless the area

With that being said, you now live in the hot, smelly, shaved armpit of America

creeposaurus Jul 6th, 2011 01:49 AM

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Colonel Flagg Jul 6th, 2011 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by creeposaurus (Post 730021)
Isn't this where people come to die?

Funny you should bring that up. My stepfather did just that.

Have fun. :(

Zhukov Jul 6th, 2011 11:19 AM

If I can find something to do in Tasmania, then I'm sure you arseholes can find something to do in Florida.

Colonel Flagg Jul 6th, 2011 11:53 AM

Speaking of which, what's the prognosis on the Tasmanian Devil? I hear there's a virulent form of cancer that is endangering their existence.

Zhukov Jul 6th, 2011 12:36 PM

I feel sorry for them despite them being the stuff of nightmares; they're pretty screwed and probably wont last the next decade in the wild.

creeposaurus Jul 6th, 2011 01:05 PM

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Colonel Flagg Jul 6th, 2011 01:35 PM

^^^ Long time past. No worries. :)

Pentegarn Jul 6th, 2011 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 729989)
man why would you move TO florida

To take one's talents to south beach I would assume :lebron

creeposaurus Jul 6th, 2011 05:33 PM

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Pentegarn Jul 6th, 2011 05:41 PM

Only thing I know about Florida is there's swamps, amusement parks, football programs who all cheat on both the college and pro level, drugs, cubans, Cubans, and Cubans smoking cubans

executioneer Jul 6th, 2011 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 730392)
Only thing I know about Florida is there's swamps, amusement parks, football programs who all cheat on both the college and pro level, drugs, cubans, Cubans, and Cubans smoking cubans

and Cubans eating cubans. and alligators eating Cubans

plus i think Piers Anthony lives there (if he hasnt died yet)

uhh and the kissimmee river and lake okeechobee? idk

Pentegarn Jul 6th, 2011 05:47 PM

Isn't there a show on Animal planet that tapes there too? Something about catching reptiles?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 7th, 2011 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by creeposaurus (Post 730021)
Isn't this where people come to die?

Then wash downstream into Lousianna and get Rzarected.

executioneer Jul 8th, 2011 01:03 AM

apparently if you go now you can go to a gun range and find some drunk canadians

kahljorn Jul 8th, 2011 01:12 AM

my friend who lives there gets good cocaine i guess

it must be good cause she used to be fat and now i guess she is retarded skinny or something


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