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executioneer Jul 5th, 2011 09:04 PM

probably not i never go out to see movies anymore :(

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2011 10:44 PM

Willie if I liked Swordfishtrombones what other albums would I like?

executioneer Jul 5th, 2011 11:01 PM

rain dogs maybe? idk i havent heard all his albusm

Esuohlim Jul 8th, 2011 01:01 AM

ok then I'll open the question to EVERYBODY now because I know there's other Waits fans on here...maybe :(

kahljorn Jul 8th, 2011 01:08 AM

yea you might be Waitsing for a while


executioneer Jul 8th, 2011 01:20 AM

bone machine

Dixie Jul 14th, 2011 06:38 PM

What happens to all the peeps that weren't bought during the easter season?

executioneer Jul 14th, 2011 07:02 PM

that's what duraflame logs are, recycled peeps + wood chips

creeposaurus Jul 22nd, 2011 02:07 PM

Will I'm debating on whether or not I should buy a replacement shell for my DS lite. But I also Want the new 3ds. Should I trash the ds lite and get the 3ds or is the 3ds just overrated?

executioneer Jul 22nd, 2011 02:50 PM

well i don't actually know much about the ds or handhelds in general, but 3d always seems like too much of a gimmick to pay any extra money for :/ and I haven't really heard of any must-have games for the 3ds. if there's a game you've seen good reviews about that is 3ds exclusive then maybe get the 3ds, otherwise the dslite will probably be fine

creeposaurus Jul 22nd, 2011 08:43 PM

Thank you oh wise one

Evil Robot II Jul 22nd, 2011 09:09 PM

is god away on business?

executioneer Jul 22nd, 2011 09:18 PM

god got aids and died sorry you had to hear it like this

Shrubfest Jul 23rd, 2011 07:38 PM

Would you rather your Parasprites had long legs or extra tying ribbons?

Also, I'm making green, red, orange, blue and purple ones. :) Want just white/silver wings or multicolour?

executioneer Jul 23rd, 2011 09:26 PM

white/silver only, and longer legs prz

Evil Robot II Jul 26th, 2011 10:39 PM

OK, I have a valid three part question:

1) Why do men have nipples?

@) What year is it?

30 I know what they were for, I used to use them but why do keyboards still have "Scroll Lock", "Pause (and we always need a break!)"? Printscreen is great except its use it very diffrent now, but who uses SysRq so often that they need a key for it? Why not map them as spanish punctuation marks to make things simpler?

4) Why do men have nipples again but this time provide the same answer phrased differently.

executioneer Jul 26th, 2011 11:47 PM

1. because males and females are identical when they first form into fetuses and don't develop different sexes until later in gestation

2. year of the rabbit (metal)

3. i honestly dont know. maybe for backwards compatibility for all those people running DOS emulators?

4. because god has nipples and man was created in god's image, be glad god doesn't have a big asshole right in the middle of his forehead too

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 27th, 2011 02:23 PM

Willie, why you so radical?

Honest injun

executioneer Jul 27th, 2011 02:37 PM

I learned it from master splinter

k0k0 Jul 27th, 2011 02:55 PM

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

What about asking a stupid fucking grinning bobcat why he's grinning all the time?

executioneer Jul 27th, 2011 03:13 PM

i haven't heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon, no

bobcat's always grinning because he remembers the time he set fire to leno's couch

captain516 Jul 28th, 2011 01:14 PM

Willie, what is your favorite thing to come out of the 1960s?

executioneer Jul 28th, 2011 03:09 PM


Evil Robot II Aug 2nd, 2011 11:41 PM

Seriously, three packets of ketchup?

executioneer Aug 3rd, 2011 01:12 AM

yeah i know it wasn't even GOOD ketchup, it was Hunt's >:

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