@Tadao Hey man, don't push him.

He has internet friends on this forum.

@Babs, You're the man now dog.

Hey guys I have been lurking here forever and I was hoping you guys would accept me but it doesn't seem that way. But could someone post saying something nice about me just so I know?

Shy, you are a funny guy. Babs, please die.

I'm still shocked by Eric's defense of some popularity contest over the harassment of Babs.

I bet he's telling on me right now. No wonder your fat ugly girlfriend can keep you down.

I can relate with you on that bro. Nothing wrong with being shy and quiet. Wanna be friends?

To legit

See, you can't even do the whole "I don't care" thing right. There is something very seriously wrong with your brain. You should start with Kindergarten logistical problem solving and work your way up from there. God knows it would help your spelling and grammar.

You were on that red pickle too :lol I should quote it, your 'feedback' read like it went on for hours, I may still be reading it in fact

You're very wrong, I do care other wise I wouldn't have started all of this. Friends yet? I'm showing the willingness to commit RIGHT NOW.

No offense Babs, but you are coming off as quite needy. Better to drop the whole thing and write off Tadao as a lost cause

Babalitly Pancakes or whatever your fucking dumb ass name is now. The only way I will ever be friends with you is when you are dead. I'm willing to commit to this right now as well.

so that means he wants to be friends with you forever in the afterlife

he must like you a lot

I think he wants to be me. :(

No offense to babs, but you sound like a whiny baby. I came onto this board with nobody liking me. A weird rom hacker who likes to draw sprites of wee wee's and pee pee's. But now I like to think I found my place. And it wasn't due to complaining and bitching because one person doesn't like you. Let the dude hate you. If you cry about it everyone's gonna think that's just who you are.

Yeah, we've tried to explain that to him multiple times. Just wait, you'll have reason to want him dead as well.

It's time for a change. You guys won't be dissapointed this time around. You just watch. This time, I'm giving back instead of taking and wanting. Consider this all dropped.

Also Koko:

You have a talent that this group of comedians can appreciate. There was another "rom hacker" a few months ago who's talents were not appreciated. I feel that we are loyal to our poop 'N' penis humor, so of course we will burn alive meme fags. Makes sense right?

Hey fag, you can't just tell on people and then have it go away because you swear it'll be different this time.

This kind of shit is why I hate you so much.

Maybe its a talent you'll learn to appreciate.

What, constantly sucking peoples balls in order to be tolerated? Not going to happen.

NEW ART PROJECT: I am going to make an alginate cast of my head, do a clay press of the mold (which means filling the mold with molten oil-based clay and swirling it around, pouring out the excess so that I'm left with a clay positive of my head) modifying the clay positive so that it looks like I'm decomposing, then doing an alginate cast of the clay positive, making a foam latex mask from the decomposing head mold. The final product will be stretched over a lifesize anatomical skull with varnished marbles glued into the eyesockets and attached to an articulated dummy made from dowel rods and foam padding from Lowe's. I will dress the dummy in ratty clothes add scratch-built corpse hands and it will have a head of punched hair and a wispy mustache. I will take the dummy to all of my Halloween parties and have him it on random women and order drinks for him. After Halloween he will be propped up in a chair, staring out the living room window. My neighbors will fear me.

well done, report back

The hardest part is rounding up some alginate. Hopefully I can find a local dental supply shop, so I don't have to pay shipping. I've already got everything else, save for some ultracal, but I think the local AC Moore carries that.

That's awesome man! I hope you take pictures of each step so we can see the full evolution of the dummy.

I'll be sure to! I'll probably start a new thread in Art Shit when I get to work. I was hoping to take the project to a creepy extreme by using some of my own hair for the mustache, but I was too nervous to ask my barber to save some of my hair trimmings from my last haircut. I'll probably be using artificial hair from Monster Makers or Halloween Express, or barring that, weave from an ethnic beauty supply store. I'm also toying around with the idea of ordering a name patch from a uniform supply company to sew onto his jackets. I want to name him "Wurms."

Otto: I want you to make that thread and dummy. PRONTO!!


Didn't you learn anything from Pram Mavan? And if you really are being abused by a spouse then I hope you read this post very carefully.

+1 zugs, the last few times i had sex the girls even apologized for not being a mannequin


this is about babs? idk, i really had nothing to do with that. i'm not defending the popularity contest, i'm in favor of ending it because in practice it's either the same 3 people circlejerking for rep or teaming up to molest someone. if you're going to molest someone, do it in public where i can see it and laugh at it.


