I wish I had some stalker b gone

I think its marketed as pepper spray.

Her face works just as well.

She is Guano-Crazy.

POST 'EM HERE SON :highfive

ive heardpeople say you gotta use SPECIAL LIghtERS or millions of other magical things to get high on salvia but when i did it i just smoked like two bowls in a row really fast with a normal lighter

it also just sucks

two bowls of saliva sounds gross

you crazy kids

thats what you gotta do to get high on it

i also smoked it out of a bong, not a pipe :O

man I just ate like six bananas and I feel dizzy. :x

the new msn messenger in beta is pretty sweet. it automatically appears you offline to everyone when you change your status, but then you can click on an IM window and you automatically appear online to whichever people you feel like talking to. so you get to block people without actually blocking them and with no effort. :)

IS THAT WHY I NEVER SEE YOU ON MSN?

http://www.springerlink.com/content/02060rj354480858/

fucking hippie

This garage sale thing actually didn't go too badly.

A kid asked to use our bathroom but we shut that shit down pretty fast. :/

Literally.

Well, there go the nicotine WD's.

I guess that means I quit smoking. Now what?

NOTHIN

NOW LIFE RETURNS TO BEING AS MEANINGLESS AS BEFORE YOU HAD A GOAL

Bill is pregnant.

Man, I was playing baldur's gate and totally missed miami vice :(

Baldur's Gate, fuck yeah!

You should have modded Tubbs as a playable character. That would have reminded you.

I would totally use a Tubbs portrait, if such existed :(

Rembrandt Pussyhorse

Why are so many of you kids missing a funny bone? Comedy and wit where at their highest during times of great depression. You're all way to worried about your precious feelings.

Cigarettes smell like shit so you probably smell like shit

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT CIGARETTES

Hahaha faggot

goddamnit I seriously want to relapse right now but my integrity is at stake

Smoking's not cool anymore

I finished off my bag of salvia in a desperate attempt to get my lungs to stop yapping at me for smoke.

I still didn't fully break through, but I fucking know evil when I feel it, and that is one nasty drug.

Not ever going anywhere near it agian.

I took up tea and incense, guys

I just sold a book on mouth cancer at the garage sale but that shit would have put you off cigs quicker than quick

I hear jogging is good for smoker's lungs

Hairway to Steven

You don't have anything to wory about.

I play guitar like a duck. :(

Locust Abortion Technician

i just found out the los locos kicked j horkheimer's balls into outer space

r i p my nigga

:lol

If I had a genie I would waste one wish on GW getting cancer AFTER he gives up smoking. PLEASE GENIE PLEASE!

I'm going to the largest fair in the area in a few...same one as the "SEE THE STRANGE THING" booth. You could all chip in via Paypal toward the dollar admission, I'd see the strange thing and report back.

I kinda want a pickled punk. But a lot of them are bad juju, so I dunno.

I looked all over for the strange thing tent and it was gone :(

i bought 5 packs of blacks and a pack of black teas the other day

this thread makes me want to smoke one. i think i will.

yeeeeeeeeah my boxes of Baccarats and h. upmans arrived today, and the chat thread is already talking about smoking

who else around here loves cigars?

except gw. if you like cigars, i just KNOW you'll go on and on about some mediocre crap like romeo and juliets (except actually referring to them as ROMEO Y JULIETTA) until you discover Punch and Arturo Fuentes and think that no one else knows about "your" two new brands

except that you're probably one of the many cigarette smokers that hold their noses and roll their eyes whenever cigars are mentioned, in which case your input is welcomed

I'm just kidding, no one else should give a shit about cigars

everyone SHOULD give a shit about the return of MrAdventure!



end of GrislyguSpam.

I GIVE A SHIT.

I THINK YOU NEED OPUS X FUENTE FUENTES

QUIT SMOKIN' AND START DRAWIN' YOU JAGALOON.

Started moving into my on-campus apartment yesterday and met one of the other two roommates. The apartment's really kinda dull, but hopefully it'll look nicer as we all finish moving in. My mom was pissed, though; we went into me and my friend's room so I could unpack my bed stuff, and my roommate from last year was laying in the other bed with her boyfriend. After we left my mom was going on about how inconsiderate my roommate was, but really, it's to be expected in college...

Yes but manners don't cost a thing.

most college-age manners issues stem from misguided "HEY LOOK I'M TOTALLY A GROWNUP NOW" bs.

It's terrible here, but it is everywhere. People'll be be the same from the time they're four until they're working some dead-end job. College is the same as high school is the same as a career.

No self respect, for one thing.

