:MetalMilitia

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Everyone's been complimenting me lately. Especially my pants. Even a few dudes.

I feel hot as hell now, but now I'm wondering if I'm secretly terminal and everone's just being nice to me during my last few days on Earth :(

I like how this webpage for TOP 5 NERDS has Urkel as #6 http://www.makefive.com/categories/e...-5-nerds/urkel

Also it's probably funny to me because it's 6:32 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING >:

PHOENIX GAMMA YOU ARE A STUD BTW

LETS SEE DEM PANTS

spiral architect's a pretty good song you thoughts?

So I'm friends with some of the local roller derby team members, and they had a fund raiser roller disco event tonight, so I went. It was pretty good and I'm no slouch on the skates, but when they played Thriller I started doing dance moves and wasn't watching where I was going, I slammed straight into a little kid and he smashed his face on the ground.

We all had to stop and his mum came and collected him and they went to the hospital to get his face checked out. It wasn't ALL my fault since he was trying to zip in front of me like a little bitch. Plus it wasn't really meant for kids since there was booze and swearing.

Fantastic night though.

stupid ass little kids trying to ruin shit

THIS IS WHERE THE BIG BOYS SKATE.

Zhukov, how do you feel about permanently disfiguring a child?

No point focusing on the negatives. There were lots of girls in short skirts and that makes up for one small accident.

ZHUKOV YOU HAVE RUINED THAT CHILD'S LIFE, I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF YOURSELF.

YOU SON OF A BITCH.

obligatory meteor shower post :(

Is that what that was?

I was coming home just south of Columbus, OH; it was overcast and raining. There were two brilliant, bright blue flashes in the sky. I figured that it was either lightning or maybe a power transformer exploding somewhere. Maybe it was the meteor shower.

maybe, yeah! the peak is actually monday night but you can always catch cool shows days in advance. not sure if it'd be bright enough to get past the overcastyness though. :(

are you guys enjoying your snow? :(

Heck to the yes

Usually I get a happy cozy feeling when the first big snow hits. Now I just feel tired :(

CRICHMUX THYME

miscellaneous grumble

It's really muggy here, does that count? :(

The Axial Tilt commands you to be muggy!

Shut up wiffles. Shut the goddamn hell up

Goddamnit Wiffles you are the most horrible character ever invented, worse than Flo from Progressive Auto Insurance, worse than Scrappy Doo.