'Afternoon. What's the talk?

No

hes clearing his right nostril

I said No!

OK this one cracked me up :(

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHAM.

:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes AMERICAN POLITICS :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

OKAY PUB LOVER :rolleyes

SHUT THE FUCK UP ZOMB

Just go back to bed and wait for your uncle to sodomize you.

HA HA HA HA

OH WOW

:explode

So if Uncle Sham sticks around will Zomboid make every thread about him instead?

I mean, I like the attention, but srsly.

SRSLY

srs

I sure wish I didn't start my lab report 13 hours before it was due :( :( :(

I'm up to 29 pages >:

That's longer than every book liquidstatik has ever read :x

I just remembered a program I watched a while ago. It was like some consumer watchdog type show and they doing some ridiculous exposé on a popular fruit smoothie manufacturer. Basically they got a spokesperson for the company and demanded to know why their product contained more sugar than other children's soft drinks. The spokes person had the very reasonable argument that they didn't actually add any sugar - it just naturally occurs in fruit.

Who are they going to go after next? Apple trees?

Leafy bastards.

This why I hate TV and children.

I wish that wasn't true :'(