OH YAY! ANOTHER BLOG!

BUTT MANNER COST THE MOST.

I'm suprised colleges don't offer road trip courses.

You could have suggested to Mom that she take some pictures of the happy couple to put up on her blog if she really felt that upset about it. It would have been a teaching moment for both Mom and your ex-roomie.

the spanish class i'm taking this semester is costing $540 in required materials. it's absurd that they don't tell us this stuff before we register. really, for that amount i could just buy rosetta stone and hire myself a mexican nanny. :(

bability is bananas, double posting is super cool

lol, I thought it said "HIRE MYSELF A MEXICAN ARMY"

so the average full time student is paying about $1,000 in book fees per semester...but that's not so bad compared to art students that have to pay double that with the required work materials :lol

Just torrent your books :ROLLEYES

Also you're only paying that much if you buy from bookstores. Go online and you'll probably pay less than half that

1000$ in book fees? Per semester? What the fuck

Amazon :rolleyes

I used to cry after I bought my med school textbooks. But that was back when campus email was a novelty, let alone that wacky thing called the internet :(

I remember Grolier's Multimedia Encyclopedia on CD-Rom blowing my fucking mind when I started high school.

Seriously. It's fucking ridiculous. All my books this semester are about $200 each at the bookstore.

And Amazon is the shit. On there they're like 60 bucks each

The only book I'm buying is my ~$100 French. I've only bought one book since I started school last year.

:lol

everything is free on the internet

Not when you have to buy a book to get a code to use a shitty website to turn in homework.

edit: n/m

The worst is when you get a professor who wrote the book. He sells an online version that you have to pay to download, and you have to turn in the receipt and order number or you fail the class, preventing people from pitching in on one download and making copies. Shit's fucked up

It'll be worth it all though. Not only will it help you get a job, your job will be in the profession you are studying for!

That's good news I've been studying a lot of pornography lately

Those fucking zappos puppets are creepy.

^^^ Wørd.

Addall

I had one professor who demanded we buy a BRAND FUCKING NEW PDR every time it came out. And carry it to class. And we barely used it.



PICTURED ACTUAL SIZE

It was one of the first things I ever put on a credit card because on my wages I could never buy it outright.

The biggest kick in the teeth was the book buyback table across from the bookstore, where they'd look at the perfect-condition $300 book you'd just bought a few WEEKS before, in some cases, and tell you they'd give you $2 for it.

Hahaha.

I actually have read all my text books from my time at university. I had interest in my subjects, and I still have them all.

They weren't that expensive, either. Every so often we would have to buy a collection of print outs in a binder for a couple of bucks.

Life was good.

Because the prof wanted you to buy it BRAND SPANKING NEW, the people at the buyback table knew there was no market for even a slightly used copy.

If you still have it, you could probably sell it on half.com for .... well, about half the current market price. :\

I always figured PDRs are always pretty much useless if they're not the current year. I got rid of all mine as soon as I was out of school. As a matter of fact, I only kept a couple of physiology texts, a really cool anatomy text that was basically a picture book of real cadavers, and some paperback general medicine text. Oh...and "Where There Is No Doctor" and "Where There is No Dentist", because you never know when you'll need to make a treadle dental drill out of tin can scraps.

We'll just call you Kitsa Macgyver.

It all depends - I saw a lot of editions on half.com for anywhere from $0.75 to $30. However, as you mentioned, the point is moot. :\

Yep. And I watched all that M*A*S*H, too :/

Today, I was taking photographs of my mother's garden and accidentally stepped on an anthill. My shoes filled with angry ants, and now my feet are puffy and itchy. FML.

today i was looking at a tree while waiting for the bus and i noticed there was a hole in it and it looked weird on the inside so i stuck my hand in and touched it and there was like a bunch of really soft dirt and i moved it all around :(

turns out it was an ant nest or some shit cause like 2 minutes later there was a thousand panicked ants everywhere.

Nope, that was my ass.

your ass is dirty and your body is very treelike ;/ though slender.

ALSO THE WEED I GOT TODAY FOR TEN BUCKS IS RIDICULOUS ;/

2:30am power outages suck extra hard. It ruined the really good shit I was in the middle of taking >:

it didnt make it more peaceful?

I'm downloading Rosetta Stone (Spanish/Latin America). Hopefully it will make learning fun!

Our neighbor is shaving another neighbor's back hair in their driveway with dog clippers.

I just thought you all should know.

Take pix, I know you have a camera that can zoooooooooooooooooooooom.

They moved it back into the garage when I went back out :(

Thank you for trying :(

Shitting in the dark is unnerving man :(