: prammaven


is this also your next suicide project

Good. I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees the similarity between Babs and Pram. :herewegoagain

One of my friends wrote "Shit, I forgot" on his calendar for the 11th.

And I was all "Forgot about what?" and he was all "Check out the date" and I was like "Yeah, the 11th, so?"

I've been forgetting about 9/11 as a joke for so long that this year I forgot to forget :(

did you remember that's my dad's birthday

because i almost didnt

If you get rid of the circle jerk then dot dot dot

My buddy's birthday is 9/11 and he joined the army because "THEY FUCKED UP MY BIRTHDAY. I'M GONNA FUCK UP THE REST OF THE COUNTRIES BIRTHDAYS FOREVER AND EVER."

I got alot of red pickles for being a pussy faggot :( i deserved them

cbs ad gave me a cbs popup vote thing

fuck

Ever since I got my 3DS, I've been spending half-hours at a time surfing the internet and playing Pokemon on the can. Awwww yeaaaahhh

:rolleyes

:rolleyes

Fun game: Go on Deviant Art, and Search "(Your first name) The Hedgehog".
The only way to win is if nothing comes up.

We already played that game. You lose.

:rolleyes

GHOST RIDE THE WHIP, TADAO

I had to google that

:rolleyes

I was in a spelling bee. I made it to the final four, and I was thinking "hey, okay" because the last three people at least got medals. I got "dynamite", which is a stupid-easy word that should have been no problem. But as I was getting ready to spell it, two things happened: a fight broke out behind me in line because some old woman who hadn't signed up just tried to jump in in the middle of the contest, and the guy pronouncing the words kept saying "Dy-no-MITE! Dy-no-MITE!" in his best blackperson accent to entertain the crowd. So I got fucking "dy-no-MITE" stuck in my head and that's how it came out my mouth.

So, ultimately, I looked like a dumbass who didn't know how to spell dynamite.

Oh well. Next year, right?

I dunno, what grade are you in next year?

Chojin why do you find shit like this.
Like really.

Hey Mario, glad you could make it.

i find it on imageboards that i visit

i don't get on the computer one day and be like "shit, let's find jesus x knuckles porn"

It was a grownup spelling bee, and I figured it was at least worth the $40 walmart gift card. I usually own that shit, which makes it even worse that I was knocked out for such an easy word. But that's the way those things go.

Did you get a participation certificate with your name on it in Comic Sans and a coupon for a free slurpee?

Unfortunately, I was fourth place and only first through third got that stuff :(

You know what, I'm not taking any shit from you on this one. You spell fucking words for a fucking walmart gift card. It's almost not that difficult.

the giftcard that got away :(

:(

I totally would have gotten a keyboard with it too

a computer keyboard or the kind for playing music?

I have the music kind but I need a new wireless kb because mine sucks and is big and sucks.

Hopefully a KORG

with a $40 wm giftcard, you knows it

One of the first words they gave me was Tribology and I was like what the hell is this shit? And then the next guy got, I don't know, "pencil" or something. It was all over the place.

What a bunch of jerks.

Mainly I kicked my own ass all the way home.

That reminds me of when I was in elementary school and we used to have some sort of shitty awards thing for the kids at the end of every school year, and since this is a shitty Southern town, most of the kids would even learn how to read once they got to highschool, I would always get the award for most books read. I was going through my attic last night and found all of my little dollar store trophies. I burned them for some reason.

trying to erase yourself again probably.

I don't know, I like that stuff. Happiness is just an amalgam of positive little shit like that, and it's so fleeting that when it happens you just have to be on it like a ton of bricks.

I'm not sure. I don't think I'll try to kill myself again, because even though I'm extremely depressed and have started feeling like I'm not even living my life, but watching it on a television screen, I'm afraid to do it again, because I'm terrified that I'll be found and sent off to another shitty "hospital" where I'll have to lie through my teeth that I'm better and end up in even more debt.

I had a friend who got so used to the in-and-out-of-the-nuthouse routine that he fully expected to wake up there after every suicide attempt. It got to be a joke for him...suicide gesture, go in, come out, laugh about it, next suicide gesture. He showed up at an employment agency once with his arms gashed all to hell and they called the cops on him.

For that reason, I think when he actually did commit suicide it was accidental. He liked seeing what happened after the attempt too much.

Then again, he was in Canada and the debt thing didn't apply so much, so I don't advise it.

There's better things than suicide, even if your life is an irredeemable disaster.

You know, like heroin.

I once heard someone say, or read it somewhere, or something... Anyways, if you ever find yourself suicidal and depressed and you feel like you have no meaning, just start walking, or driving. Go wherever you want, do whatever you want, and maybe you'll find something better, because you can only go up.
It made a bit more sense where I read it or whatever, but I always kind of liked it.

A lot of suicidal people are agoraphobic. What then?

I guess there's always the internet

Or is that like digital agoraphobia?

what if the internet somehow seems meaningless

Then you dedicate your life to being the biggest douchebag The world has ever seen. Make other people want to kill themselves

I felt quite depressed for a while after I broke up with the love of my life. I think I just waited it out until I started forgetting to feel bad about it, god knows my life certainly hasn't improved.

Thanks for making me feel good, internet.

I got super depressed once and decided to diet and exercise like a madwoman, more than was healthy, and that's all I did. I woke up, ate lettuce and broth, did exercise videos and slept. That was the entirety of my life during my divorce, and I lost 70 lbs (~32kg).

Then as soon as I felt happy again, it all came back.

What the hell. Kitsa didn't win a spelling bee and now we're talking about what it means to live?

ripples in a pond, fathom :(

tears in rain

Chojin must be super sad. :tear

Mixing a protein drink with your own tears is no way to live. :tear

one time i lost a classroom spelling bee in like 2nd grade and the word i fucked up was "recipe." dicks

also what's the deal with keith apicary that's probably the most obnoxious internet character ever whatever

i guess its suicide time

~pce~

That worked real well for Pram Maven, didn't it?

more like keith apiary, dude's full of bees

that would be much more entertaining

of if he was keith apothecary

I actually won my school spelling bee in 6th grade, and I went on to the regionals, but then I had surgery and was out the rest of the school year. In the yearbook under "school spelling bee winner", they put the picture of the runner up instead of me. I couldn't figure out why, because I was there for school pictures, I represented the school at regionals and my picture was plenty available. So I guess spelling bees are just destined to go badly for me, even if I win.

I wish they did them more like a sit-down spelling test and the person with the most answers right wins.

Hey koko,

Why aren't you busy making a rom hack based on the people here?

I need to get off my ass and get around to that Earthbound rom hack I've wanted to do since highschool. I wish I had nerdy friends that were good with technology, instead of just manifesting their nerdiness through intense social awkwardness.

I'm on a sabbatical from rom hacking at the moment. I usually do about 5 hacks or so, take a break, 5 more, take a break. I finished number 16 about four months ago, so maybe soon. It's usually when I get to a really complicated game that I quit for months because I can't stand not completing it fully, but I'm tired as fuck of the game and working on it. Last time my complicated game was the Unified Army of Testes vs The Nazi Unicorn Super Squad. This time it was Charlie Sheen Ate My Balls. I have no idea if that one will ever see the light of day since it's of Crystalis and the game is freaking long and complicated. I love the hell out of rpgs, but I also hate working on them. As a completionist I want to make sure every bit of text in the game is edited. It's why I've only done 2 rpgs, Red Rocket (Earthbound Zero) and Mr. T Ate My Balls (Willow).

Sorry, long answer to a really simple question. The real answer is: Maybe sometime soon, around christmas, after I've played all 600 dollars worth of video games from the season. If I make a rom hack based off of the board, the bad guys gotta be Pram Maven with his sidekick Womti. Those are the only two who have been real dumb since I've been posting. We'll see if I ever actually get to it, and if I do, if the game I choose works out.

Charlie Sheen doesn't deserve a rom hack. You're just sucking up to the man, man. What would D. Boon say. :(

If you search through the archives, you could work in MicroShock, Jonathan Clement, Uncle Sham and Jake of all Trades. I've heard that Lenor and gabby gaga would be worthy "femme fatales".

EDIT: And, of course Coolinator would be the overlord, using such exceptional phrases as Fluoride!, Conspiracy! and the occasional Wha-BAM!.

Gabby Gaga's more of a "corpse fatale" at this point.

what about thekapn

what about public enemy #1 kalhgon

I have no idea what game would work though. I know one thing for sure, I'd like to see chojin fighting a giant cheeseburger.

wai wai world/2

large cast of playable characters i think it's mostly sidescrolling platformer but maybe one of them also has shmup levels

or ufouria/hebereke - the best video game ever
exploration heavy platformer ("metroidvania") in which you switch between 4 playable characters with different skills

little samson has the 4 switchable characters too in more of a standard level-based platformer thing but it's a late era nes game

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